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since: 12-08-03, id: 500478, Profile Updated: 12-09-11
country: USA
Author has written 117 stories for Lord of the Rings, Silmarillion, Discworld, Harry Potter, Island, Firefly, Pirates of the Caribbean, Fullmetal Alchemist, Wolf's Rain, Cowboy Bebop, Pumpkin Scissors/パンプキン・シザーズ, and Animorphs.

(Aka, B2WM of LiveJournal. Yes, that comes from Boromir II's Warg Mistress; everyone goes through their Suethor phase. Just "Warg" will generally do nicely, though.)

Basically, I write LotR, Discworld, and occasionally Potter, Firefly, or a random other fandom. Recently I've gotten hooked on Fullmetal Alchemist and Wolf's Rain, so don't be surprised if a lot of my newer fics are based on the manga and anime, respectively. They're crack for the Wargish soul. Most of my fic isn't fit for this site, but I'll keep my best here. And "Wargs to Live By," just because it ties all my Lord of the Rings pieces together. My old bio can be found on my livejournal info. If you want to read it or just go bug me there; the link's off the homepage thing.

My major obsession, if it wasn't obvious, is the extended Hurin clan, especially Boromir, Imrahil, and Denethor. The Den/Fin Files, written for the 50lyricsfanfic challenge on LJ, are a series of loosely connected short stories set in bookverse canon, mostly centering on the relationship of Denethor and Finduilas and their family, of all things. There may be minor references in one fic concerning another, but they can be read independently of one another. All of the Files I've written so far can be found on LJ, if you click the Finduilas banner in my userinfo.

TV Tropes will ruin your vocabulary, but it'll also enhance your writing skills.

Ten reasons why Warg is squeeing over a fic: (From "need it to read it" to "OMEI this just exploded the super-sweet-freakin'-shiny-mega-special-awesome meter and can't currently review because I'm doing the happy fangirl dance":)

10. The formatting, spelling, and grammar are all flawless. I will read a fic with occasional typos, because everyone makes 'em, but the best writers fix them.

9. The canon cast is in-character. I don't care if the main protagonists from the show/book are front and center or if the original cast barely warrants a side-mention, but what we see of them makes sense for what we know of them and their current situations.

8. The OCs are well-rounded and contribute to the plot instead of hijacking it. Minor roles that stay minor don't have to worry so much, but the more prominent original characters look like people whose stories just didn't come into focus during the original series, but they totally could have been there all along in the background and the 'verse is a little richer for their presence.

7. We get a fresh perspective. I love my Royai-Edwin, Spike Spiegel, Vimesy, Tsume, and Golden Trio as much as the next fangirl, but I also like to see the minor characters get a turn in the spotlight. Buck the trends. Stand out. Take a chance to make a minor character your own hero.

6. New and exciting plots throw me for a loop. Yes, we know what happens in canon. But what about before the events of the canon story? After? What were these people doing when the original author left them alone for five minutes? Awesomeness.

5. We get expansions to the mechanics and cultures of the 'verse. Maybe it's the practical, everyday uses of a spell. Maybe it's a nifty little piece of technology and its impact on how the heroes communicate. It could be a well-researched language, or the details of an environment, or insight into what it takes to accomplish a particular feat of skill. Maybe the way the aliens evolved physiologically makes them appreciate different values. Any way you choose to make the verse more real, I will be all over that like Ax on a Cinnabon.

4. The language has style. Descriptions add to the scene, the subtext is mind-bending with possibilities without making the piece as a whole impossible to understand, the metaphors have wit, beauty, and immediacy, and it's just a pleasure to read. Although I tend to go with short fics when I'm feeling lazy, twenty thousand words counts as a short fic when it reads so smoothly.

3. The PoVs are sharp and strongly in-character to the point where I can hear the characters' voices and could tell who was narrating a chapter even if the name never came up. Not everyone has as distinct a diction as Hagrid, Cheza, and the moles of Redwall, but this author has gone beyond merely getting the characters to being able to put sound to still words. The story sounds like a missing scene from the original piece, and I could even hear Wendsleydale as a distinct muse loud and clear.

