WARNING: Inspiration has struck for original story. May be slow in updating ffnet stories for some time.

Okay...hmm...what to write? Okay...

Who am I? My name is a deadly thing not to be spoken by any less than an immortal, but you mere mortals should bow down and refer to me as Arien of the Flames. I am Wiccan. I am bisexual. I am a FTM (female to male) transgendered person. I am currently in college.

What and how do I write? I am a harlequin romance writer, specializing in yaoi and yuri stories. I find I do my best writing when I am listening to music as it gives me inspiration.

How did I get started? I actually began writing fanfics after I read HBP because I was furious that J.K. Rowling had killed off Dumbles (Poor Dumbledore. Never even got to announce to the world that he was magically gaylicious (it's from a t-shirt. don't ask)). Eventually, I began to focus on what I was writing (instead of just writing a lot of crap about how to bring him & Sirius back).

In addition to this account, I write on a joint account with my best friend Xantara. The address of this account is: http://www.fanfiction.net/~flamingmud

My little bro, Spikey, also serves as a major source of inspiration and support for me and my writing. He's seriously amazing. Please guys, check out and review his ficcies! They're pretty short!! If you do, I'll give you virtual cookies!

Fav pplz on ffnet? My RL besties:
Xantara (Ferret) My little sis
Storm (Spikey) My little brother
Siberia (Rainbow) My older (insane) sister
Andie (Puppy) My amazing cousin
Ikusa (Drewbie) My older brother
Ash (InuHanyou) My awesome older sister
Korgan (Jiraiya) My pervy cousin
Kelsey (AotA) My anime-fan cousin

Can you contact me? Well...I guess so...
AIM: carpesica
MSN: x_menrocks@hotmail.com
Yahoo: xkidrogue
MySpace: http://www.myspace.com/xkidrogue
DeviantArt: http://www.myspace.com/xkidrogue
Gaia: xkidrogue (Have to look up my url... later...)

Y is for youth, 'cause we don't like 'em old...
A is for...ass (or so I've been told).
O is for "Oh, yeah, baby...you're so hard!"
I is for insane, 'cause that's what we all are!

What do I look like? Hair: Blonde with a white streak in the front and red tips; Birthday: June 18th;Age: a two digit number (--)...so there; Eyes: They change...blue, green, aqua, grey...so...Ocean. Ocean eyes; Height: 5'8.2"
Who are my muses? Ah, my precious muses. The reason for my split personalities. I have several but they are rather hard to describe as they always appear in the form of one of my favorite characters...I shall work on this.
What is my favorite color? Indigo, Crimson, & Black
What music do I like? (ALPHABETIZED): ACDC, AFI, Aiden, Alter Bridge, the Birthday Massacre, Cascada, Celtic Woman, Cranberries, Depeche Mode, Dream Evil, Evanescence, (some) Fall Out Boy, Finger Eleven, Fleur, Gogol Bordello, HIM, James D. Stark, Lacuna Coil, Linkin Park, (some) Metallica, (some) Mindless Self Indulgence, My Chemical Romance, Nightcore, Nightwish, Paramore, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Rogue Traders, Seether, Silverchair, Tears For Fears, Three Days Grace, Tomboy, Within Temptation, most femme metal and gothic metal, Andrea Bocelli, Sarah Brightman, Katherine Jenkins, and most rock opera and pop opera, some random 80s music, and Broadway music (see next category).
Do I like Broadway? YES! I like: Spring Awakening, RENT, The Phantom Of The Opera, Les Miserables, Wicked, Jesus Christ Superstar, CATS...and others which I can't seem to remember...and Sound of Music, which isn't broadway but is a musical and therefore still counts.
What are my fav pieces of writing? the Harry Potter series, the Abhorsen Trilogy (A.K.A. the Old Kingdom Trilogy), the Twilight series, the Series of Unfortunate Events, the Lord of the Rings trilogy, the Bartimaeus Trilogy, all of the works of Stephen King, and all poems of Edgar Allen Poe.
What movies do I like? Real Genius, Labyrinth, all Harry Potters, Pirates Of The Caribbean(all), Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Knight's Tale, all 3 X-Men (X-Men fan 4 ever!), anything Jackie Chan, anything Rowan Atkinson, the Brothers Grimm, some Disney movies, and too many others to list.
What anime do I like? Death Note, Vampire Knight, Chobits, Ouran High School Host Club, Naruto, FullMetal Alchemist, InuYasha, some Blood Plus, and Danny Phantom.
What TV do I like? Dog the Bounty Hunter, House, Monk, Psych, Mythbusters, Stargate SG-1 and Atlantis, Dr. Who, Law and Order, Law and Order CI, Law and Order SVU, CSI, CSI NY, CSI Miami, and sometimes Standoff, and (also only sometimes) Criss Angel. What shows do I miss? Xena and Lexx.
Do I like any comics? the X-Men comics, but especially those in the Rogue series (she is the best character).
Anything else about me? I sing high soprano opera and some Broadway (like Christine's songs in Phantom, for example). I also write songs, original stories, and (obviously) fanfiction. I am what my friends have dubbed "non-mammalitarian" because I refuse to eat any mammal (they're too close to us on the evolutionary chain). I don't like to eat poultry but people around me refuse to believe you can survive with fish as your only source of protein... I WILL prove them wrong...one day -_- thats all I have to say about that.

