I'm editor by profession and a writer in my dreams. I have a BA in English and a passion for peanut butter and strawberry jelly sandwiches. Jesus is my friend, and reading is a requirement for life.

My Fics: Some of my fanfic is really, really old from when I first started writing it at the end of middle school and through high school, so forgive any youthful errors and emo-ness. The Naruto stuff is the most current, and I always appreciate constructive reviews.

Currently reading: Water for Elephants by Sarah Gruen

Currently watching: West Wing, Firefly

Currently listening: Steelhouse podcast: God in pop culture (excellent meaty stuff here)

Currently playing: Halo 3 on the Xbox 360

Fic status, as of 9/22/2008:

Falls the Shadow (NEW - Bleach/ HP crossover) - When Ichigo and his friends follow an Espada through an old senkai gate, the last place they expect to end up at is the Ministry of Magic in London, England. (Collab with singeivoire!) - Currently in progress of recovery from singeivoire's computer issues.

Not much else in the works personally. I have one or two unfinished projects sitting on my hard drive, but I haven't been inspired enough lately to work on them. So it's probably best that they stay there--wouldn't want to post something with no intention of finishing...

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Check it out! singeivioire and I have combined our forces (for the good of awesome everywhere) and created waiting4monkeys, a profile for future collaborations.

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1. Attaya reviews

Renji and Rukia haven't lived in the slums of the 78th District of Rukongai in over 40 years... yet there is one day every year that they return. Oneshot. RenjiRukia, though could be taken only as friendship. Rated for language and Renji's loincloth.

Complete - Bleach - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,199 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-27-08 - Published: 6-27-08

2. Afterthought reviews

Naruto is about to start advanced training with Kakashi, but what about Sakura? What will she do? NO pairings. Oneshot.

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 6-3-08 - Published: 6-3-08

3. Back to Normal reviews

Ichigo and Orihime find themselves partners for a class project. Set after the Aizen-war arc. Oneshot. Rated for language.

Complete - Bleach - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,620 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 5-13-08 - Published: 5-13-08

4. Birthday Suit » reviews

Iruka is forced to the hospital after a sparring match and gets more than he bargained for when Shizune decides to examine him. Featuring het!Iruka. Oneshot

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,941 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 4-29-08 - Published: 4-29-08

5. Kakashi's Girlfriend » reviews

Naruto tries to find out who Kakashi is dating... by asking all the single women of Konoha. Set early shippuden, het, fluff. Het means nonyaoi!

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,198 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 2-26-08 - Published: 12-13-07

6. Paint Job » reviews

Someone's done something to Hokage Mountain, but for once it wasn't Naruto... though of course everyone thinks it was him, including Sakura. Three separate but related stories revolving around Naruto and Sakura.

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,526 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 2-25-08 - Published: 2-1-08

7. Ninja Art: Improv » reviews

A simple undercover mission goes awry when Naruto and Sakura try their hand at improvisation. Oneshot. Collab with singeivoire.

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,064 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 2-19-08 - Published: 2-18-08

8. Sealed Secrets » reviews

Kakashi visits an old friend; a man believed to have died 15 years ago. A man who knows the Kyuubi even better than Naruto. Last chapter up! Not yaoi. Takes place in Shippuden.

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,865 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 1-19-08 - Published: 1-8-08

9. Losers reviews

Obito has always been the loser of the elite Uchiha clan... can he overcome this nickname when faced with his new teammate Kakashi Hatake? Set preKakashi Gaiden. Non yaoi.

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,599 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-13-07 - Published: 12-13-07

10. Sick Day reviews

Naruto doesn't show up for training one day so Kakashi decides to investigate. Team 7 fluff, oneshot. Non yaoi, no pairings.

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,321 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 11-27-07 - Published: 11-27-07

11. Things Unsaid reviews

The last Sharingan Sasuke saw was in the eyes of his clan's murderer... until Kakashi used his to defeat Zabuza. Is Kakashi part of the Uchiha clan? Sasuke desperately wants to know. Non yaoi. No pairings whatsoever.

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 11-16-07 - Published: 11-16-07

12. Untitled reviews

Kakashi is feeling a bit unnecessary after the battle with Akatsuki so it's up the remaining members of Team 7 to cheer him up. Oneshot. Fluff. Non yaoi.

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 10-30-07 - Published: 10-30-07

13. Shinobi Bond reviews

Set directly after Naruto's fight with Sasuke in eps 134 and 135. Kakashi visits his injured pupil before leaving on another mission. Oneshot. Mild spoilers for Naruto's parentage. Non yaoi no pairings.

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 10-12-07 - Published: 10-12-07

14. The Last Marauder reviews

Remus grieves after the events in the Ministry of Magic and Snape unexpectedly comes upon him. OotP spoilers. Not Slash.

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 6-30-03 - Published: 6-30-03

15. Forgive and Forget » reviews

Severus Snape awakes in a Muggle hospital with no memory of how he got there or who he is. Hunting desperately to regain his shrouded past, Snape discovers that he himself is being hunted… Author's note added

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,213 - Reviews: 255 - Updated: 6-24-03 - Published: 8-6-02

16. Song from a Shadow » reviews

**FINISHED!** It is 1997... Christine is entering her last year of high school without parents, without friends, and without hope... until she meets Erik.

Complete - Phantom of the Opera - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 29,828 - Reviews: 453 - Updated: 9-5-02 - Published: 8-6-00

17. The Baker Street Amateur reviews

Inspector Thomas Pitt (from Anne Perry's novels) requests help in a case from a certain Baker Street resident.

Sherlock Holmes - Fiction Rated: T - English - Mystery/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,498 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7-27-01 - Published: 7-27-01

18. Before the Scarlet Letter reviews

A short story on how I think Hester Prynne and Arthur Dimmesdale met...

Misc. Books - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,543 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 3-6-01 - Published: 4-8-00

19. A Not So Holy Night reviews

It is Christmas in Paris and Erik is once again alone... unknowingly he gives a sad young woman a new lease on life. Note: This is *NOT* "another woman" story.

Phantom of the Opera - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 12-14-00 - Published: 12-14-00

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