WARNING: Inspiration has struck for original story. May be slow in updating ffnet stories for some time.

Who am I? My name is a deadly thing not to be spoken by any less than an immortal, but you mere mortals should bow down and refer to me as Ari. I am Wiccan. I am pesco-vegetarian. I am a gay FTM (female to male) trannyboy. I am currently in college.

What and how do I write? I am a harlequin romance writer, specializing in yaoi stories. I find I do my best writing when I am listening to music as it gives me inspiration.

In addition to this account, I write on a joint account with my little sis, Xantara. The address of this account is: http://www.fanfiction.net/~flamingmud

Fav pplz on ffnet?
Xantara (Ferret) My baby sis
Storm (Spikey) My little brother
Siberia (Rainbow) My older (insane) sister
Andie (Puppy) My amazing cousin
Ash (InuHanyou) My awesome sister
Korgan (Jiraiya) My pervy cousin
Kelsey (AotA) My anime-fan cousin

Can you contact me? Well...I guess so...
AIM: carpesica
MSN: (ask for it)
Yahoo: (ask for it)

Y is for youth, 'cause we don't like 'em old...
A is for...ass (or so I've been told).
O is for "Oh, yeah, baby...you're so hard!"
I is for insane, 'cause that's what we all are!

7/21/07~ IMMORTALIZED IN THE MINDS OF POTTERFREAKS FOREVER!! Deluxe edition is the embodiment of awesomeness!! Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows was really depressing...I WIN ABOUT SNAPE!! so ha ha Inuhanyou!! You cant just kill one weasley twin!! it's not fair!! Kill percy or charlie instead!! you can't just kill Nymphadora and Remus...especialy not with Teddy to consider...YOU ARE EVIL JK ROWLING...but you are an amazing writer...

Quotes of interest:

"It's like riding a psychotic horse toward a burning stable." ~Armand -The Birdcage
"Never knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run! Death hates that." ~Unknown
"I rather be hated for who I am, then loved for something I'm not." ~Unknown
"I'm not clumsy, I'm just accident prone." ~Daniel Radcliffe
"I sit, staring at the gray paint, slowly chipping away. Soon it would have to be repainted. I wonder if that’s what happens to people, too. They start to chip away, little by little, until finally, they’re too far gone and they just…disappear, replaced by someone new…wait, what?" ~Harry in the fic Chasing the Forbidden
"There's no 'I' in team, but there are two in 'Idiot'." ~Unknown
"When you don't think you'll get something, you probably wont get it. But if you believe in yourself, you will sooner or later get it." ~Unknown
"The only thing standing between me and complete happiness is Reality." ~Unknown...and also too true.
"In order to be free from fear and pain, it is important that one be indifferent to the boundaries between good & evil, life & death." ~Xkidrogue (inspired by Aristotle)
My Quotes: "Dumbledore's emo?" "I've pluralized the word yeah...yeahs." "I'm question marking...as in...to question mark...because question mark is totally a verb." "You didn't drop me in the bacon, did you?" "Pudding Torture!"
Mum quotes: "Apples should come with directions..." "This person's going to kill you. Don't hesitate to bite them. You can deal with the AIDS later."
"Malfoys do not twirl their hair, they flip it." ~Skeledog lover
"Malfoys do not faint, they pass out." ~Skeledog lover
"Malfoys do not feel sick, they feel under the weather." ~Skeledog lover
Skeledog lover quotes: "I shall put spaces between the dot dot dots! Just to spite you! So there! Haha!" "My Little Pony Grows Fangs." "Vampire Cellphones." "Square Spider Bunnies on Fire." "I blink at myself." "Have you ever just randomly screamed "SHEEP"? I've just like sunk to my knees going 'sheep'." "Red's not a color, it's a Vietnamese continent!" "Wrestling is soap opera for men." "You are a living question mark." "Stupid twitching question mark." "Harry has allergies to Dumbledore." "I didn't even aim that time! I don't know where that was going!"
EMBUR101 Quotes: "Does beeping indicate dying?" "I got splurted with white stuff!!"
"Go attack a chicken." "Go Catholic Chicken!" ~Andie
"He's interrupting rpnesses!" ~Siberia (Seriously guys... try saying this one out loud...)
Nick Quotes: "It's like glow in the dark bondage!" "I am the magic fairy...of fairydom!" "Marissa lacks magic fairy dust."
"Penises are for all ages!" ~Louis
"Let's have a needle-stabbing party!" ~Marcus
Sam Quotes: "I don't have hair to twirl! -pouts-" "Ow, your spit! It's like acid!"
"Hey, gay?...I mean...Robby?" ~Edv
Robby Quotes: "My love for you burns more than the heat of the sun!" "Prepare for the cream filling of a lifetime!"
"I can't look through you! It doesn't work!" ~Emma
Damon Quotes: "I hear premature men." (addressing the Bass section of the opera chorus) "I can't help it, I'm a consonant whore." "Sorry guys, I'm a breather." "Thou shalt get more guys!" "I want more come from you guys! Come for me!" "Sopranos, I'm giving you the finger...this finger...not...-sigh- never mind." (pointing index finger at sopranos)
Damon: "Quick like bunnies on fire!" Class: "Aww! The poor bunnies!"
"I promise I won't try to kill you with peanut butter. I'm a better friend than that!" ~Brielle

