Hello, anyone who is reading this.

My name is Bethany, or Beth to my friends. I'm 15, and live in England. I'm a Yorkshire girl, with a London dream.

My favourite subjects at school are Art, English, Science and Product Design/Graphics. I have interests in two different fields - graphic animation and criminal psychology. As of yet, I don't know which I'm going to pursue as a career. In either case, I've got a lot of work right now, seeing as I'm working on my GCSE's. "Oh joy," to quote Rayn.

Which brings me to my next point - my eternal and undying love for the Jak and Daxter series. I have them all and have beaten all of them 100 per cent. Yes - 100 per cent :grumble: Took me long enough... :grumble:

My current obsession is Phantom of the Opera. I've seen the film, the musical, and the 1990 miniseries starring Charles Dance, and read Kay and Leroux so far. I hope to read some more of the books soon, when I actually have some money. My favourite character is Erik, closely followed by the Persian (especially in Kay). Raoul irritates me, not because he takes Christine away from Erik, per say, but because he's annoyingly stubborn... but I'll stop here before I end up ranting.

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I don't suffer from Johnny Depp addiction, I enjoy every minute of it. Ditto Erik addiction.
Is the fact that 'stressed' is 'desserts' backwards a coincedence? I don't think so!

It's never good when you can't remember what happened last night.
I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
When she married Mr. Right, she didn't know his first name was Always.
People who don't like cats were probably mice in an earlier life.
Mothers are angels in training.

I think he's dead, dear. (In response to his wife cutting a man's throat repeatedly)

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Men are like grapes. They need to be squashed, and left until they have matured into something you would enjoy having a meal with.
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To couples planning a family: beware the position that gives you ugly babies. If you don't know the position, ask your parents.

Favourite Movie Quotes

Pirates Of The Caribbean:

Elizabeth: "There will come a moment when you will have the chance to do the right thing."
Jack: "I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by."

Jack: "Gentlemen! I wash my hands of this weirdness."

Barbossa: "What are you doin'?"
Jack: "What are you doin'?"
Barbossa: "No, what are you doin'?"
Jack: "What are you doin'?"
Barbossa: "No! What are you doin'?"
Jack: "What are you doin'? Captain gives orders on the ship."
Barbossa: "The captain of the ship is givin' orders."
Jack: "My ship, makes me captain."
Barbossa: "They be my charts!"
Jack: "Well, that makes you..."
(pause)
Jack: "Chartman."
Pintel: "Stow it! The both of you! That's an order! Understand?"
(Jack and Barbossa stare at him)
Pintel: Sorry. "I just thought with the Captain issue in doubt, I'd throw my name in for consideration, sorry."
Ragetti: to Pintel "I'd vote for you."

Jack Sparrow: "Why would he do that? Because he's a lummox, isn't he? Well we shall have a magnificent garden party and you're not invited!"

Sweeney Todd:

Sweeney: No! Not Barker. It's Todd now. Sweeney Todd. And he will have his revenge.

Mrs Lovett: Me eyelids'll flutter, I'll turn into butter, the moment I mutter "I do-hoo!"

Mrs Lovett: Flies do, too!

Mrs Lovett: Always had a fondness for you, I did.

Beggar Woman: "'Ow would you like a little muff, dear, a little jig jig. a little bounce around the bush? Wouldn't you like to push me parsley? It looks to me dear, like you got plenty there to push."

Sweeney: (About Pirellis' Elixir) Keep it off your boots, sir, eats right through.

Sweeney: There's a hole in the world like a great black pit and it's filled with people who are filled with shit and the vermin of the world inhabit it-- but not for long! They all deserve to die!

Sweeney: No, we all deserve to die! Even you, Mrs Lovett, even I.

Sweeney: And my Lucy lies in ashes and I'll never see my girl again, but the world waits. I'm alive at last and I'm full of joy!

Sweeney: Mrs Lovett, what a charming notion! Eminently practical and yet appropriate as always. Mrs Lovett, how I did without you all these years I'll never know!

Sweeney: "It's man devouring man, my dear, and who are we to deny it in here?

Mrs Lovett: "It's priest, have a little priest."

Sweeney: "The history of the world, my love, is those below serving those up above. How gratifying for once to know that those above will serve those down below.

Beggar Woman: Smoke! Smoke! Sign of the devil! Sign of the devil! City on fire! Witch! Witch! Smell it, sir! An evil smell! Every night at the vespers bell-- smoke that comes fromt he mouth of Hell! City on fire! City on fire! Mischief! Mischief! Mischeif...

Toby: Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention perlease? (I love the way he says that xD)

Judge Turpin: How seldom it is one meets a fellow spirit!
Sweeney: With fellow tastes - in women, at least.

Sweeney: The years no doubt have changed me, sir. But then, I suppose, the face of a barber - the face of a prisoner in the dock - is not particularly memoriable.

Sweeney: No, come here, my love... Not a thing to fear, my love... What's dead is dead.

Sweeney: The history of the world my pet, is learn forgiveness and try to forget.

Phantom of the Opera (All Versions)

Erik: The grasshopper hops jolly high!

Erik: Help me make the music of the night...

Carlotta: Get my doggy, bring my doggy, bye-bye!!...Bye-bye, dancing girls, bye-bye!!

Christine: Twisted every way, what answer can I give? Am I to risk my life to win the chance to live? Can I betray the man who once inspired my voice? Do I become his prey? Do I have any choice? He kills without a thought, he murders all that's good. I know I can't refuse, and yet, I wish I could. Oh god if I agree, what horrors wait for me in this, the Phantom's opera.

Erik: Why so silent, good messieurs? Did you think that I have left you for good?

Erik: I gave you my music... Made your song take wing... and now, how you've repaid me: denied me and betrayed me...

