~~NEWS~~

~~05-23-2009~~

Whoa... Heh heh, it's been that long..? Alright, I guess I have some explaining to do: people died, stuff was/is messed up, and I lost my drive. But at least I'm alive, right? Oh well, I'll try and be somewhat more active (haven't we heard this one before?) from now on. Actually, most of you won't know this but, I HAVE been active on here - in a way. I'm proofreading for DTCOBRA / Verto Briefs, who is writing what is arguably the longest running and most interesting series of DBZ fics out there. Go read them now. Guy commands you. If you'll excuse me, now that I've let you know I'm alive, I have to go take my antibiotics. Nah, it's not Swine Flu. It won't kill me.

~~08-16-2007~~

I have returned from my holiday in Spain, which I forgot to tell you about. Yeah... oops. But anyway, I had a blast and I'm certainly up for some repetition next year. Hasn't been very productive though... comes with being drunk 24-7 for 2 weeks straight. But yeah, enough about that. I'll be working on my fics bit by bit as usual, since work kicked back in the moment I got back, and Uni is about to start all over again. Sorry, but life is catching up... and I'm tired of running from it. I did produce some decent drawings though, and I'll be uploading those as soon as I can lay claim to the camera (my scanner is rubbish, cam is the only way of getting decent quality).

~~06-13-2007~~

Well, Insert is out. The intro was posted yesterday, and I'll be uploading chappy 1 later today. I hope you'll like it as much as I do. Doesn't really have much of a plot right now, but it is better written than FFF, at least I think it is. The start is a bit small and shaky, as always, but it'll pick up soon. I'm up to chapter 7 right now, so up till then you can expect steady updates.

~~BIO~~

Name: WeirdDutchGuy, because I'm a guy, I'm dutch, and sometimes I can be pretty weird.

Date of birth: May 20th. My mental age almost never corresponds with my physical age, so guess 'til your heart's content.

Location: the Netherlands, Noord-Holland (bet you don't know where, or what, that is)

Hobby's: Reading, watching TV, gaming, cycling, football (the REAL kind) and since short, writing.

Email (and msn): not going to post it here but you can see it on the top of this page, I think... Yeah, I know it doesn't really fit my Pen Name. Anyway, its also my MSN addy, so please, be my guest. Little warning beforehand though, I play online games under the name Laggalot, since that's what I do: lag a lot. Also I might have dutch stuff in my name. Don't worry about that, it's usually me complaining about some uni stuff again...

Random Gibberish: I like Original Characters. Don't know why, but I really like them. So far I have at least one of them in every single story I write, and it's only going to get worse. Only one problem: I suck at naming them. Help me out; send me an E-mail.

~~STATISTICS~~

Welcome to the part where I list my chaptered stories and keep their statistics. I'll take this opportunity to point out that I started quite horribly. All the starting chapters of my stories, save Sarge, are short, lack description and don't fit my idea of a decent chapter. Don't worry, I'll redo them. But mind that I've improved quite a bit since the opening chapters, so please don't judge them by first impressions.

I have to admit updates to my stories are completely random and don't follow any schedule. In fact, updates are rare. Ok, here's the stats on the chaptered stories I have up right now:

INSERT (Insert Name)(Pkm)

My latest ficlet in the Pokémon category. I'm planning it out a bit as I write the chapters I already had planned. I've still got a good number to go before I'll run out of ideas, and by then I'll have added some more. I'm hoping it'll catch on.
Hits: 1,273
Favs: 10
Alerts: 9

FFF (Fight For Freedom)(Pkm)

I've neglected this story way too much. I'll get around to writing on this one again soon. It will be finished.
Hits: 414
Favs: 4
Alerts: 3

ALLO (A Legend Lived On)(DBZ)

Rewrites of the first few chapters in the works. This thing is not dead, and it will continue. I have plans for this one.
Hits: 375
Favs: 2
Alerts: 0

SARGE (Sarge)(MoH)

Discontinued. Didn't work out like I wanted. I've started a rewrite a while ago, but I'm losing interest sadly enough.
Hits: 275
Favs: 2
Alerts: 0

MOHWF (Medal of Honor: Western Front)(MoH)

On hold. Recently renamed into Western Front. This has a slightly revised version on my FictionPress account.
Hits: 393
Favs: 2
Alerts: 1

~~WDG AT OTHER SITES~~

FictionPress.com
Yes, my FictionPress page. I suppose it was only a matter of time till I got one anyway. But it's never updated.

ThePokemonTower.com
Ah, the place where it all started. I even won some awards there. Main page here.

DeviantArt.com
Alright, so in the end I was unable to avoid joining Deviant Art. You will find my drawings on there, along with some fiction.

~~CRAP THAT DOES NOT FIT ANYWHERE ELSE~~

I dislike bad grammar/spelling, script format, overall bad formatting, vagueness, undescriptiveness, and so on, and if I see such in a story I will note it in my review. Live with it. It's not a flame; it's called constructive criticism. I note it so that you can improve on those points.

If you think my story sucks, please do tell me why. I hate it when people don't mention why they think my work is crap. I put quite some time into it, so I'd love to know how to improve it when it's not good enough. So, when reviewing, please give me constructive feedback instead of some empty bllsht about how bad my story sucks. Any further questions, or reviews you do not want to post in public, or whatever else you want to talk to me about, just mail or add me on MSN Messenger (online daily).

Also, please note that WDG is a review addict. This roughly translates to "review my stories or DIE!" Now, read!

90 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. If you're sick and tired of seeing them in everybody's profile, don't copy and paste this into yours.