7/21/07~ IMMORTALIZED IN THE MINDS OF POTTERFREAKS FOREVER!! Deluxe edition is the embodiment of awesomeness!! Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows was really depressing...I WIN ABOUT SNAPE!! so ha ha Inuhanyou!! You cant just kill one weasley twin!! it's not fair!! Kill percy or charlie instead!! you can't just kill Nymphadora and Remus...especialy not with Teddy to consider...YOU ARE EVIL JK ROWLING...but you are an amazing writer...

Quotes of interest:

"Love me or hate me, its still an obsession. Love me or hate me, that is the question. If you love me then Thank you! If you hate me then fuck you!" ~Lady Sovereign
"Life's a bitch, and then you die. Get used to it." ~Unknown
"So this is hell. And there's a crucifix in it." ~Armand in the movie The Birdcage (it's amazing, check it out guys)
"It's like riding a psychotic horse toward a burning stable." ~Armand (see above)
"Never knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run! Death hates that." ~Unknown
"I rather be hated for who I am, then loved for something I'm not." ~Unknown
"I'm not clumsy, I'm just accident prone." ~Daniel Radcliffe
"I sit, staring at the gray paint, slowly chipping away. Soon it would have to be repainted. I wonder if that’s what happens to people, too. They start to chip away, little by little, until finally, they’re too far gone and they just…disappear, replaced by someone new…wait, what?" ~Harry in the fic Chasing the Forbidden
"I will beat you to a pulp with my maniacally intelligent words of sophistication, stabbing you again and again until you are but an inch away from the ever-doomful light that is death." ~Unknown
"There's no 'I' in team, but there are two in 'Idiot'." ~Unknown
"When you don't think you'll get something, you probably wont get it. But if you believe in yourself, you will sooner or later get it." ~Unknown
"The only thing standing between me and complete happiness is Reality." ~Unknown...and also too true.
"And yet all the time...I forgive that which remains unsaid...forget that which has been undone...and wonder why...why does this life condemn my misery? Thrive on my pain?" ~Xkidrogue...yes i quoted myself. deal with it.
"In order to be free from fear and pain, it is important that one be indifferent to the boundaries between good & evil, life & death." ~Xkidrogue (inspired by Aristotle)
"Life is for livin', not for cryin over loves lost and battles fought." ~Xkidrogue
"You will return again someday, but you'll think me just a dream." ~Xkidrogue
"I've pluralized the word yeah...yeahs." ~Xkidrogue
"I'm question marking...as in...to question mark...because question mark is totally a verb." ~Xkidrogue
"You didn't drop me in the bacon, did you?" ~Xkidrogue
"Dumbledore's emo?" ~Xkidrogue
"Pudding Torture!" ~Xkidrogue
"Apples should come with directions..." ~person who I know who doesn't want to be named
"This person's going to kill you. You can deal with the AIDS later." ~person who I know who doesn't want to be named
"Malfoys do not twirl their hair, they flip it." ~Skeledog lover
"Malfoys do not faint, they pass out." ~Skeledog lover
"Malfoys do not feel sick, they feel under the weather." ~Skeledog lover
"I shall put spaces between the dot dot dots! Just to spite you! So there! Haha!" ~Skeledog lover
"My Little Pony Grows Fangs." ~Skeledog lover
"Vampire Cellphones." ~Skeledog lover
"Square Spider Bunnies on Fire." ~Skeledog lover
"I blink at myself." ~Skeledog lover
"Have you ever just randomly screamed "SHEEP"? I've just like sunk to my knees going 'sheep'." ~Skeledog lover
"Red's not a color, it's a Vietnamese continent!" ~Skeledog lover
"Wrestling is soap opera for men." ~Skeledog lover
"You are a living question mark." ~Skeledog lover
"Stupid twitching question mark." ~Skeledog lover
"Harry has allergies to Dumbledore." ~Skeledog lover
"I didn't even aim that time! I don't know where that was going!" ~Skeledog lover
"Does beeping indicate dying?" ~EMBUR101
"I got splurted with white stuff!!" ~EMBUR101
"Go attack a chicken." "Go Catholic Chicken!" ~Andie
"MattMello." "Hack Noah??" ~Andie
"He's interrupting rpnesses!" ~Jessica (Seriously guys... try saying this one out loud... >."Glow in the dark bondage!" ~Drew
