~~NEWS~~
~~08-16-2007~~
I have returned from my holiday in Spain, which I forgot to tell you about. Yeah... oops. But anyway, I had a blast and I'm certainly up for some repetition next year. Hasn't been very productive though... comes with being drunk 24-7 for 2 weeks straight. But yeah, enough about that. I'll be working on my fics bit by bit as usual, since work kicked back in the moment I got back, and Uni is about to start all over again. Sorry, but life is catching up... and I'm tired of running from it. I did produce some decent drawings though, and I'll be uploading those as soon as I can lay claim to the camera (my scanner is rubbish, cam is the only way of getting decent quality).
~~06-13-2007~~
Well, Insert is out. The intro was posted yesterday, and I'll be uploading chappy 1 later today. I hope you'll like it as much as I do. Doesn't really have much of a plot right now, but it is better written than FFF, at least I think it is. The start is a bit small and shaky, as always, but it'll pick up soon. I'm up to chapter 7 right now, so up till then you can expect steady updates.
~~05-27-2007~~
Just had my (late) birthday party yesterday. My little bro is so hungover I think he clogged up the toilet... But anyway, I'll be posting Insert shortly, when I finish chapter six. I didn't plan on doing so this soon, but TPT sort of lost my faith and interest after the recent BIC awards fiasco. My 6 part, 3000-words-per-chapter, prose entry got defeated by a 10 line script fic in a popularity vote. People are supposed to vote for the BEST fanfic in the category. I don't even know how that abomination got nominated, never mind won. But yeah, whatever. It means you'll be getting Insert sooner than expected. And I'll be getting some feedback on it for once. ... Right? ~grins sadistically while handling a big ass kitchen knife~
~~BIO~~
Name: WeirdDutchGuy, because I'm a guy, I'm dutch and sometimes I can be pretty weird.
Date of birth: May 20th. My mental age almost never corresponds with my physical age, so guess 'til your heart's content.
Location: the Netherlands, Noord-Holland (bet you don't know where, or what, that is)
Hobby's: Reading, Watching TV, playing videogames, cycling, football (the REAL kind) and since short, writing.
Email (and msn): not going to post it here but you can see it on the top of this page, I think... Yeah, I know it doesn't really fit my Pen Name. Anyway, its also my MSN addy, so please, be my guest. Little warning beforehand though, I play online games under the name Laggalot, since that's what I do: lag a lot. Also I might have dutch stuff in my name. Don't worry about that, it's usually me complaining about some uni stuff again...
Random Gibberish: I like Original Characters. Don't know why, but I really like them. So far I have at least one of them in every single story I write, and it's only going to get worse. Only one problem, I suck at naming them. Help me out, send me an E-mail.
~~STATISTICS~~
Welcome to the part where I list my chaptered stories and keep their statistics. I'll take this opportunity to point out that I started quite horribly. All the starting chapters of my stories, save Sarge, are short, lack description and don't fit my idea of a decent chapter. Don't worry, I'll redo them. But mind that I've improved quite a bit since the opening chapters, so please don't judge them by first impressions.
I have to admit updates to my stories are completely random and don't follow any schedule. In fact, updates are rare. Ok, here's the stats on the chaptered stories I have up right now:
INSERT (Insert Name)(Pkm)
My latest ficlet in the Pokémon category. I'm planning it out a bit as I write the chapters I already had planned. I've still got a good number to go before I'll run out of ideas, and by then I'll have added some more. I'm hoping it'll catch on.
Hits: 743
Favs: 4
Alerts: 5
FFF (Fight For Freedom)(Pkm)
I've neglected this story way too much. I'll get around to writing on this one again soon. It will be finished.
Hits: 310
Favs: 4
Alerts: 3
BTFKS (Before The Fight, Kane's Side)(Pkm)
To be scratched at a yet to be determined date. Not working out as I'd hoped, and I can't really be bothered with it anymore. It will vanish shortly.
ALLO (A Legend Lived On)(DBZ)
Rewrites of the first few chapters in the works. This thing is not dead, and it will continue. I have plans for this one.
Hits: 349
Favs: 2
Alerts: 0
SARGE (Sarge)(MoH)
Discontinued. Didn't work out like I wanted. I've started a rewrite a while ago, but I'm losing interest sadly enough.
Hits: 205
Favs: 2
Alerts: 0
MOHWF (Medal of Honor: Western Front)(MoH)
On hold. Recently renamed into Western Front. This has a slightly revised version on my FictionPress account.
Hits: 357
Favs: 2
Alerts:2
~~WDG AT OTHER SITES~~
FictionPress.com
Yes, my FictionPress page. I suppose it was only a matter of time till I got one anyway.
ThePokemonTower.com
Ah, the place where it all started. I even won some awards there. Main page here.
DeviantArt.com
Alright, so in the end I was unable to avoid joining Deviant Art. You will find my drawings on there, along with some fiction.
~~ANYTHING ELSE THAT DOES NOT QUALIFY TO THE REST~~
I dislike bad grammar/spelling, script format, overall bad formatting, vagueness, undescriptiveness, and so on, and if I see such in a story I will note it in my review. Live with it. It's not a flame, it's called constructive critisism. I note it so that you can improve on those points.
If you think my story sucks, please do tell me why. I hate it when people don't mention why they think my work is crap. I put quite some time into it, so I'd love to know how to improve it when it's not good enough. So, when reviewing, please give me constructive feedback instead of some empty bllsht about how bad my story sucks. Any further questions, or reviews you do not want to post in public, or whatever else you want to talk to me about, just mail or add me on MSN Messenger (online daily).
Also, please note that WDG is a review addict. This roughly translates to "review my stories or DIE!" Now, read!
90 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. If you're sick and tired of seeing them in everybody's profile, don't copy and paste this into yours.
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