Fill your writing with the breathings of your heart.

-William Wordsworth

About Me

Hi there, my name is Kaley. I'm 20, and I have somewhat of an obsession with the Harry Potter World. Hollywood Undead too, but unless I write some fanfiction about them, I'll leave that for another day. Although, there music has inspired some of my Fanfiction, so don't think they aren't intertwined! I'm the kind of person that, to put it in simple terms, if Luna Lovegood and Hermione Granger had a kid, it would be me. And Sirius is somehow in the family line. I'm very bookish, but I am also very spacey and I like to have an awesome time breaking rules. Oh nifty thing, I'm an 'exotic dancer' and my customer's actually sometimes read my fanfiction or come to the club to see me because of here, so thanks and I love you guys. You make nerdy strippers happy.

Anyways, I ship (nearly exclusively) Draco/Hermione.I also enjoy Tom Riddle/Hermione Granger fics, as well as Hermione/Fenrir. I don't know maybe I just have an obsession with Hermione being with the 'bad guy'. I don't like her with Snape, though, I just find that weird. And yeah, I know its weirder I like her with the other two mentioned, but hey, I'm a weird person.

I rarely ship canon, because well they're already together in the books, and I like the dynamics of a Slytherin/Gryffindor relationship. Sometimes I approve of canon relationships, Lily/James, Narcissa/Lucius, and Molly/Arthur, for instance. I don't really ship next-gen, I haven't even read any next-gen stories, but I'd probably be willing to give a few a shot.

Hmm, I'm quite sure what else to say, so I won't say anything else about me. =D

You can now follow my updates, and other work (if not posted here) on my blog:

http://teacakesandfanfiction.blogspot.com (Opens in a new window.)

If you need to get in touch with me, message me on here or get at me on an Instant Messenger:

AIM: xXx Kaley

Yahoo: x_pandalove

Or drop me an e-mail at: x.Kaley@gmail.com

If you would like a link to my facebook or wish to contact me on FictionAlley please feel free to Private Message or E-mail me.
I've taken the links off because it seems that people I know in life are very snoopy and that is unappreciated, and obviously idiotic to do.
But if you are a friend on this site, or you like my writing style just message me and I'll send a quick reply with links to what you want

Teach Me Perfection Banner:
http://rhaylina.deviantart.com/art/Teach-Me-Perfection-Banner-138959970

Rebellion Banner:
http://rhaylina.deviantart.com/art/Rebellion-Banner-139353196

That Was My Last Quill Banner:
http://rhaylina.deviantart.com/art/That-Was-My-Last-Quill-139353804

I'll be rewriting some of my stories that were on here, so when I post them they will get banners too. I'll make one for Into the Wild as soon as I find a kick ass font and pictures.

Quotes That Inspire Me

Writing is my time machine, takes me to the precise time and place I belong.
~Jeb Dickerson

We're so inconsistent about what we let kill
you. "Smoking? Must be eradicated. Marijuana?
Zero tolerance." But there's lots of ways to kill
yourself. You know what I think kills you? Stress,
and being a workaholic, and never getting laid,
and, uh, McDonald's, and staying mad at people,
and lying for a living, and three-martini lunches,
and the all-American breakfast, and whatever the
fuck Elvis was doing. That's what kills you.

Do not put statements in the negative form.
And don't start sentences with a conjunction.
If you reread your work, you will find on rereading that a
great deal of repetition can be avoided by rereading and editing.
Never use a long word when a diminutive one will do.
Unqualified superlatives are the worst of all.
De-accession euphemisms.
If any word is improper at the end of a sentence, a linking verb is.
Avoid trendy locutions that sound flaky.
Last, but not least, avoid cliches like the plague.
~William Safire, "Great Rules of Writing"

I believe that everything happens for a reason. people change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you apprieciate them when they're right, you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.
- Marilyn Monroe

We have two kinds of morality side by side:
One which we preach but do not practice,
And another which we practice but seldom preach.
~Bertrand Russell

Do whatever makes you happy
cause in the end, you're the only
one who's guaranteed to be there.

Some people think tattoo's are dirty, unprofessional
or reflect a rebellious personality. I say otherwise. I
say it reflects positively on the individual. With every
tat you see a little bit more of who they truly are. Unlike
those that hide behind society's defined 'norm', they
aren't hiding behind anything; they're branding themselves

Yeah, terrible things happen but sometimes those terrible things save you.

Update Schedule for My Stories

Teach Me Perfection will be updated on or by: February 14, 2012

Into the Wild will be updated on or by: February 17, 2012 (Will be Updating February 2, 2012 as well.)

Knowledge is A Dangerous Thing will be update on or by: February 20, 2012

The next in my Dark Wizard Series will be posted by: March 1, 2012

One-shot challenges that I have accepted will be posted as I finish them, by their respective due dates of course.

That's all for now, I'll add more as I can or as the ideas come to my head. I do have a few new bunnies hopping around my head, but they're original, so I'm not posting them so they won't get jacked.

Feel free to PM me at any time for questions, comments, or concerns. Or if you're bored, cause I'm also bored a lot. I'm rambling. Lot's of love to all my readers!

Kaley

Actual Quote:

Customer: Wow, where's a guy find a girl like you?
Me: At the strip club silly, or on the Darrowmere server of World of Warcraft.