| WanderingTeen |
Author has written 12 stories for Phantom of the Opera, Fairy Tales, and Pirates of the Caribbean. Current Events: So, I finally started that modern version of Beauty and the Beast that I promised. About bloody time. Read and tell me what you think! About Me: I'm legally an ADULT! living somewhere in the True North, Strong and Free. I'm tall and curvy with short brown hair which is long on the left side and rather short on the right side, brown eyes, and a healthy dose of insanity. I like music from Finland, Japan, the Netherlands and the 80's. I read and write constantly, as well as playing and composing on the piano in my spare time. I am a student at University at the moment, and to pay for it I work at a grocery store. ... that's all I can think of now. Weekly Awesomeness: Song of the Week: Thank God I'm Pretty - Emilie Autumn Movie of the Week: Underworld: Rise of the Lycans Book of the Week: The Gargoyle by Andrew Davidson Please read my stories and review. I appreciate any criticisms telling me how I can improve! And feel free to PM me. Internet friends are just as important as real-life ones! | |||||||||
1. Beauty and the Beast » reviewsA once-handsome man must learn a lesson of love and compassion. In this new world centered on electronics and beauty, will he be able to break the curse that holds him, or will he remain a beast forever? T for language and violence.Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 84,137 - Reviews: 152 - Updated: 8-12-09 - Published: 12-16-08 - Complete2. Red reviewsAn orphan grows up and goes back to settle the score with the creature who destroyed her life. A retelling of Little Red Riding Hood. These aren't your grandma's fairy tails, girls. T for blood and whatnot.Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-13-08 - Complete3. Rose Petals » reviewsA retelling of Beauty and the Beast, my way. Adara is a plain girl stuck caring for her family after they fall from wealth and her mother dies... that is, until her father stumbles upon a castle with a terrifying owner.Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,426 - Reviews: 93 - Updated: 7-17-07 - Published: 6-29-07 - Complete4. Song Parodies! » reviewsYet another group of PotO parodies. Read them and tell me what you think. I'm onto nonPotO songs being turned into PotOish thing at the moment. Most of the songs are funny, but a few are serious. Hurrah!Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - General/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 10,249 - Reviews: 205 - Updated: 5-25-07 - Published: 12-3-055. Phantom of the Superstore? » reviewsYes, ladies and gentlephantoms, I'm back again with a new and hopefully funny tale about a love triangle and a crappy grocerystore. It has love, passion, and, of course, crochety customers that get in your face. Enjoy!Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,766 - Reviews: 245 - Updated: 4-18-07 - Published: 11-21-06 - Christine & Erik - Complete6. Two Eyes reviewsOneShot: Poor Ragetti. Everyone's favorite oneeyed pirate is on a mission for some love. Cute ending. Rum for all who read and review!Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,652 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 3-7-07 - Complete7. Another Screwed Up Version of PotC 2: DMC » reviewsMy friends and I have the script to Pirates 2 and we plan to exploit it to the utmost. Randomness is to be expected. What if Jack and his girl have a spat that lasts through the adventure? And what if the director decides the Kraken isn't evil enough?Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,052 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 11-22-06 - Published: 10-24-06 - Complete8. Another Screwed Up Version of PotC: CotBP » reviewsYes, yes, my screwed up teenage friends and I are doing this wonderful swashbuckling soon to be triliogy of movies. Much insanity ensues. And you'll never guess who I play in this one...Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,041 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 10-23-06 - Published: 10-16-06 - Complete9. Another Screwed Up Version of PotO » reviewsYes, well, not that it hasn't been done before, but a bunch of my friends and I are acting out PotO for your reading enjoyment. No flames, please, we're just trying to have fun. A mixture of 2004 movie and the musical. It's been edited, HUZZAH!Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 15,291 - Reviews: 138 - Updated: 9-27-06 - Published: 3-7-06 - Complete10. The Tale of an Idiot and her Genie » reviewsOkay, this is just something I randomly wrote for no reason. It's inspired by a book I read when I was younger, but I can't remember the name. Also, it's a bit of a mockery of fairytales.Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,226 - Reviews: 47 - Updated: 9-15-06 - Published: 2-2-0611. The Strange Affair of the Phantom's Beaver! » reviewsCOMPLETE: Previously The Canadian Phantom of the Opera... What would happen if the Phantom of the Opera had taken place in Canada? SO MANY STRANGE THINGS! A mix of PotO and Canadian steriotypes. MAY OFFEND SOME PEOPLE!Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,688 - Reviews: 80 - Updated: 6-13-06 - Published: 6-7-06 - Complete12. Death's Head: For the Phantom in You reviewsYes, well... AHEM: I came up with this in an incredably insane moment. It's a oneshot comercial for a cologne that drives phangirls wild... so... R&RPhantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 38 - Published: 2-10-06 - Complete