I am Prince Elmo, Founder of the Lazy Writers Club: "I'll write it, when I get around to it."

-stands in a corner in her I'm-So-Friggin'-Cool-Pose- Wow...Someone actually came here...

Hya! I'm Unolai, but here in this desolate place we call cyberspace I'm also known as Prince Elmo!

I'm a 21 year old, ADD-positive sociopath from The Netherlands and I have a deep-running passion for:
Reading, writing, shopping, (Asian) horrormovies, dancing, chocolate, Egyptian Mythology, music, childish cartoons, riding rollercoasters and general insanity. I can have fun at even the most dorky of activities and I admire people who have a proper sense of humor. My biggest hero is my mother, purely for the fact that she knows how to do the laundry and I don't.

Be jealous, for I am happily married to the fabulous Shadowess88! (Presses a gross, wet, sloppy kiss to her cheek)
The title of Second-Wife goes to that guy I met in the chatroom! DmdTagz be his name! (Hugs him to her chest)
Dumbrat is my Third-Wife, whom I love as much as the other two! (Blows her a kiss)

I'm 1m60 short, which is about 5'3''. I'm a small writer and am not even that much taller than Hiei. I actually have no right to call him a pocketsized pyro-pixie, for I am pocketsized myself.

For more of my senseless blabbering, please go here.

Quote(s) of the day:
"Review, yo! It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. You know, like I swallowed some kid’s teddy bear and they’re staring at me while crying, because hey, I just ate their bear...Yeah, that feeling."
- Dominic Shade.

"Space is a manly place. A place for manly men. Men so manly, they need a man for a wife...And then there's Quatre..."
- Scott McNeill, voice actor for Duo Maxwell (Gundam Wing).

"Stephenie Meyer can't write worth a darn. She's not very good."
- Stephen King, telling it like it is.

+Something Wicked+ Statistics:
Category: Yu Yu Hakusho.
Summary: Crawl into the skin of my ADD-positive OC, add some chocolate and step back to watch the insanity.
Rating: T
Status: Complete, though being seriously revised!
Amount of hits: 10,708 hits. Holy crap, yo!
Amount of reviews: 192 reviews.

+Hairfetish+ Statistics:
Category: Yu Yu Hakusho.
Summary: Something Wicked sidefling. How to distract Kurama from doing his precious homework, in one simple lesson. Shameless fluff!
Rating: K
Status: Complete, baby!
Amount of hits: 626 hits.
Amount of reviews: 13 reviews.

+When Boredom Strikes+ Statistics:
Category: Yu Yu Hakusho
Summary: Something Wicked sidefling. A rainy day forces Jaiden to take drastic measures in order to entertain herself. Insert evil cackle.
Rating: K
Status: Another one complete!
Amount of hits: 267 hits.
Amount of reviews: 11 reviews.

+House of Sin+ Statistics:
Category: Yu Yu Hakusho
Summary: Something Wicked sidefling. What will Hiei do when the lid of his icecream has been glued shut? A nose-bleed-causing LEMON for LittleKawaiiFireFox.
Rating: M. No doubt about it.
Status: Complete, y'all!
Amount of hits: 696 hits.
Amount of reviews: 17 reviews.

+Shameless Fanservice+ Statistics:
Category: Yu Yu Hakusho
Summary: Something Wicked Sidefic, can be read seperately. Jaiden is going through some serious hug-withdrawal. Can Hiei do anything to help? One-shot. LIME
Rating: T
Status: Complete!
Amount of hits: 134 hits.
Amount of reviews: 8 reviews.

+Something Wicked 2 Teaser+ Statistics:
Category: Yu Yu Hakusho.
Summary: The Sequel! Our favourite borderline-insane Witch returns and she's taking crazy to a whole new level. Rated for safety and future chapters.
Rating: T
Status: In progress. THIS FIC IS NOT DEAD.
Chapter 14 finished.
General storyline complete.
Title decided.
Amount of hits: 415 hits.
Amount of reviews: 20 reviews.

+The Pancake is a Lie+ Statistics:
Category: Yu Yu Hakusho.
Summary: Something Wicked Sidefic, can be read seperately. Cooking class and Jaiden...There's no way this can end well. One-shot. Random!Title.
Rating: K
Status: Complete!
Amount of hits: -
Amount of reviews: -

+Currently writing+
- A Sequel to Something Wicked. Trying to get my inspiration back...
- Revising Something Wicked. Complete. Currently being BETA'd!

+On Hold+
- Am I Nothing More Than A Shadow, a Yu Yu Hakusho fiction. (Not so much a story, more like taking a better look at Hiei.)
- Several fluffy drabbles, with cute scenes that popped into my mind one stormy night.

+Future writing-plans+
- A co-written Something Wicked Sidefling with Shadowess88. Something involving Hiei and leather pants. Rawr!
- Another yummy Lemon involving Hiei and Jaiden. Because I feel like it.
- A Lemon for Dumbrat, involving her OC and Kurama.

I, Prince Elmo, do solemnly promise to keep my story reviews tasteful, helpful and uplifting. I promise to keep my flames to myself and use them to roast chicken wings, instead of roasting an innocent author. I swear I will lend a helping hand to those writers who ask for it.

If I fail at this or actively refuse to do this, may Hiei burn down my house, Kurama’s fanclub trample all over me, Yusuke wipe his nose on my sleeve and Kuwabara bite me repeatedly in my perfectly rounded bum until the day I die.

+Good times and rock on+