I fly on the wings of non-sequiter, and answer to either Sidra or Emmie, whichever you want to call me is fine. I'm a Freshman at Bennington College, and hopefully go on to pursue a career in writing novels, television (although I don't really watch), or movies. I will control the propoganda machine, ahahahaha! I likes the arts, and the ideals of la vie boheme a little too much, and I'm a total geek. Hey, I'm ethnically a Jew, its given. =D

In the meantime, I'm using fanfiction as a stress reliever and an indulgence, and carry around bottled soap-bubbles in my school bag.

I am eMarried to Seaouryou, and Cszemis, which is totally hot, and together we form the TRIPPLE CLAIRE COMBO DEATH ATTACK! (My first name is Emma Claire)

I am also the houseguest of Broflovskifan and Indiana Beach Bum! I love those girls to death, mwah!

I mostly write original stories, and those are pretty much my priority. Fanfiction wise, thus far only my South Park works have come to fruition, but I'm becomming a Princess Tutu whore.

Current projects:

If All Else Fails, You're Screwed

Magical Realism/Humor

Contact me for more information.

-South Park-

Are You There, God? It's Us, Stan and Kyle...and We HATE You. (Complete)

Humor. A creation of whims and devotion to Stan/Kyle, Kenny/Bébé, Cartman/Wendy.

Fun times with the evolving relationship of two super best friends at business camp lead to Kenny wondering what rhymes with orange, a bet that will make or break either Cartman or Wendy’s empires, Stan paranoid about prom, and Kyle cowering underhis desk.

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Humor/Drama. The worst fanfiction. Ever. Sequel to YTG? Terrance and Phillip get married, but that's justa subplot. It seems that Cartman, Damien, and the world are conspiring to keep two couples apart. Oh, and Big Gay Al is a wedding planner. Hilarity ensues. Oh, the drama.

A Quick One, While We Still Have Futures (Planned, 1/4 complete, more info if more is completed)

I'm gonna say Gen. The supah-secret-oneshot. Stan/Kyle, wtfelse? XD

It seems that I am also the recipient of some totally awesome fanart as well! Glee! Thank you so much, you guys! I have much love for the peoples!

For Are You There, God? It's Us, Stan and Kyle...and We HATE You.

Random Sketches by Seaouryou

Camp Enterprise by Seaouryou

So Hot it Burned by Broflovskifan

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Vacation Art_Emmie by Seaouryou

Come Away With Me... by Broflovskifan

Life is so much love.

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