| Velkyn |
Author has written 18 stories for Lupin III, Star Wars, White Wolf, Warcraft, and Misc. Books. Velkyn is a very old name from a very old MUD for a very old woman. Well, perhaps not that old. Velkyn is a former west coast girl who now lives in Ontario with three cats, thirteen computers, a 17-pound sewing machine, a cordless power drill, and several hundred books. Her interests include films, music, cooking, ballroom dance, and most of the things mentioned in the previous sentence. She writes humour, fantasy, horror, mysteries, and on rainy days, romance. What she most enjoys writing, however, are lengthy and wryly amusing biographies of herself. Velkyn went through an angst-filled adolescence during which she wrote copious amounts of poetry which will hopefully never see the light of day. She refuses to take herself seriously. Although Velkyn did not create the Mary-Sue Litmus test, she uses it every time she writes an original character into someone else's universe. She specialises in Lupin the Third fanfiction, and is currently at work on her Alexis Finch series, as well as a fleshing-out of Edward Gorey's Gashlycrumb Tinies. Velkyn also writes original fiction, which she has so far declined to publish. She speaks and writes in Queen's English, and she is a great proponent of the Oxford comma. She knows the panda joke. When not sitting at her computer, emptying the contents of her overactive imagination into Wordpad, Velkyn plays CitySim games and takes classes in everything from Japanese to chocolate tempering. She has a psychological block that prevents her from eating cheesecake. She amuses herself by surfing Wikipedia, watching MST3k episodes, and reading books on how to be a better writer. Velkyn started collecting hats when she was six, and now owns more hats than shoes. She was definitely born in the wrong decade, and possibly even the wrong century. Velkyn has an alternate identity on Fanfiction, but for some reason, she never uses it. "But that was in another country; and besides, the wench is dead." -- C Marlowe, The Jew of Malta | |||||||||
1. The Gashlycrumb Tinies Revealed » reviewsIn The Gashlycrumb Tinies, an alphabet primer, Edward Gorey introduced twenty six small children who met an untimely end. Here, for the first time, are all the tragic, disturbing, and sometimes humourous details.Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 9,121 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 6-24-08 - Published: 6-26-072. Tokyo Rose » reviewsThe third Alexis Finch story. While in Tokyo, Alexis overhears the word 'seppuku' in connection to Goemon. What's going on? And who has stolen that strange flower known as the Tokyo Rose? Language, suggestive situations. :JigenxOC:Lupin III - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 40,421 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 11-5-07 - Published: 3-22-07 - Complete3. Near Death reviewsA World of Warcraft RPGfic. The battle against the Scourge finally comes to an end for the priestess and the Blood Knight. Or does it? Sexual situations. [OCxOC]Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-16-07 - Complete4. Throne of the ElementsA World of Warcraft RPGfic. After making a choice between two women, a paladin discovers that he was wrong about which one needed him most. Sexual situations. [OCxOC]Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Published: 10-2-07 - Complete5. Under the Waterfall, Under the StarsA World of Warcraft RPGfic. Finally, the Knight Lord and the shadow priestess encounter each other in something other than a dungeon. Sexual situations. [OCxOC]Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Published: 8-21-07 - Complete6. Do You Understand? reviewsA World of Warcraft RPGfic. A rogue tries every way possible to explain to a priestess just how much he needs her. Sexual situations. [OCxOC]Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-14-07 - Complete7. A Kind of MagicA World of Warcraft RPGfic. Despite her protests, a mage teaches his student how powerful she truly is. Sexual situations. [OCxOC]Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Published: 7-10-07 - Complete8. Falling Rayne: A Mary Sue Parody » reviewsPARODY. Rayne Anderson is a tragic young woman with an even more tragic past. Will she find her parents' murderer and bring him to justice? Does the man in the black fedora truly love her, or is it all just a cruel lie? Violence, innuendo. [JigenxOC]Lupin III - Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,703 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 6-26-07 - Published: 4-10-07 - Complete9. Shards reviewsA World of Warcraft RPGfic. A rogue turns to a warlock for comfort and absolution. Sexual situations. [OCxOC]Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-3-07 - Complete10. City of Light reviewsAn Alexis Finch story. While running errands, Alexis sees someone she recognises... or is it all in her mind? Oneshot.Lupin III - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-30-07 - Complete11. Family Jewels reviewsNazumi and Zenigata are checking security while Lupin tries to convince Fujiko to betray Nazumi. Based on the original manga. Violence, graphic sexual situations. [LupinxFujiko]Lupin III - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-17-07 - Complete12. In What Strange Guise? reviewsA recap of Jigen's disastrous love life, interspersed with lines from the first stanza of a little known poem. Oneshot. Mild language.Lupin III - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-7-07 - Complete13. Sebastian's AngelA Vampire: The Masquerade RPGfic. Sebastian says that the race of aquatic vampires always extracts a price for their assistance. Was that price paid in blood? Implied violence, blood.White Wolf - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Published: 2-1-07 - Complete14. One Taste reviewsA Vampire: The Masquerade RPGfic. Jeanette has fallen for her Sire, and confesses her devotion. Will he agree to a Bloodbond? And who is the man with the glowing yellow eyes? Violence, innuendo.White Wolf - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-1-07 - Complete15. The Disappearance of Lis'saA Star Wars Galaxies RPGfic. The space lanes are finally open to Kashyyyk. But is the Wookiee homeworld safe for a little Twi'lek tailor?Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Published: 2-1-07 - Complete16. Broken Bones, Broken Heart reviewsA Star Wars Galaxies RPGfic. Fleeing the galaxy seems like the best idea at the time.Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-1-07 - Complete17. The Importance of Catching Earnest »An Alexis Finch story. It appears that Lupin is in England in order to steal the Finch family's most precious possession. Who can be trusted? And can Alexis survive a visit to her family without going mad? Language, suggestive situations. [JigenxOC OCxOC]Lupin III - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 20,480 - Published: 1-31-07 - Complete18. The Sound of Her Breathing » reviewsAlexis Finch and Fujiko Mine run into Lupin, Jigen, and Goemon in Naples during a diamond exhibition. The gang must decide what to steal, and for whom. Chocolate and diamonds, love and ...betrayal? Language, suggestive situations. [JigenxOC]Lupin III - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,666 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-29-07 - Published: 1-28-07 - Complete