2. The overall bittersweetness makes me optimistically cynical. I love a fic that can maintain a mood and pass it on to the readers. Sometimes I'm in the mood for fluff, and there are authors who are really good at sweet and cute and I love 'em for it. Sometimes I'm in the mood for a really dark fic. I know authors who bring the horror and I fear them for their awesomeness. But those who can juxtapose the light and dark and come up with a bittersweet symphony? Congratulations, you win at Machiavellianism.

1. *Warg could not be contacted for further comment; there was merely a high-pitched squeeing noise.*

I am by no means an expert on fantasy languages, but I'm something of a dabbler. Here are a few of my favorite resources:

LotR:

Orcish (The Black Speech): http://www.angelfire.com/ia/orcishnations/orcishphrases.html

Sindarin/Queyna (Real elvish): http://www.fanfiction.net/u/560866/

Anduniac: http://www.uib.no/people/hnohf/adunaic.htm

Fanon Wargish: http://www.freewebs.com/connexbijwa/wargish.htm

Discworld:

Dwarfish (Kad'k): http://www.cheerycomic.co.uk/dict.html

Now we can understand each other a little better, eh, zwiero?

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1. Peace in Progress reviews
Triple drabble: Hawkeye and Mustang are still adapting after Ishval.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-4-11 - Roy M. & Riza H. - Complete
2. Horse Sense reviews
Pre-war: When young Erchirion decides to make his own entertainment during the Steward's visit, the middle son of Imrahil is in for a painful lesson or two.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,287 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-26-11 - Erchirion & Boromir - Complete
3. Healing Scars reviews
After the Promised Day, Mei has one final stop to make on the way back to Xing, but saying goodbye to a twice-dead man in the Armstrong mansion isn't always easy.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,846 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-8-11 - Mei Chang & Olivier A. - Complete
4. Andalite Feathers! » reviews
AU collection: of ex-Taxxon lawyers, the perils of ticker-tape parades, and other things that never happened to Ax, Tobias, Rachel, and company.
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,149 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-14-11 - Published: 4-14-11 - Ax & Rachel
5. The Unending Reflection of the Light reviews
There is strength in humility, and for Faramir, Elboron shines all the brighter for it.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-7-11 - Faramir & Elboron - Complete
6. Justice for the Blind reviews
Spoilers for 108: After the Promised Day, Edward has some arrangements to make before he can quit the military in front of Mustang's eyes.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-13-11 - Roy M. & Edward E. - Complete
7. Black Coffee, Cigarettes, and a Quarter Ishvalan » reviews
Miles has been keeping long hours during the Ishvalan Massacre, and it's beginning to tax his doctor's addictions as well as her patience. Coffee is about to get expensive at Briggs.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,249 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 4-5-11 - Published: 12-24-10 - Olivier A. & Miles - Complete
8. Up reviews
Young Lothiriel is moving up in the world. Her uncle is somewhat less than impressed. Shameless fluff ahoy.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-1-11 - Denethor & Lothíriel - Complete
9. Paradise Blues » reviews
Postanime: Blue Yaiden wouldn't exactly call Freeze City paradise, but she's content with her life. She'll even tolerate her brother's secretive boyfriend. But when Toboe finds a giant stray "dog," nothing will ever be the same. Blue/Hige Toboe/Tsume
Wolf's Rain - Rated: T - English - Family/Suspense - Chapters: 70 - Words: 88,490 - Reviews: 93 - Updated: 1-11-11 - Published: 3-19-08 - Blue & Tsume
10. Red Eyed Brother » reviews
Manga spoilers up to 108: Scar has died twice, but the important question is how often he has lived. Oneshots set post- and pre-manga. Chapter fifteen: It's not a happy ending for Scar and the general, for an ending implies that their lives are over.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,040 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 11-20-10 - Published: 7-7-10 - Scar & Olivier A. - Complete
11. The Alchemist's Code reviews
Post-manga: Alchemists are skilled in turning what they love into code. Ed just wants to make sure Al won't turn everything else about love into code, too. It's bad enough when Winry could actually solve it. EdWin, AlMei, and hints of other pairings.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,249 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-8-10 - Edward E. & Alphonse E. - Complete
12. Closeted » reviews
