Last updated: 2:31 P.M. April 19, 2008

NOTE: Anything with a "" has been updated

"Sometime in the near future, I'm changing my email address. this is because my current webmail, Patriot Media, recently merged with Comcast."

I've finally started another fic, and for once it has nothing to do with Alien! I hope everyone enjoys Origin of Hate, starring Bonecrusher from the Transformers film.

I've given up on trying to maintain forums; A guy can only take so much disappointment.

My sister, Rune-Spirit, has made it very clear that she wants nothing to do with any of my stories.

My forums were back on track at one point. I want to give a shoutout to Drake-Dragonsoul for helping me to get them going again.

Thank you, Demo the Bounding Jackalope,Crystalfox2, and Queen of the Red Skittle for your input in JigSonic and The Ultimate Life Form.

About me:

Formerly known as: DarkXeno

Age: 19, and I still collect Transformers and Bionicle sets

Gender: male, straight, and happily single

Hair: Really Dark Brown, repels water like a freshly waxed car

Eyes: brown, obscured by horribly filthy glasses

Other abilities: I am telepathic and can sprout blades from my forearms and sharp spines from my back when I feel nervous or pissed off about something. Like a Xenomorph, I have semi-acidic blood and a tail. I also have four robotic arms on my back, similar to the ones worn by Doc Oc in Spiderman2, except that mine can retract far enough into my back so that only the claws are visible; they are constructed of the same liquid metal technology as Metal Sonic/Madness and each one can detach from my back in order to access areas that I cannot reach. during my thirteenth year, Shadow the Hedgehog, for whom I was one of the prototypes (due to the above mentioned, I was deemed too dangerous and was ordered frozen; Shadow woke me up fifty years later), taught me how to use chaos control in all its forms.

Fav. Movie Genres: Action, Comedy, Sci Fi, Horror, I'm not too picky

Fav. Music: Gorillaz, All American Rejects, Weird Al Yankovic, Linkin' Park, Green Day, Simple Plan, Ray Charles Robinson, Nickelback, Seether, R.E.M., Emerson Lake and Palmer, and a few others that slip my mind...

Dislikes: harrassment, torture, killing, animal cruelty (particularly when it involves cats), Nazis, Wasps, George W. Bush, Bubbly people, chick flicks, the list goes on...

Sleeps: (at home) three feet away from the ceiling, on top of a closet and cluttered work desk. (in college) on a foam mattress that is impossible to get up from, with my dresser, refrigerator, and other food related items stashed underneath.

Fav. Food: anything conceivably edible and/or non-toxic

"Pets: one cat, and some fish"

Fav. series: Alien, Predator, Star Wars, Star Trek, Friday the 13th, A Nightmare on Elm Street, Jak and Daxter, Ratchet and Clank, Marvel comics, DC comics, DarkHorse Comics, Sonic the Hedgehog, Teen Titans, Avatar: the last Airbender, Castlevania: Lament of Innocence, Bionicle, Transformers, Godzilla, Ultraman Tiga, Lilo and Stitch, The Ocean Hunter, Saw, Cube, Hellraiser, Tron, Kingdom Hearts, Naruto, One Piece, Pet Shop of Horrors, Bleach, Robot Chicken, anything made by Bleedman, anything made by Endling, anything written by Arthur C. Clark, Anything that Tim Burton made, the list goes on...

My Muse:

Name: DX (pronounced dee-ex)

Appearance: A 7'3", quadrupedal, bluish black Xenomorph drone who, for some odd reason, has eyes.

Eyes:depending on his mood, they range from crystal blue to acid green to crimson red. Pupils sometimes narrow into reptilian slits. Can achieve telepathy through eye contact with another person, allowing him to receive any information from said person's mind, but has only sent simple words and images back (although I doubt that his abilities stop there).

Likes: dark corners and areas with little light, if any; reading my stories; tearing spammers and flamers to shreds; sleeping; solving puzzles

Dislikes: Bubbly people, ignorance, egocentrism, not having the ability to speak, almost anything that's colored pink

Sleeps: while hanging from the ceiling.

Fav. Food: Let's not go there...

Other info: when he was only a chestburster, the queen of his hive ordered his sibling drones to kill him because she was put off by his...variation. He escaped the hive, and Shadow and I raised him.

Possible fics:

NOTE: If I don't update for an extended time, please forgive me, as I frequently experience intense writers block and sometimes I just don't feel like writing. Besides, I have college to worry about. Also, fics are listed from oldest to newest.

NOTE: I've decided to start posting the summaries for my ideas, so that even if I don't write them, somebody else can (assuming that they give me credit for the idea)

Naga: a possible One Piece fic, inspired by Karbo's gallery on Deviantart. The Strawhat pirates have to drop anchor during a hurricane, and Chopper discovers a peculiar stowaway...

