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Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter, Constantine, Underworld, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Misc. Movies, Firefly, Watchmen, and Lord of the Rings. I am lazy, and my very unimportant personal info is located on my Ficpress, so you should go read that if you even care. However, my reads you should investigate =) UPDATES ON LIGHT WITHIN: my notes for the plot of this fic have been... lost. Literally, I have no clue where they are. This may lead to the unfortunate deletion of LW seeing as I hate the plot of it anyway : ETC: possible new stuff for Lord of the Rings (of the funny sort, since no one can seriously write fic for LOTR and not die of shame later on...) Try the original flavors at my Fictionpress account... Thanks, -T | |||||||
1. The Lord of the Shitty Fanfic » reviewsMiddle Earth is riddled with delusional fan girls, rejected Mary Sues, and countless legions of listless Tenth Walkers who just didn't get the job. How will our heroes and villains use this excess of useless characters to their advantage? T for language.Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,374 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 2-20-10 - Published: 1-31-102. Light Within » reviewsAdrian Veidt is presiding over the peaceful beginnings of life after his massacre. When a dynamic girl named Eira Craig enters his business and his life, the world's smartest man must tango with the world's most enigmatic woman. ON HIATUS :Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 10,453 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 8-22-09 - Published: 3-26-09 - Adrian V./Ozymandias3. So Now I'm Learning » reviewsSlightly AU. A silly, badly written but enjoyable romp into the Firefly universe. Mal/OC, Kaylee/Simon, Wash/Zoe. Complete.Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,711 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 6-28-09 - Published: 10-8-07 - Complete4. As Beautiful As They Are reviewsULTRAVIOLET Why did Violet reject Garth? Set out to avoid the inevitable and you almost surely cause it to happen. OneShot, GarthViolet.Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-8-07 - Complete5. The Life & Times of the Hitchhiker's Guide reviewsPart One: Potatoes. Being the first of several obscure entries in that wholly remarkable book, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-8-07 - Complete6. Pacis of Animus reviewsBefore his final call to arms, Khan must come out of his denial. OneShot, No real pairings but there are implied ones. Rated T for language.Underworld - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-5-07 - Complete7. Human Nature reviewsConstantine finds out, much to his annoyance, that even as a human Gabriel is capable of winning all their arguments. OneShot, No pairings. Rated T for language.Constantine - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-5-07 - Complete8. The Truth Will Out reviewsAfter the Battle of Hogwarts, Draco Malfoy has time to think about his mistakes. OneShot, No pairings. DH SPOILERS.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-4-07 - Draco M. - Complete9. A Beautiful Mind reviewsAlice Longbottom is a thinker, and no amount of insanity can stop her from thinking. OneShot, No Pairings. Accidentally deleted, replaced!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-4-07 - Alice L. - Complete10. Bury the Hatchet reviewsScorpius Malfoy is just trying to make friends... with Rose Weasley and Albus Severus Potter! Understandably, this may be a bit difficult… OneShot. POST DH SPOILERS. No pairings.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-4-07 - Complete
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