Post-anime, spoilers. Alice and Randel are in a closet. Martis investigates, Lily's comparing romance novels, Orledo has placed his bet with Webner, and Hunks tries very hard to read the paper in peace. It's all in the name of justice, right? Little A/R
Pumpkin Scissors/パンプキン・シザーズ - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,370 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 6-10-10 - Published: 5-18-10 - Complete
13. You'll Shoot Your Eye Out reviews
Drabble: Young Boromir and Theodred attempt to figure out the logistics of sending a cross-country message by arrow.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-11-10 - Boromir & Theodred - Complete
14. Flowers of Ishvala » reviews
Before the Civil War, Ishval was a paradise in the eyes of its children. Now, with a little help from some familiar faces and a mystery from Drachma, two Ishvalan orphans must try to become the change that will bring a new form of paradise to Amestris.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Wolf's Rain - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,674 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-2-10 - Published: 7-16-09 - Scar & Cheza
15. Eight Rejected Photographs from Hughes's Wallet » reviews
Maes Hughes may carry a lot of pictures on him, but he doesn't show all of them to everyone. There are a few that not even Roy knows he has. T for language and violence in later chapters.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,286 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 12-20-09 - Published: 11-28-07 - Maes H. & Roy M. - Complete
16. Reconstruction: The Third Element » reviews
Chapter 100 spoilers out the proverbial whazoo, but Jossed/AU by 101. When Scar assists Roy and Riza, he finds it may be the end of the Ishvalan as we know him... Chapter 2 extended 1/14/10
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,448 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-10-09 - Published: 10-15-09 - Scar & Roy M.
17. Three Dog Night reviews
Late series missing moment: Quent has nightmares to deal with, even if Blue is still there for him. He doesn't know how many of them he wants to come true. Parental!Pops, Hige/Blue, and a hint of T/T if you squint.
Wolf's Rain - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-13-09 - Blue & Quent Y. - Complete
18. Eyes Up Top reviews
Buccaneer observes as the Cliff of Briggs gets in a little playtime with a new recruit. Expanded 7/3/10 - Now with a hint of Olivieer if you squint.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-16-09 - Olivier A. & Buccaneer - Complete
19. Lavender and Lilac » reviews
For Imrahil and the men of House Hurin, spring is a time to remember her. Part of the Den/Fin files, with oblique references to Terry Pratchett and Douglas Adams.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family/Spiritual - Chapters: 4 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-25-09 - Published: 5-4-09 - Denethor & Boromir - Complete
20. The Halls of Our Mothers reviews
Faramir finds the old Rohirric saying rather ironic. Part of the Den/Fin Files.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-14-09 - Faramir & Eowyn - Complete
21. Sitting in Muddy Water reviews
How do the wolves' human illusions work and where did they come from? How can the moon and lunar flowers heal the wolves? How did a simple black stone transform Darcia? Sometimes, the past comes back to haunt the future… Wolf's Rain meets Cowboy Bebop.
Wolf's Rain - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-16-09 - Cher D. & Jagara - Complete
22. Staring Up at Where the New Moon Should Be
Cowboy Bebop on a collision course with Wolf's Rain: On Mars, Venus, and the moons of Jupiter, humans created the environment. In the northeast quadrant of a decimated Earth, under the pull of the destroyed moon, the environment is about to create humans.
Crossover - Cowboy Bebop & Wolf's Rain - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Published: 2-16-09 - Ein & Darcia - Complete
23. It's Too Perilous » reviews
Toboe has questions. Tsume and Hige have answers, if not necessarily the ones that the runt wants to hear about mpreg, feminism, and the care and feeding of strange she-wolves. Will the pack survive a double serving of too much information?
Wolf's Rain - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,857 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 11-24-08 - Published: 6-16-08 - Toboe & Tsume - Complete
24. Songs Sung for Mei Mei reviews
Tsume never wanted a little sister. Not one that Kiba was head over heels for. Especially not one that Toboe confessed to falling in love with. How could the scarred gray gangster come to welcome that which he never asked for?
Wolf's Rain - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-5-08 - Tsume & Cheza - Complete
25. Keeping the Book reviews