"Some days I’m just so happy to be alive. Then again some days I'm lying on my back, bleeding from my forehead wondering weather I screwed over the pope in a past life. Today is not a happy day." ~Unknown
"So, you're a cannibal." ~Unknown
"Do you know what, right, right? This is really, really weird, but in two days, tomorrow, will be, YESTERDAY!" ~James (in the fic I Find Your Inebriated State Endearing)
"I wouldn't call Jamie an evil genius. He not exactly evil and he's not really a genius." ~Adam Savage (from Mythbusters)
Shawn: "Hello detectives, collecting donations for the policeman's ball?" Detective Lassiter: "Mr. Spencer we don't have balls...wait." (from Psych)
Aunt Zelda: "War. I like it." Sabrina: "When'd you become a republican?" (from Sabrina: The Teenage Witch)
"I would rather live in a world where my life is surrounded by mystery than live in a world so small that my mind could comprehend it." ~Harry Emerson Fosdick
“We have the power to do any damn fool thing we want to do, and we seem to do it about every 10 minutes.” ~J. William Fulbright
“You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.” ~Laurence J. Peter
"There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex. They should draw the line at goats." ~Elton John

And before you go, here are some quotes from the greatest Pirate on EARTH...Captain Jack Sparrow!

"Well that's just...maddeningly unhelpful."
"I've got a jar of dirt, I've got a jar of dirt, I've got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it!"
"But WHY is the rum gone?"
"Why should I side with any of you? Four of you have tried to kill me in the past...one of you succeeded."
"Will...nice hat."
"So there is a curse...that's interesting."
"Now we're being followed by rocks. Never heard of that one before."
"Ladies! Will you please shut it? Listen to me. Yes, I lied to you. No, I don't love you. Of course it makes you look fat. I've never been to Brussels. It is pronounced "egregious". By the way, no, I've never met Pizzaro but I love his pies. And all of this pales to utter insignificance in light of the fact that my ship is once again gone. Savvy?"
"Why is the rum ALWAYS gone?! -stands, staggers- Oh. That's why."
"Er, Mr Gibbs...I feel sullied and unusual."
"Guard the boat, mind the tide...don't touch my dirt."

PAIRINGS OF AWESOMENESS!!:

If you support yaoi/yuri in general, copy this into your profile!
Harry Potter Pairings:
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If you support Weasleycest, copy this into your profile!
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Naruto Pairings:
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If you support Gaara/Naruto, copy this into your profile!
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Death Note Pairings:
If you support L/Raito (L/Light), copy this into your profile!
Vampire Knight Pairings:
If you support Zero/Kaname, copy this into your profile!
If you support Zero/Yuuki, copy this into your profile

Yay stupidity of life!
If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up stairs, copy this into your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you think that only losers hate/don't get Harry Potter copy this into your profile.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, why aren't two mooses meese, or if two foots are feet, why arn't two footballs feetball? People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy this and put it in your profile.
If, with no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.
If there are times where you annoy people just for the fun of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been pushed into an ice-cold pool, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you always knew Snape was GOOD, copy this into your profile.
"A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and paste if you're a Ninja!
If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile!
Ninty-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with fitting in and being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy and paste this into you profile, and add your name to the list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crayzy Billie Joel Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, arnoldtehefemalepurplepygmypuff, BUBBLES93, Fred kissed George, xkidrogue.
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the eight percent laughing your arse off.
98 percent of fanfiction writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' If you're one of the 2 percent that wants to punch 'em, put this in your profile.
If you are a pyromaniac and also love Kingdom Hearts, and as such think Axel rules, copy this into your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
If you have ever done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

A Harry Potter Obituary (do not read if you have not read all of the HP books)
Sirius Orion Black - Not dead, only gone. Padfoot lives on!
Remus John Lupin - I hope you live a full afterlife.
James Potter - You are missed, even if you are a total prat.
Lily Evans - A wonderful person, even though you broke Severus' heart.
Albus Dumbledore - May there be Acid Pops in heaven.
Fred Weasley - How will poor Georgie cope without you?
Dobby - May you be showered with socks on the other side.
Severus Tobias Snape - Brave and loyal until the very end.
Alastor "Mad-Eye" Moody - The best Auror ever known.
Nymphadora Tonks - You died fighting.

SAD:
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
Repost this if you think homophobia is wrong.