Possession: I've got an idea for a Naruto fic starring Kankuro and his puppets. During battle, some kind of freak accident occurrs and Kankuro's puppets come to life. Karasu is a girl and has feelings for Kankuro, Kuroari is jealous of his master, and Kankuro has to find some way of hiding it from his siblings. one-sided Kuroari/Karasu, one-sided Karasu/Kankuro

Description: I recently wrote a description of a certain Bionicle set for a writing assignment. I'm wondering if anyone can guess what it is before the end of the first paragraph

A Rogue among Rogues: I'm thinking of writing a Sonic Riders fic, but I need to research the Babylon Rogues before I can write about them. On the night prior to a big race, Wave eavesdrops on one of the opposing teams and discovers that they plan to obtain the prize, even if they have to kill to get it. One of them finds her and threatens her into secrecy, but can she stay quiet with the knowledge that her friends are in danger?

Puzzlebox: At some point, I may do a SAW/Hellraiser crossover. I may even throw in a reference to CUBE. Basically, Jigsaw summons the Cenobites, and they are so impressed by his twisted mind, they aid him in the construction of the CUBE.

Xenobite: I've considered writing a crossover of ALIEN and Hellraiser. A person who has recently been impregnated with a chestburster solves the Lament Configuration. The Cenobites are about to learn the dangers of a beast with acid for blood...

Fics that I've actually started writing:

The Teen Titans Meet DarkXeno: REMOVED. I wrote this one a while ago. It will explain what goes on in this cluttered brain of mine. UPDATE: due to lack of reviews, ideas, and interest on the part of both fellow authors and myself, I haved removed this fic

The Pod: ABORTED. A Beast Wars fic that I believe is one of my best works. Heck, it might be the only good story I've ever written. UPDATE: I need a second opinion on this fic. I'd also appreciate it if someone could help me split it into separate chapters.

Ohana means Family: REMOVED. I'm not updating this fic anymore because I realized something very important about what I was going to write. IT SUCKS!

The Ultimate Life Form: ON HIATUS. I think it's about time I incorporated myself into a fic, although this one should be far better than TTmDX. It will also explain where my associate, DX, originated from. Once again, I'd like to thank Demo the Bounding Jackalope, Crystalfox2, and Queen of the Red Skittle for beta reading and a special thanks to QOTRS for coauthoring an upcoming chapter. UPDATE: The unfinished chapter of this fic has gotten pretty long, and I may submit it as a separate fic.

Origin of Hate: Ever wonder why Bonecrusher is so hateful? Why he singled out Optimus on the highway? Why he joined the Decepticons in the first place?

Fics that I've written from start to finish:

SAW-net: REMOVED, BUT MAY REPOST. I recently tried writing a sonnet for english class. unfortunately, I completely messed up on the rhyme scheme. UPDATE: unfortunately, this fic was removed due to some problem regarding conversational text. I'm not sure if I should attempt to post it again.

JigSonic: COMPLETE. This could be the very first Sonic/SAW crossover to hit the website. UPDATE: The final chapter is up. Thanks to all who decided to review.

Scrapped Ideas:

NOTE: Since I've decided not to write these stories, I've decided to post their summaries

The Solid Facts: A Transformers RID fic that I started shortly after reading Master Fwiffo's fic: T-Ai. Summary: I figured, since he wrote a fic where she briefly obtained a cybertron body, there may also be the possibility that she could gain human form. Basically, the Predacons send a virus through the Autobot base'scomputer mainframe in an attempt to wipe out any data that could conceivably be useful and/or send it back to the Preds. However, in an attempt to stop the virus, T-Ai is somehow transformed into a human. I also considered the possibility of making Koji a hologram

A Ghostly Choir of Thir13en: Something I started not long after watching the movie Thir13en Ghosts. This may be the only fic I write that is intended to be humor. Summary: I was particularly bored one day after having watched Thir13en Ghosts on DVD, so I decided that I'd write a story in which the ghosts, prior to the family learning of their uncle and the house,are practically bored to tears in their holding cells.They decide to kill time (no pun intended) by having a karaoke contest. The First Born Son sings "Me and My Arrow"; the Torso sings "Bargain"; the Bound Woman sings "Get this Party Started"; the Withered Lover sings "You'll be in my Heart"; the Torn Prince sings "Casey at the Bat", although I also considered "Danger Zone" for him; the Angry Princess sings "Beautiful (Words can't Bring me Down)"; the Pilgrimess sings "I Put a Spell on You"; the Great Child and the Dire Mother sing "Happy Together" in a duet; the Hammer sings "If I had a Hammer", although I briefly considered "I've been Working on the Railroad" for him; the Jackal sings "Wild Thing"; the Juggernaut sings "Broken Bones"

SonicalieN: A Crossover between Sonic the Hedgehog, Alien, And Predator. Fans of Knuckles and Shadow (the characters, NOT the pairing) UNITE! Summary: This fic would have two storylines that would never intersect. Shadow would wake up on LV-426 to discover Maria, who is reincarnated as a Xenomorph. Meanwhile, Knuckles' day starts out like any other as he continues to guard the Master Emerald, until a small group of Yautja land on his island