Tripple drabble, pre-Guards! Guards!: "...And all is well." Sam Vimes finds the bottle is less forgiving once everything's empty. It's easier that way.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-29-08 - Sam Vimes & Fred C. - Complete
26. Tougher Than Leather » reviews
In Paradise, a certain runt attempts to impress his pack's beta with a change in wardrobe. Featuring ToboeTsume, Tsume/Gehl, the origins of Tsume's earrings, and everybody from Sedo and Chen to Moss and Cole. New chapters 8 and 9 up!
Wolf's Rain - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 15,198 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 6-8-08 - Published: 12-29-07 - Tsume & Toboe - Complete
27. My Sacred Hearts reviews
Between rebirths of the world, the wolves go to Elysian fields and Tsume finds the two people capable of healing his scars. Wolf's Rain with Scrubs influences? Just tilt your head to one side and look up...
Wolf's Rain - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-17-08 - Tsume & Toboe - Complete
28. The Absence of Color reviews
Zoe wore white when she started over.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-17-08 - Zoe W. & Wash - Complete
29. The Greatest of Loves reviews
For Boromir and Theodred, the tale of Luthien and Beren offers inspiration for how to take care of their youngest cousins, for what love could be greater than that for the one you swear to protect?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-2-08 - Theodred & Lothíriel - Complete
30. You Won't Like Me When I'm Tired reviews
Mangaverse with anime overtones: Having finished the tunnel, Sloth is given a new body for a new task.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-21-08 - Sloth & Greed - Complete
31. Hit Me Again reviews
Between rebirths of the world, Toboe and his grandmother take to Elysian fields. Quent, Hubb, and Cher, meanwhile, relax in someplace a little more prosaic: the local interdimensional bar. And what do humans talk about in the absence of wolves and nobles?
Wolf's Rain - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-14-08 - Quent Y. & Hubb L. - Complete
32. Messenger of Death reviews
The wolf taught her two things: how to be human, and that paradise never lasts. Under the desert plants, she'll probably forget both. Myu-centric.
Wolf's Rain - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-12-08 - Myu & Kiba - Complete
33. Unconquerable reviews
Drabble: Eomer has nothing to fear but fear itself.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-9-08 - Eomer & Theodred - Complete
34. The Killing Lands reviews
After the War of the Ring, a Haradrim compares his people's dead lands to the Garden of Gondor.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-4-08 - Aragorn & Sauron - Complete
35. Shots in Paradise » reviews
Even in Paradise, some things never change for Quent Yaiden: the gun weighs heavy against his heart, the warm vodka burns on the way down, and two orphaned wolves follow at the heels of their Pops. Also features Hubb, Cher, Blue, Toboe, and Hige.
Wolf's Rain - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,157 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-1-08 - Published: 12-17-07 - Quent Y. & Blue - Complete
36. The Hunt reviews
Every year, Faramir takes a journey to reconsider the gifts of men.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-26-08 - Elboron & Faramir - Complete
37. Beware of Yap Rat reviews
There is no sound in the universe that Heymans Breda fears more than a girlish squeal of "Cute!"
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-4-08 - Heymans B. & Edward E. - Complete
38. Problem Child » reviews
Trying to get around fraternization laws is difficult. Keeping a forbidden family secret under the noses of the Homunculi is harder. Doing so with Edward Elric around? Roy & Riza are about to learn the meaning of impossible. Last chapter: A son unmasked.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,020 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 2-1-08 - Published: 1-9-08 - Edward E. & V. Farman - Complete
39. Enemies of the Crown reviews
Drabblefic: Eldarion and Elboron face their own antagonists in the Fourth Age.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-28-08 - Elboron & Eldarion - Complete
40. Quite a Sight to Stomach reviews
Blue knows how Hige appears in the mind's eye. She's just not sure how she fits in yet. Midseries canon-compliant Hige/Blue fluff, with a bit of Kiba/Cheza if you dig for it.
Wolf's Rain - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-23-08 - Blue & Hige - Complete
41. Luxury reviews
Mangaverse drabble. The Northern Cliff of Briggs allows herself but one luxury at her icy base.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-13-08 - Olivier A. & Alex A. - Complete
42. No Forgiveness reviews
Mithrellas of Dol Amroth bids farewell to her mortal husband. She knows she's no Luthien.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-4-08 - Complete
