Well, my nickname is Beatz because of my self-proclaimed "unhealthy obsession" with The Beatles. So yeah. It's what I'm known as, so that's the name I'll give you here.

My passions are writing, reading, listening to music, playing my guitar and violin, and digging up any and I mean ANY new song or band that's out there so I can add it to my ever-growing collection of musical wonderfulness. I'm a D.J. at my campus radio station and I'm wanting to pursue that as a career.

I usually "follow the beat of my own drum" as some people have said and I have a very cynical view on life which will probably come through in my stories. I'm one of the most sarcastic people I know. I like having fun and making my friends laugh. I have a sort of dry, perverted humor and I'll usually just say anything that comes to mind, even if it's totally random at the time. If you're my friend, I'll bend over backwards for you, but I also have no problem telling people what I think about them and I don't really care what others think about me. That said, I have a strict "if you don't like it, then don't read it" policy. That's what's great about life. You can read or not read what you want. If you think the content of my stories is offensive in any way, then feel free to quit reading the story/poem/etc. Should you continue reading anyway and feel the need to flame me, just remember that all you are doing is giving me something to laugh at and mock. It may even end up in another one of my jokes or rants to people. So, if you don't like the story and don't want to give me ammunition for amusement and entertainment, keep your flamish thoughts to yourself. Constructive criticism is, of course, encourage and very much appreciated.

Well, I guess that's about it. So come and have a peek into the depths of my mind...if you dare...BWAHAHAHAHA!! Ok...sorry... I'm done.

Love,

~Beatz~