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I, Uber-l33t Rabid Ninja Squirrel, solemnly swear to review all the fics I read,

regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.

I have joined the Review Revolution.

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Squirrels = Win.

Also, if you are illiterate and reading this, you have created a paradox.

I love editing- it's one of my passions. Writing is fun, but for some odd reason I have a strange attraction to correcting errors. I offer my services to anyone who'd like a beta or an editor. I'm quite good, and willing to do whatever you'd like.

If you're looking for something new to read, I'd recommend the authors The Queen of Mystery, PetiteSorciere, Dynonugget, Anne. M. Oliver and Spiffing Repartee. Pretty much all of what they write is Dramione or Drarry, so if you like that style- which I'm assuming you do, considering that's the only thing I write, and the only reason you'd be here- go on and check them out. They're certainly more amazing and wonderful than I am.

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I loathe putting repetitive authors notes at the beginning and end of stories- if they're only oneshots, it really detracts from the writing. Even if they're not, the notes are cliched and annoying. No matter how creative people get, it tends to bug me. I'll post things with my stories that are actually relavent- such as polls, or updates. Nothing else.

So to be completely clear: I am not J.K. Rowling. I have never pretended to be, and I'm not even sure such disclaimers are needed as this is obviously a fanfiction site.

Also, review, review, review, review, review, review, review, review, review, review, review, review, review, review, review, review, review, review, review... okay, that's enough. You get the picture.

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Right. So. The whole reason we have FF.net- Stories!

I write quite a lot of random stuff. Often it's just a scene here or there, or a snippet of dialog. Very little of it actually gets turned into stories, although I spend a lot of my free time (and most of the school day, to my teacher's annoyance) writing. I also have a habit of starting a story and losing all momentum to finish it. So if you haven't seen an update on a story you like, drop me a line. It'll give me the oomph to start working again.

Part of my major motivation to keep working on stories is the input I get from people on them. I'd pretty much left this site until a review on Slice came in. That's the whole reason I'm here now. So please, send reviews in. And join the Review Revolution- it's the best way to show authors your appreciation of their work.

I want to say a big thank you to The Queen of Mystery and Spiffing Repartee for their wonderful advice and suggestions.

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Time Bomb: When I started this, I wanted it to be a depressing, angsty story. In the time since I started writing it my depression has faded, so I'm not sure if I'll continue it in the same path.

The Taste of Your Name: This, hopefully, will be the epitome of smutty fluff. I'll probably rewrite most of what I've done so far.

One Love, Many Paths: Each chapter is an excerpt from a story idea I've been contemplating. I've got a poll about which to continue- please vote!

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HP Pairings:

Loves:

Draco and Hermione: I've always felt that Hermy needs an intelligent person with whom to battle wits and grades. Draco's sexy, with brains to match hers and a wonderful tongue to spark that temper that is always waiting for a chance to explode.

Draco and Harry: Yum. Yum yum yum. Gorgeous guys, gorgeous fics. It has to be written well, but this is my favorite pairing.

Harry and Ginny: The only canon pairing I like, but if it is written well and avoids cliques, I find it quite readable. Anything after HBP, however, I can't stand. It drives me up the wall that he dumps her to protect her.

Dislikes:

Hermione and Ron: Most of these fics portray Ron as being insensitve, but she loves him anyways. The girl has a mind and temper of her own- she needs someone who has more than noodles inside his cranium. (So, of course, she cheats on him with Draco - which is okay-)

Harry and Ron: No. Just no.