"Gaara's being a bitch." ~Max
"Penises are for all ages!" ~Louis
"Let's have a needle-stabbing party!" ~Marcus
"I don't have hair to twirl! -pouts-" ~Sam
"Ow, your spit! It's like acid!" ~Sam
"Hey, gay?...I mean...Robby?" ~Edv
"My love for you burns more than the heat of the sun!" ~Robby
"Prepare for the cream filling of a lifetime!" ~Robby
"I am the magic fairy...of fairydom!" ~Nick
"Marissa lacks magic fairy dust." ~Nick
"I'm going for you, bi." ~Nick (to Robby...whose nickname (by) was misspelt as bi on the bowling screen)
"I've never seen you act like a girl." ~Erik (to me...a girl)
"I can't look through you! It doesn't work!" ~Emma
"LMNOPHIJK...oh wait, that's not right, is it?" ~Daniel
"I hear premature men." ~Damon (addressing the Bass section of the opera chorus)
"I can't help it, I'm a consonant whore." ~Damon
"Sorry guys, I'm a breather." ~Damon
"Thou shalt get more guys!"~Damon
"I want more come from you guys! Come for me!" ~Damon (again, say this one aloud...)
"I know, I've take away the love. Nancy provides the love and support. I'm like the wife-beater in this relationship. You all need to sing out and say 'I will not be abused!'...I'm gonna stop now before I get in trouble..." ~Damon
-pointing index finger at Soprano section- "Sopranos, I'm giving you the finger...this finger...not...-sigh- never mind." ~Damon
Damon: "Quick like bunnies on fire!" Class: "Aww! The poor bunnies!"
"Sing the ho note!" ~Mr. Farrel
"This would be such a good chicken chorus!" ~Kyle (referring to the He shall purify chorus from Messiah)
"I promise I won't try to kill you with peanut butter. I'm a better friend than that!" ~Brielle
"We are born crying, live complaining, and die disappointed." ~Unknown
"Some days I’m just so happy to be alive. Then again some days I'm lying on my back, bleeding from my forehead wondering weather I screwed over the pope in a past life. Today is not a happy day." ~Unknown
"So, you're a cannibal." ~Unknown
"Well you can't fuck me through jeans." ~Dallas (in the fic Dreams and Promises)
"Do you know what, right, right? This is really, really weird, but in two days, tomorrow, will be, YESTERDAY!" ~James (in the fic I Find Your Inebriated State Endearing)
"Knowledge was power; by being knowledgeable you had all the means to be whatever you wanted to be. No wonder villains are always the smarter ones; it doesn’t take brains to save the day, it takes stupidity to confront that which you know can kill you." ~Sarah-Elizabeth Monteith (in the fic Behind Foolish Eyes)
"I wouldn't call Jamie an evil genius. He not exactly evil and he's not really a genius." ~Adam Savage (from Mythbusters)
Shawn: "Hello detectives, collecting donations for the policeman's ball?" Detective Lassiter: "Mr. Spencer we don't have balls...wait." (from Psych)
"I'm glad we had this talk. Now, if you'll excuse me, it's time for pie. -pulls out pie-" ~Jack Fenton (from Danny Phantom)
"This is vice principal Kraft and I have an important announcement to make... I DON'T WANT TO DIE!" ~Willard Kraft (from Sabrina: The Teenage Witch)
Aunt Zelda: "War. I like it." Sabrina: "When'd you become a republican?" (from Sabrina: The Teenage Witch)
"I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request... Means 'no'." ~Barbosa (from POTC1)
"I would rather live in a world where my life is surrounded by mystery than live in a world so small that my mind could comprehend it." ~Harry Emerson Fosdick
“Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.” ~Dale Carnegie
"Only a fool would refuse to enter a fool's paradise when that's the only paradise he'll ever have a chance to enter." ~Jessamyn West
“We have the power to do any damn fool thing we want to do, and we seem to do it about every 10 minutes.” ~J. William Fulbright
“You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.” ~Laurence J. Peter
“Am I a fool? I don't think I'm a fool. But I think I sure was fooled.” ~Kenneth Lay
"There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex. They should draw the line at goats." ~Elton John

And before you go, here are some quotes from the greatest Pirate on EARTH...Captain Jack Sparrow!