43. Recruitment reviews
Major General Armstrong may yet find a way to lure Riza Hawkeye away from Mustang's plans, but it'll take more than tiny miniskirts or even a Tightpants Army. Gen crackfic with a side of Royai.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-31-07 - Olivier A. & Riza H. - Complete
44. A Coded Confession Over Coffee reviews
Mangaverse, post Chapter 78. Roy needs to ease up on the caffeine. Shameless Royai if you tilt your head and squint.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 12-28-07 - Roy M. & Riza H. - Complete
45. What Drowning Feels Like
Finduilas finds that there are some things that a woman simply cannot walk away from. Part of the DenFin files.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Published: 12-24-07 - Denethor & Imrahil - Complete
46. Traveling reviews
The Elric brothers take on Alex Armstrong and Mustang's gang in a friendly game of pickup basketball, when Ed decides to increase the challenge. Will Havoc be up for it? Mangaverse gen, spoilers for Chapter 40.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-19-07 - Edward E. & Jean H. - Complete
47. Hounded By Something He Cannot Define reviews
Quent Yaiden should have seen this coming, but it was one form of blindness he had never been willing to give up.
Wolf's Rain - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-8-07 - Blue & Quent Y. - Complete
48. Armstrong Family Values reviews
General Armstrong has been dreading this call since she moved back to Central.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-9-07 - Olivier A. & Alex A. - Complete
49. How Malcolm Reynolds Learned to Knock » reviews
It took him a while, but Mal eventually learned why it is best not to barge into everything. Rating for subject matter.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-23-07 - Published: 10-3-07 - Mal & Inara - Complete
50. In the Glade reviews
Twelve years after the War, new sounds are coming to Henneth Annun.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-26-07 - Faramir & Eowyn - Complete
51. Oral Fixation reviews
Finduilas discovers that Boromir has picked up one of her bad habits. Part of the Den Fin Files.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-21-07 - Boromir & Finduilas - Complete
52. The Eagles Are Coming reviews
Akallabeth: In the end, the Valar will save the Faithful.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Horror/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-2-07 - Complete
53. Live for the Fight reviews
Boromir learns what he's fighting for at an early age: chair dragons. Part of the Den Fin Files.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-22-07 - Boromir & Denethor - Complete
54. Sunshine in the Black reviews
Preseries: Engine hooch, nosy captains, and the Black make for a bumpy relationship for Kaylee. Slight Jaylee.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-15-07 - Kaylee & Jayne - Complete
55. No Sugar Tonight » reviews
Post BDM, Jayne deals with crazy women and bad coffee, River experiments, and Zoe tries to move on. Just a touch of tongue in cheek Rayne.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,016 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-4-07 - Published: 5-29-07 - Jayne & Zoe W. - Complete
56. No More Than A Broken End » reviews
Bookverse: Aragorn carried the shards of Narsil with him during his early travels, but how much did he actually do with them? What did people think of the man and his blade? Added new chapter 5: Barliman makes a decision.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,596 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 7-30-07 - Published: 3-28-07 - Aragorn & Boromir - Complete
57. The Waystation reviews
After the events of DH, Tonks, Lupin, and Bellatrix must all come to terms with what they've lost, and what they've gained.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-30-07 - Bellatrix L. & N. Tonks - Complete
58. Fate of Finduilas reviews
As they prepare for their second child, Eowyn overhears one of Faramir's unusual onesided conversations... Part of the DenFin Files. Includes references to some previous Files and the Silmarillion.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-24-07 - Eowyn & Elboron - Complete
59. A Heart Undivided reviews
Shortly before Aragorn's coronation, Eowyn has a strange conversation with Prince Imrahil.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-8-07 - Eowyn & Imrahil - Complete
60. Anamaria at World's End reviews
A young sailor on a rather famous vessel meets Anamaria for the first and last time. Spoilers for AWE.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-31-07 - Anamaria & Will T. - Complete
61. A Bunk of One's Own reviews
Preseries: Jayne Cobb, wildcard mercenary, meets two reasons why he wouldn't mind sharing a bunk.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-23-07 - Jayne & Kaylee - Complete
