Name: Ann

Writing Blog: http://aquaorbis.livejournal.com

Birthday: March 21, 1984

Blood type: O

Location: Kochi, Japan

Degree: BA in English, Creative Writing

Job: English teacher

Aspiration: Novelist

Enjoyments: English, writing, reading, anime, manga, cartoons, video games, cheesy movies, ambient music, my job, Japanese, speculation

Loathings: algebra, rap music, summer, getting haircuts, football, the beach, cockroaches, palm trees, reality television, velvet, tongue-twisters, Naruto, cicadas

Favorite Animes: Fullmetal Alchemist, Midori no Hibi, Azumanga Daioh, Cardcaptor Sakura, Haibane Renmei, Tsubasa Chronicle, Gakuen Alice, Pita Ten

Favorite TV Shows: Firefly, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Quantum Leap, Star Trek (all of 'em), Futurama, Seinfeld, Medium, Dead Like Me, House, Heroes, Supernatural, Pushing Daises, Mythbusters, Battlestar Galactica: 2003, Stargate SG-1

Favorite Video Games: Final Fantasy (all of 'em except IX), Kingdom Hearts I&II, Amplitude, Paper Mario, Super Smash Brothers Melee, Katamari Damacy, We Love Katamari, God of War, Halo, Burnout 3, Guitar Hero I & II, Okami

And if you've ever wondered why I don't update, here's a pretty good explanation:

Oh My God, I'll Never Get Home
by Russell Edson

A piece of a man had broken off in a road. He picked it up and put it in his pocket. As he stopped to pick up another piece he came apart at the waist.
His bottom half was still standing. He walked over on his elbows and grabbed the seat of his pants and said, legs go home.
But as they were going along his head fell off. His head yelled, legs stop.
And then one of his knees came apart. But meanwhile his heart had dropped out of his trunk.
As his head screamed, legs turn around, his tongue fell out.
Oh my God, he thought, I'll never get home.