"Well that's just...maddeningly unhelpful."
"I've got a jar of dirt, I've got a jar of dirt, I've got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it!"
"But WHY is the rum gone?"
"Why should I side with any of you? Four of you have tried to kill me in the past...one of you suceeded."
"Will...nice hat."
"So there is a curse...that's interesting."
"Now we're being followed by rocks. Never heard of that one before."
"Ladies! Will you please shut it? Listen to me. Yes, I lied to you. No, I don't love you. Of course it makes you look fat. I've never been to Brussels. It is pronounced "egregious". By the way, no, I've never met Pizzaro but I love his pies. And all of this pales to utter insignificance in light of the fact that my ship is once again gone. Savvy?"
"Did no one come to save me just because they missed me?"
"Welcome to the Caribbean, love."
"Why is the rum ALWAYS gone?! -stands, staggers- Oh. That's why."
"Er, Mr Gibbs...I feel sullied and unusual."
"Guard the boat, mind the tide...don't touch my dirt."

PAIRINGS OF AWESOMENESS!!:

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Harry Potter Pairings:
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Death Note Pairings:
If you support L/Raito (L/Light), copy this into your profile!
VAMPIRE KNIGHT:
If you support Zero/Kaname, copy this into your profile!
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Read and review one of my stories or you will be forever cursed...That's it for now :) L8r!

Oh, by the way...the funniest game in the world:

Rules:

When someone sneezes the first person says bless you then a color. The next person then has to say a different color. This keeps going until a person either can't think of a color or repeats one. That person has to make orgasm sounds. It's a fun game!! Wierd but fun. You are welcome to print this or put it on your profile.

Yay stupidity of life!

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If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.
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I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, why aren't two mooses meese, or if two foots are feet, why arn't two footballs feetball? People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy this and put it in your profile.
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Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
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"A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and paste if you're a Ninja!
If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile!
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A Harry Potter Obituary (do not read if you have not read all of the HP books)
Sirius Orion Black - Not dead, only gone. Padfoot lives on!
Remus John Lupin - I hope you live a full afterlife.
James Potter - You are missed, even if you are a total prat.
Lily Evans - A wonderful person, even though you broke Severus' heart.
Cedric Diggory - The REAL Hogwarts champion.
Albus Dumbledore - May there be Acid Pops in heaven.
Fred Weasley - How will poor Georgie cope without you?
Dobby - May you be showered with socks on the other side.
Severus Tobias Snape - Brave and loyal untill the very end.
Alastor "Mad-Eye" Moody - The best Auror ever known.
Nymphadora Tonks - You died fighting.

SAD:
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
Repost this if you think homophobia is wrong.

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was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile.

well i think i've annoyed you enough for one day...now go read some of my fics!

FicSpeak Dictionary

For people that are new or have no clue what we’re talking about.
Slash or Yaoi or M/Mboy/boy pairing (shonen-ai is more just fluff)
Femmeslash or Yuri or F/Fgirl/girl pairing (shoujo-ai is more just fluff)
Hentai – sexually explicit fanfiction, anime, or manga
Ship – Relationship
Incest – family doing -cough-intimate-cough- things together.
Twincest – twins doing -cough-intimate-cough- things together.
Mpreg – A M/M story in which one member of the couple somehow gains the ability to become pregnant and eventually give birth.
PWP – Plot, What Plot?; a fanfic which is basically nothing but a smut scene.
Lemon – Sexually-oriented fanfiction
Lime – fanfiction in which characters 'fool around' but don't have sex.
Mary Sue - female OC that's perfect at everything; usually a firsttime author mistake.
Gary Stu - male version of Mary Sue.
AU- Alternate Universe...basically the author has free reign to change facts.
OC – Original Character or Own Character; a person made up for fanfics.
Canon – The characters' personalities, histories, and behaviors as shown in the original source.
Fanon – The popular conception (or misconception) of the characters' personalities, histories, and behaviors as believed by the fandom; very hard to tell from canon.
OOC – Out Of Character; a person acting differently than depicted in the books/movies/TV shows.
OTP – One True Pairing; an author’s favourite pairing.
TBC – To Be Continued (see WIP)
WIP – A story that is currently in the process of being written and is not completed (see TBC)
Crossover – Any story where characters from two or more series interact.
Drabble – A 100-word story; often written as a challenge or request.
Ficlet – A 1000-word (or less) story; often a challenge or request.
Beta – Beta-reader; story-reader, proofreader, and editor rolled into one.
Cliché An overused phrase or expression; a predictable scene, outcome, or character.
Coda – An ending to a story meant to give conclusion to the storyline; sometimes used as an alternative ending to a fandom; AKA epilogue.
A/N Author’s Note
R/R or R&R – Read and Review
Flame – An insulting, demeaning, or offensive comment; rarely referred to as 'Destructive Criticism'; often anonymous.
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Who's working anyway?
The population of this country is 300 million.160 million are retired. That leaves 140 million to do the work.
There are 85 million in school.
Which leaves 55 million to do the work.
Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.
Leaving 15 million to do the work.
2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden.
Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.
Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city governments.
And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.
Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.
Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.
That leaves just two people to do the work.
You and me.
And there you are,
Sitting on your butt,
At your computer, reading jokes.
Nice. Real nice.