62. Romancing the Shipboard reviews
Set a few months post BDM. Kaylee shows off a new shiny, and Mal must face a hard truth: nobody on the ship listens to him. Gen and KS, with a little MI and aftermath of ZW.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-16-07 - Kaylee & Mal - Complete
63. Illumination reviews
Bookverse: Aragorn contemplates sons and life behind the masks. Part of the DenFin Files.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-12-07 - Aragorn & Denethor - Complete
64. Run Away reviews
After Miranda, Inara finds herself with several problems to deal with, including a revoked membership and a stubborn Rim pirate...
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-4-07 - Inara & Mal - Complete
65. Silence reviews
2988, Third Age: Imrahil finds the quiet of the White City disturbing. Part of the DenFin Files.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-30-07 - Denethor & Imrahil - Complete
66. Only the Good Die Young reviews
Post BDM, Jayne's quest for privacy is interrupted by River and a woefully unedited bible.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-25-07 - Jayne & Book - Complete
67. The Painted Butterfly reviews
Faramir reflects on family and duty while in the Houses of Healing. Part of the DenFin Files.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-12-07 - Faramir & Denethor - Complete
68. Influenza, Interrupted reviews
Young Faramir tries to make the best out of his illness and homework assignments.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-14-07 - Boromir & Faramir - Complete
69. Protection reviews
After the War of the Ring, Imrahil visits his daughter and son in law, only to find that peace brings its own set of challenges. A bit of LothirielEomer fluff in the gen.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-10-07 - Lothíriel & Eomer - Complete
70. Beer, Please reviews
Drabblefic: Samwise didn't come to the Green Dragon for the ale.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2-23-07 - Samwise G. & Rosie C. - Complete
71. Notes Out of Time reviews
Inara has learned to pull up her ties before they break her, but leaving Serenity behind is harder than she thought it would be.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-11-07 - Inara & River - Complete
72. Among the Dogs reviews
As Rohan prepares for war, the royal kennels are turned upside down, and occupants and caretakers alike must adapt to this harsh new world. Winner of the first Tolkien's Realm Fanfiction Contest.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-31-07 - Eomer & Theodred - Complete
73. As Golden Leaves Upon the Sea » reviews
Imrahil is bored. Finduilas is upset. Denethor is being canon Denethor. Time and tide wait for no man, nor woman. How do two of Gondor's brightest learn to float on when it comes to matters of the heart?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,043 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 1-27-07 - Published: 5-3-05 - Imrahil & Denethor
74. Gained in Translation reviews
Young Boromir's Sindarin lessons are not going as planned. Part of the DenFin Files.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-9-07 - Boromir & Denethor - Complete
75. Paper Tiger reviews
Boromir's fame is rising, but at what cost? Dol Amroth has been razed, and Denethor knows it is only the beginning. Part of the Den Fin Files.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-2-07 - Denethor & Boromir - Complete
76. Silver reviews
Drabblefic: Arwen begins sewing her banner.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-28-06 - Arwen U. & Aragorn - Complete
77. Dancing in the Dark reviews
Early in their courtship, Denethor accompanies Finduilas to a midsummer festival, only to find that the bonfire isn't the only thing burning. Part of the DenFin Files.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-4-06 - Denethor & Finduilas - Complete
78. Like the Heathen Kings of Old reviews
Since he was a young boy listening to tales of Numenor, Denethor has been preparing for the return of the King. Part of the DenFin Files.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-21-06 - Denethor & Sauron - Complete
79. Weakness reviews
Boromir's love of swordplay could only end in tears. Part of the DenFin Files.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-24-06 - Boromir & Denethor - Complete
80. Winter of a Spring Bride reviews
Finduilas finds the snows of Minas Tirith beautiful, but ultimately chilling. Part of the DenFin Files.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-17-06 - Boromir & Denethor - Complete
81. The Steward's Tree reviews
On a visit to Minas Tirith with his young son, Faramir begins to contemplate the problems with trees as Elboron and Eldarion make a discovery. Fluffy bookverse.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-4-06 - Faramir & Eldarion - Complete