Erik: You will curse the day you did not do all that the Phantom asked of you!

Madame Giry: Those who speak of what they know, learn too late that prudent silence is wise. Joseph Buquet, hold your tongue! Keep your hand at the level of your eyes!

Erik: I can make anything disappear, if I really want to. Anything except my face.

Christine: His eyes will find me there, Those eyes that burn! And if he has to kill a thousand men, the Phantom of the Opera will kill and kill again! My God who is this man who hunts to kill? I can't escape from him, I never will. And in this labyrinth where night is blind the Phantom of the Opera is there inside my mind

Christine: Pitiful creature of darkness, what kind of life have you known? God give me courage to show you... you are not alone.

Erik: Stranger than you dreamt it, can you even bear to look? Or dare to think of me... this loathsome gargoyle who burns in hell but secretly, secretly yearns for heaven, secretly... But Christine... Fear can turn to love. You'll learn to see, to find the man behind the monster, this... repulsive carcass that seems a beast but secretly dreams of beauty... Oh, Christine...

Erik: Why you ask was I bound and chained in this cold and dismal place? Not for any mortal sin, but the wickedness of my horrible face!

Favourite Books:

The Phantom Of The Opera by Gaston Leroux

Phantom by Susan Kay

His Dark Materials Trilogy

The Black Magician Trilogy

The Bartimaeus Trilogy

The Discworld Series (Especially the City Watch books)

Darren Shan series and the Demonata series

The Stuff Of Nightmares by Malorie Blackman

Artemis Fowl Series by Eoin Colfer

The Little White Horse by Elizabeth Goudge

Misery, Carrie, IT and Dolores Claiborne by Stephen King

(I could probably go on forever, but I'll stop this here. These are my top favourites)

Favourite Movies:

The Phantom of the Opera

Sweeney Todd

Pirates Of The Caribbean (All three of them)

Memoirs Of A Geisha

The Devil Wears Prada

Charlie And The Chocolate Factory (BOTH versiosn xD but the new one slightly better, and not JUST because Johnny's in it.)

Stormbreaker

The Hannibal Lecter movies

Beetlejuice

Repo! The Genetic Opera

Favourite Pairings:

Jak and Daxter

Torn/Ashelin

Torn/Jak

Jak/Erol

Daxter/Tess

Jak/Razer

Jak/Rayn

Jak/Seem

RaHerz

Acheroncest. (Total canon, too. It rocks.)

Gol/Jak (My current favourite. Er... I swear it works, when you have the right muses)

Elfie!Dax/Elfie!Pecker

Other Pairings

House/Cuddy (House)

Cameron/Chase (House)

Bartimaeus/Ptolemy (Bartimaeus Trilogy)

Phoenix/Edgeworth (Phoenix Wright)

Doctor/Master

Doctor/Rose

Rose/Master

Bill/Fleur

Ron/Hermione

Snape/Hermione

Sonea/Akkarin (The Black magician Trilogy)

Prue/Rax (Love Lessons)

Carrot/Angua (Discworld)

Erik/Christine (Phantom of the Opera)

Congratulations if you're still reading! This is the little space dedicated to broadcasting my fanfiction news.

Love Lies Bleeding: Complete! At last it's complete! When Mrs Lovett saves Mr Todd from a moment of even deeper madness than ususal, the barber takes two steps backwards and for once actually stops to wonder why the baker even bothers. Surely there must be a reason for her odd behaviour - and it most certainly can't be catching... can it? A sequel is planned, but yet to be written.

I Doubt If Anyone Would Know: ON HOLD, to be edited heavily when I have time. Benjamin Barker's life seems to have fallen apart since Eleanor Lovett was transported to Australia, not least because she took a part of him with her. When his dear friend returns with a taste for vengeance, however, both Eleanor and Benjamin must ask themselves just how far they are willing to go to get what they want. Bennett, Sweenett.

O Welcome Death Series: To be read in the following order: O Welcome Death, Fair Lady Mine, Thy Worthy Ghost Did Pass. An in-progress tale of how Christine attempts to rectify a situation that has gotten far too out of hand. However, both Erik and Raoul are against this particular route, though of course they have very different ways of preventing it. (Part four, I Dream'd A Dream, will be out soon!)

Ange Masqué: ON HOLD. Erik Laroche was captured by a passionate dream ten years ago – the dream of Don Juan Triumphant… Yet the passion died, and the melodies became little more than whispers in the midnight wind. When he travels to Paris to view the premiere of his new work, Erik doesn't expect the obsession to return to him, and certainly not in the manner it chooses to. Just who is the mysterious Phantom of the Opera, and why are they so interested in Erik? It's almost as if they've met before...

Planned Fanfictions:

Those Above Will Serve Those Down Below: It's been twenty-five years since that fateful night in the bakehouse, and while life goes on for everyone else, Inspector Frank Abberline can't help but wonder if the secrets of the past might help unravel the mysteries of the present. First, however, he will have to get past the secretive baker who has set up shop in his crime scene - oh, and there's also the ghosts of his suspects to contend with...

Requiem: No! It was impossible, unthinkable, unbelievable! How could he possibly be dead, when she had been in his arms but a week ago? A tale of the struggle of one woman to finally learn the meaning of growing up, and stand on her own two feet to defend herself and her child from the cruelties of the world. Christine is determined that, whatever life she carves out for herself, it will be far away from ghosts, from stories, and most certainly from the places that hold too many memories of the past. Leroux based, quite dark at times.

Compass Rose: Sometimes people disappear through the rift in Cardiff, and sometimes they come back, always changed, often insane. And that's just those who travel through this universe. What, then, would be the fate of a woman who was ripped from another universe entirely? What if that woman had powers that made her unlike any other human in existance? What if, in fact, that woman... was Rose? 10/Rose