Hello!

I'm Victoria. I live in Latvia (if you look at a map of Europe, you will find it near The Baltic Sea). I call it a cave. Clever, I know.

As you can see, English is not my native language, so sometimes I have difficulties writing stories and I know very little about American idioms, but I try to do my best. I use dictionary very often, because sometimes I mix languages and just can't remember how to say something in English or even Latvian, or Russian for that matter. It usually happens with the easiest words. :D

Sometimes I: giggle for no reason, get distracted by shinies or pretties, randomly burst into song, ABUSE CAPS LOCK BUTTON, watch YT videos all day, have TV show marathons, movie marathons, listen to one song on repeat for at least an hour, eat ice cream and nutella for breakfast... and lunch and dinner, have weird craving and thoughts.

I'm here to have a good time.

found on Kangaroo.Cry's profile

I'm suffering from severe JDDS (otherwise known as Judgement Day Denial Syndrome) JDDS is an epidemic among us JIBBS shippers. Those of you in denial about Jenny's death, copy and paste this to your profile. Signs of JDDS include heavily reading jibbs stories, only watching episodes prior to Judgment Day, and bursting into tears when anything related to Jenny's death come to mind.

My favourite pairings:

peter/olivia (fringe)

beckett/castle (castle)

booth/brennan (bones)

house/cuddy (house)

barney/robin (how i met your mother)

chuck/sarah (chuck)

sam/jack (stargate sg1)

daniel/vala (stargate sg1)

helen/john (sanctuary)

helen/nikola (sanctuary)

tony/ziva (ncis)

tim/abby (ncis)

jenny/gibbs (ncis)

mac/harm (jag)

john/elizabeth (stargate atlantis)

lisbon/jane (the mentalist)

myka/pete (warehouse 13)

altlivia/lincoln (fringe)

annie/auggie (covert affairs)

jane/maura (rizzoli and isles)

kensi/deeks (ncis:la)

erica/hobbes (v)

erica/jack (v)

kathryn/jimmy (the whole truth)

lois/clark (smallville, the new adventures of superman)

eric/nell (ncis:la)

angela/hodgins (bones)

wysocki/teresa (the chicago code)

neal/alex (white collar)

nate/sophie (leverage)

parker/hardison (leverage)

megan/peter (body of proof)

megan/kate (body of proof)

buffy/spike (buffy the vampire slayer)

angel/cordelia (angel)

mal/inara (firefly)

ted/veronica (better off ted)

jeff/britta (community)

nikki/adam (the secret life of us)

nine/rose (doctor who)

ten/rose (doctor who)

amy/rory (doctor who)

eleven/river (doctor who)

eleven/amy (doctor who)

alice/luther (luther)

harry/hermione (harry potter)

ron/hermione (harry potter)

arthur/ariadne (inception)

arthur/ariadne/eames (inception)

damon/elena (the vampire diaries)

nina/hicks (alphas)

audrey/nathan (haven)

audrey/duke (haven)

mick/beth (moonlight)

myka/hg (warehouse 13)

bo/lauren (lost girl)

bo/dyson (lost girl)

cal/gillian (lie to me)

mike/harvey (suits)

harvey/donna (suits)

mike/rachel (suits)

chuck/ned (pushing daisies)

mulder/scully (the x-files)

shawn/juliet (psych)

cameron/melanie (breaking in)

jaye/eric (wonderfalls)

ilsa/chance (human target)

I may have forgotten some.

This is an account where I upload unbetaed gift stories for my friends. Mostly slash smut so far.

My twitter if you're not scared. ;)

If any of these apply copy them into your profile:

I'm the kind of girl who rants and rants and rants and rants and rants and rants until someone tells her to shut up and she gets hit.

I'm the kind of girl who wiggles her arms when she's excited.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever randomly fallen out of your chair, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull (or Vice Versa) copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you listen to classical music and enjoy it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a chocoholic, shopaholic or talkaholic then copy and paste this.

If you are crazy, odd,not-normal, a freak of nature, or anything else that applies, copy and paste this to your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, cope and paste this into your profile.

Re-post this to help stop racism:

Black and White:

A black man was talking to a white man and said: "I'm black. When I was born I was black. When I grew up I was black. When I'm sick I'm black. When I go in the sun I'm black. When I'm cold I'm black. When I die I'll still be black. But you: When you were born you were pink. When you grew up you were white. When you're sick you're green. When you go in the sun you're red. When you're cold you're blue. When you die you'll be purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored. "

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people who answer "Where to begin?"

If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a fantasy about (a) fictional guy(s), copy and paste this on your profile.