82. Vigil » reviews
A little moodpiece featuring Eowyn in the Houses of Healing. Genfic.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 9-6-06 - Published: 7-24-06 - Eowyn & Faramir - Complete
83. Rain Spirits reviews
Faramir thinks back to an old Dol Amrothi legend as he prepares his son to visit the sea for the first time. Part of the DenFin Files.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-18-06 - Denethor & Faramir - Complete
84. Cages reviews
Elboron picked the wrong cage to rattle. Part of the DenFin Files.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-30-06 - Denethor & Elboron - Complete
85. Why? reviews
Faramir has a slightly disturbing proposition for his father on a beautiful summer day. Denethor never really felt comfortable answering his son's questions... Another from the DenFin Files & 50lyrics challenge.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-21-06 - Faramir & Denethor - Complete
86. Broken Seashell
Finduilas, on the edge of death, thinks back to happier times. In the end, it all goes back to the sea... Another 50lyrics challengefic. Rating for brief innuendo.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Published: 3-14-06 - Denethor & Boromir - Complete
87. Pale Reflection reviews
Ecthelion had his reasons, for his part in the Denethor vs. Thorongil rivalry. Written for the 50 Lyrics Fanfic Challenge.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-13-06 - Denethor & Aragorn - Complete
88. End of an Age reviews
The Battle of Pellennor Fields may mark the end of the world for Imrahil. Written for the 50 lyrics fanfic challenge.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-8-06 - Imrahil & Faramir - Complete
89. The Thread of Damocles reviews
Imrahil's bride has made an embarassment of herself at court. It's up to Finduilas to show her the ropes before things spiral out of control. Can a stitch in time save two women? And yes, Lothiriel herself is involved in this one.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-25-06 - Lothíriel & Finduilas - Complete
90. Boots reviews
The wedding of Denethor and Finduilas is not all romance and happiness, but that doesn't stop Finduilas from trying.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-24-06 - Denethor & Imrahil - Complete
91. Wedding Bells reviews
Bill's wedding seemed like the perfect occassion for Ron to ask Hermione a niggling question... HBP spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-8-06 - Hermione G. & Ron W. - Complete
92. Born Warrior reviews
Finduilas can't sleep. Fluffy double drabble. Part of the 50lyrics challenge.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-8-06 - Denethor & Boromir - Complete
93. Cunning One reviews
It takes more than you might expect to operate a Palantir... Especially when you're being harried by both sides. Saruman is beginning to go a little mad. Written for 50Lyrics challenge, and part of Warg's Great DenFin Kick of '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-30-06 - Denethor & Saruman - Complete
94. A Sword of Cloth reviews
Bittersweet Hurin fluff, as if there were any other kind: Finduilas has created a monster. Written for the 50lyrics challenge on LJ.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-30-06 - Denethor & Boromir - Complete
95. To the End of the Line reviews
A Gondorian soldier endeavors to set his Rohirric visitors straight about this whole king vs. steward business shortly before the assault on Minas Tirith. Bookverse, unnamed OC. Rating for swearing, canonical deaths, and purposeful grammar abuse.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-26-06 - Denethor & Boromir - Complete
96. Wargs to Live By » reviews
AU: Ever wanted a Boromance that actually focuses on Boromir? And the rest of the fellowship in a context besides what they think of the Sue? One that doesn't put itself above the whole quest thing? We've got that and Wargs. Written with tongue in cheek.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 99,095 - Reviews: 67 - Updated: 11-29-05 - Published: 1-11-04 - Boromir & Aragorn
97. Snape, Surge, and Secretarial Duties reviews
or, How Kingsley Got the Job. Moody needs someone to keep an eye on the Muggle government. Snape thinks it had better not be him... Spoilers, swearing, and hints of a threesome. Crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-16-05 - Severus S. & Alastor M. - Complete
98. Heart of Stone reviews
Drabblefic: Gimli finds what to do with the three golden hairs. Warg makes her first attempt at Legomance. Be afraid.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-15-05 - Gimli & Galadriel - Complete
99. Reflection reviews
Denethor hadn't expected Faramir, but he had expected to be able to say this to his son... He couldn't. Bookverse, inspired by Kielle's Refraction.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-4-05 - Faramir & Denethor - Complete
