WitchyWanda
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since: 08-30-03, id: 447718, Profile Updated: 12-08-10
country: USA
Author has written 5 stories for Batman Begins/Dark Knight.

Avatar picture drawn by a friend. I honestly couldn't find anything else to use for an avatar and I loved this drawing she did.

Likes: Chocolate, pocky, cookies, Roleplaying as famous characters, drawing stuff, writing stuff, laughing at random stuff, especially random stuff that pops up in my brain and makes me laugh out loud and then people are looking at me funny, big baggy clothes, stripes, purple, walking around, reading awesome fanfiction about my favorite characters, making up awesome plots for fanfiction that'll probably never get USED (sorry, guys ;-; ), being BLUNTLY honest, seeing people's reactions to my blunt honesty, coffee with lots of creme & sugar, pepsi, Yoo-hoo the drink, sleeping, napping, resting, and dreaming crazy shit dreams and then telling people about them, telling stories I make up, telling stories about things that happen to me (Totally different!), listening to other people's stories, interests, and problems. I love listening, srsly. Tell me anything.

DISlikes: Alcohol of any kind, drugs of any kind, when people shout at you, when people lie, when people tease, being ignored, being poked in certain places (I almost punched someone once at school for it. And I'm not the type that you would ever think to punching people), being bugged while still half asleep, Highschool (NOT REGRETTING EVER LEAVING THAT PLACE), pre-teens and teenagers, burgers of any kind, the whole damn Men vs. Women Women vs. Men sex war thing. C'mon people, we get it. We're "different". So. What. Twilight lovers AND haters. GET OVER IT, BOTH OF YOU. And pretty much the city which I live in. Do not come here unless you plan to rescue me.

I ALSO SEVERELY LOATHE FAN CHARACTERS THAT AREN'T WELL-THOUGHT OUT AND AUTOMATICALLY FALL FOR THE MAIN CHARACTER. THAT'S GETTING PRETTY FREAKIN' ANNOYING AND OLD, GUYS, ESPECIALLY IN THE DARK KNIGHT FANDOM THAT I'M CURRENTLY OBSESSED OVER. AND BY FAN CHARACTERS, I MEAN WHAT YOU PEOPLE CALL "ORIGINAL CHARACTERS" AND "OCs" FOR SHORT. UGH. JUST UGH.

I'M ALSO GOING TO CLEAN THIS WHOLE ACCOUNT UP. I CRINGE WHEN I LOOK OVER MY OLD STORIES, ESPECIALLY THE ONES NOT EVEN FINISHED OR CLOSE TO BEING FINISHED.

I'M NOT SAYING I DON'T LIKE MY OWN FAN CHARACTERS, I STILL HAVE A LOVE/HATE RELATIONSHIP FOR AT LEAST BATTYJUICE AND PRINCE JACK, BUT I DOUBT I WILL GO INTO WRITING ANY FANFICTION FOR BEETLEJUICE ANYTIME SOON. I'M JUST MORE INTO THE DARK KNIGHT AT THE MOMENT, ALRIGHT?

I HIGHLY SUPPORT THESE PAIRINGS AT THE MOMENT:

For TDK/Batman Fandom:

Joker/Batman a.k.a Bruce Wayne

Joker/Dr. Crane a.k.a Scarecrow

Joker/Harley Quinn (omg a GIRL!)

Joker/Harvey Dent a.k.a Two-Face

Joker/Thomas Schiff (He counts as an important character in my book! )

Harley/Poison Ivy a.k.a Pamela Isely (sp?)

Dr. Crane/Poison Ivy (They're both geeky doctors of some sort. Hush.)

Joker/Poison Ivy (Shush, it could totally work with TDK's version.)

For Other Fandoms I Like But Don't Want to Make Separate Lists for Each One:

Beetlejuice/Lydia Deetz

Drop Dead Fred/ Elizabeth Cronin (Oh please tell me this fandom isn't extinct.)

Drop Dead Fred/ Beetlejuice (XD This pairing was created by me and a fellow slashing friend of mine.)

Beetlejuice/Joker (WHY HASN'T ANYONE DONE A FANFIC ABOUT THESE TWO MEETING YET?! >8()

Joker/Sweeney Todd (YES I'VE SEEN AT LEAST ONE FIC FOR THESE TWO, WHICH BRINGS ME JOY.)

Glitch/Cain (FROM TIN MAN, DUH!)

Glitch/DG (TIN MAN AGAIN \o/)

Glitch/Raw (They're just so cute.)

Cain/Azkadelia (Uh, maybe..?)

Ambrose/DG

Ambrose/Azkadelia (Love/Hate relationships are just my thing, okay? XD)

Ambrose/Cain

Ambrose/Raw (STILL CUTE.)

NEW: TALLAHASSEE/COLUMBUS FROM ZOMBIELAND~

AAAAAAAAAAND THERE'S MUCH MORE PAIRINGS, BUT I REALLY CAN'T THINK OF THEM OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD RIGHT NOW.

OH, AND I'M STARTING TO REALLY GET INTERESTED IN MY OWN FAN CHARACTER'S PAIRED UP.. ER.. AS IN BATTYJUICE AND JACK. YEAH. XD

STAY TUNED. I WILL BE PUTTING UP AT LEAST ONE FANFIC VERY SOON FOR THE DARK KNIGHT FANDOM!


1. Dr Crane and Mr Joker » reviews
The good doctor loved finding out everyone's worst fear. The Joker would NOT be an exception. Joker/Crane. Rating will probably go up..
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,780 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 10-24-10 - Published: 10-23-10 - J. Crane & Joker
2. The Truth reviews
"Don't worry, doll face, or.. whatever you women like bad boys like me to call you.. I'm sure you won't be the only one disappointed in time." The Joker realizes the truth about why he does the things he does, and tells Dr. Quinzel. One-shot.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-2-10 - Joker & Bruce W./Batman - Complete
3. The Quest for Milk » reviews
It stars everyone's favorite sociopathic clown AND his favorite henchman, Thomas Schiff. Along with his other personalities that are likely to pop up along the way. And where exactly are these two headed? I have no idea. Just work with me people.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,698 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-1-10 - Joker
4. Dr Crane's Last Chance reviews
Dr. Jonathan Crane has gotten one last chance to prove his worth as a psychologist in Arkham Asylum. He's managed to get pretty far, too.. until he meets his newest patient. Drabble.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,988 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-23-10 - J. Crane & Joker
5. The Hunter Becomes the Hunted reviews
A young man is discovered to be the next target of the famous deadly assassin known only as Deadshot. He knows Batman is the only one who can save him from Deadshot. Why? Because he knows Batman better than anyone. Drabble. Slighty slashy intentions.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-23-10 - Bruce W./Batman & Joker