I am Prince Elmo, Founder of the Lazy Writers Club: "I'll write it, when I get around to it."

Wow...Someone actually came here...

Hya! I'm Unolai, but here in this desolate place we call cyberspace I'm also known as Prince Elmo!

I'm a 23 year old, ADD-positive sociopath from The Netherlands and I have a deep-running passion for:
Reading, writing, shopping, (Asian) horrormovies, dancing, chocolate, Egyptian Mythology, music, childish cartoons, riding rollercoasters and general insanity. I can have fun at even the most dorky of activities and I admire people who have a proper sense of humor. My biggest hero is my mother, purely for the fact that she does housework without complaining and I don't.

Be jealous, for I am happily married to the fabulous Shadowess88! (Presses a gross, wet, sloppy kiss to her cheek)
Dumbrat is my Second-Wife, whom I love as much as the other! (Blows her a kiss)

I'm 1m60 short, which is about 5'3''. I'm a small writer and am not even that much taller than Hiei. I actually have no right to call him a pocketsized pyro-pixie, for I am pocketsized myself.

For more of my senseless blabbering, please go here.

Quote(s) of the day:
"Review, yo! It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. You know, like I swallowed some kid’s teddy bear and they’re staring at me while crying, because hey, I just ate their bear...Yeah, that feeling." - Dominic Shade.

"Space is a manly place. A place for manly men. Men so manly, they need a man for a wife...And then there's Quatre..." - Scott McNeill, voice actor for Duo Maxwell (Gundam Wing).

"Stephenie Meyer can't write worth a darn. She's not very good." - Stephen King, telling it like it is.

"Einstein rules relatively, OK?
Dyslexia rules, KO?
Mallet rules - Croquet?" - Someone who isn't me.

+Currently writing:
- The Sequel to Something Wicked. DESPERATLY trying to get my inspiration back...Please be patient.

+On Hold:
- Another lemon involving Jaiden and Hiei. Randomness!
- Several fluffy drabbles, with cute scenes that popped into my mind one stormy night.

+Future writing-plans:
- A co-written Something Wicked Sidefling with Shadowess88. Something involving Hiei and leather pants. Rawr!
- A Lemon for Dumbrat, involving her OC and Kurama.

I, Prince Elmo, do solemnly promise to keep my story reviews tasteful, helpful and uplifting. I promise to keep my flames to myself and use them to roast chicken wings, instead of roasting an innocent author. I swear I will lend a helping hand to those writers who ask for it.

If I fail at this or actively refuse to do so, may Hiei burn down my house, Kurama’s fanclub trample all over me, Yusuke wipe his nose on my sleeve and Kuwabara bite me repeatedly in my perfectly rounded bum until the day I die.

+Good times and rock on+