100. To Eat Death reviews
Bella has a heart to heart with a couple of her ghosts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-21-05 - Bellatrix L. & Sirius B. - Complete
101. Every Man an Island reviews
The Island: Missing scene drabblefic: the devil's in the details.
Island - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-19-05 - Complete
102. May Contain Nuts reviews
HBP Chapter 1 spoilers. Don't say I didn't warn you. Spying for the Order, working undercover for the Ministry, keeping the Prime Minister from going crazy… Just another day in the life of Kingsley Shacklebolt.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-7-05 - Alastor M. & Kingsley S. - Complete
103. Fool's Law reviews
Tonks genfic written on a challenge. And you thought your first job interview was rough... Try Moody.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 8-21-05 - N. Tonks & Alastor M. - Complete
104. A Woman's Rebellion reviews
Who needs swords and magic powers to affirm her independence? Imrahil watches as his eldest sister wages rebellion with a simple pair of earrings.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-21-05 - Finduilas & Imrahil - Complete
105. Namesake reviews
Drabblefic: Tonks has a surprise for Remus Lupin. Is he ready for a new set of responsiblities?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 8-6-05 - N. Tonks & Remus L. - Complete
106. Apples reviews
Bill the Pony gets a treat, and a new master. Drabblefic.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-29-05 - Samwise G. - Complete
107. Now for Life reviews
Eowyn rode out with the troops, but what of the other women of Rohan during the war? Double drabblefic, unnamed OCs.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-20-05 - Eomer & Eowyn - Complete
108. The Adventure reviews
The events of the Hobbit, as reflected upon by Orla Oinsdaughter. A young dwarf learns about the adventures that you don't come back from. Warning: canonical character death.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-23-05 - Gimli & Bilbo B. - Complete
109. Valier reviews
You don't hear their names much. Of what use are Nessa, Este, Vana, and Varie? A drabblefic from the view of the lesser goddesses.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-5-05 - Complete
110. The Court Underground reviews
Gimli and Legolas learn a little more about female dwarves, Dorwinion wine, and elf beards when working on the Glittering Caves. A short 4th age friendship ficlet, no slash, no romance. May add more chapters with sufficent nugzul.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-27-04 - Gimli & Legolas - Complete
111. Missing Letters reviews
The war is over, and Molly Weasley and Hermione Granger face their first Christmas without an R or an H on a sweater. Despite the genres, it's actually rather fluffy. Written for the Voldemort Wins challenge on LJ. Warning: Character death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 11-7-04 - Hermione G. & Molly W. - Complete
112. When in Gondor reviews
Sure, Mary Sue saves her boyfriend and lives happily ever after. But what about the little, cynical people from her past? A few spoilers to Wargs to Live By, but if you know Boromance Sues, you'll understand it.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-22-04 - Boromir & Eldarion - Complete
113. The Choices of Tar Miriel » reviews
AU- What if Tar-Miriel hadn't waited for Ar-Pharazon to claim her throne? Ch7 now up PG for reference to suicide attempt. Features Radagast.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,474 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 7-18-04 - Published: 12-8-03
114. All You Need is a Catchphrase reviews
It's not as easy as it looks to become a merchant in Minas Tirith. Written because minor characters have stories, too. Warning: Uncensored Pratchett & Eddings homage ahead.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-19-04 - Complete
115. Prawns reviews
Can't trust 'em. Buggerit. A rambling little adventure into the mind of Foul Ole Ron. The Origin of the Millenium Hand & Shrimp?
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 2-29-04 - Foul Ole Ron & Gaspode - Complete
116. The Unrepentant Warg reviews
A bit of Warggerel concerning Mary Sues, parodies, canon, and insanity in the form of a poetic debate.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-19-04 - Complete
117. Agh Gaashu Ishi: And into the Fire reviews
In the Hobbit, a group of Wargs gathers for a meeting under the trees Bilbo & company are hiding in. Ever wonder just what they were talking about? This fits in with my AU series, but is actually canon friendly, by some strange trick of Eru.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-8-03 - Bilbo B. & Gandalf - Complete
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