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I am Utterly Riddikulus! That is, much more so than I would be Highly Sirius.

I enjoy eating Fizzing Whizbees while trying not to think about how they're made of Billywig stingers, searching through classified information concerning Remus Lupin, hacking into the Floo Network, and I get such a delight out of calling Peter Pettigrew a weenie.

And if you can't tell, I'm also notorious for making lame references to the Wizarding World in most every aspect of my Muggle-bound life.

Outside of the real world, I'm known as She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. If you tickle me enough, I'll tell you my real name.

Okay, stop that! Stop tickling! I'll confess. My name is Orlando Bloom. There, you caught me!

One of these days, I will actually write some fantastic fanfiction that is fabulously far-out reading material. But for now, you're going to have to suffer through looking at this empty page while I'm suffering through the trials of having an empty brain.

UPDATE: Wow. It's strange how a desk can inspire one. Close Encounters of the Mahogany Kind is up. Enjoy, or whatever it is you do when you read. :)