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Author has written 26 stories for Artemis Fowl, Host, Phantom of the Opera, and House, M.D.. You've obviously made a mistake by coming to this particular profile. But now that you're here, stick around for awhile. Take a poll, visit the pretty links, read the stories. You might come across something to spark your fancy. Name: Evelyn (Evie, Ev, Evey, Eve, etc.) Gender: Because I'm sure there are lots of males named Evelyn out there. -sarcasm- Age: Old enough. About my avatar: I'm in the San Francisco Girls Chorus (which recently sang at the Inauguration. :D) and I sing First Alto - thus "Alto One" is written on my forearm with black Sharpie. Done at Chorus Camp. Prevalent Fandom: Artemis Fowl. Other fandoms: House, M.D., Phantom of the Opera, Howl's Moving Castle, and The Host. Favorite Books: Artemis Fowl, Howl's Moving Castle, The Host, Harry Potter, Twilight. Favorite Bands: My Chemical Romance. Evanescence Warning!: Read anything from 2007 and early 2008 at your own risk. It's not great, but I keep it for archival purposes. OTPs (Yes, more than one!): Artemis/Holly -- Artemis Fowl. Come ON. It's adorable, how can one ship anything else? House/Cameron -- House, M.D. Utter perfection. They want each other, and you KNOW it. Howl/Sophie -- Howl's Moving Castle. Book and movie versions are completely different, but they're both lovely. Ian/Wanda -- The Host He's insanely sweet, and pwns Jared (and Edward, for that matter) to no end. Erik/Christine -- Phantom of the Opera. Heh. What can I say, the relationship is pretty! -twitch- Jacob/Leah -- Twilight. YES. That's all I have to say. Sweeney (Or Benjamin)/Mrs. Lovett -- Sweeney Todd. Because they are (insane)ly cute together! Harry/Hermione -- Harry Potter. I don't care if I'm delusional. They're amazing. James/Lily -- Harry Potter. Yayyyyy! I love them together, they're so cute! (And parallel Artemis/Holly... :X) Voldemort/Bellatrix -- Harry Potter. EVOL IS GOOD! Approval: Root/Vinyáya. Trouble/Juliet. Holly/Juliet. -- Artemis Fowl The Cullen couples. Charlie/Sue. Garrett/Kate. -- Twilight Neville/Ginny. Draco/Ginny. Ron/Luna. Remus/Tonks. -- Harry Potter Melanie/Jared. Kyle/Jodi/Sunny. -- The Host Never: Artemis/Minerva -- Artemis Fowl. I don't hate her. But I don't like her, and definitely notthis pairing. Trouble/Holly. -- Artemis Fowl. Random, much? No. House/Stacy.-- House, M.D. UGH. Honestly, does ANYONE like them together? Does anyone like HER? House/Cuddy. -- House, M.D. NONONO I love Cuddy, don't get me wrong, she's epic. But they should stick to flirting and arguing, not getting together. Jared/Wanda. -- The Host. He and Mel are better, and he's a real jerk to Wanda. =/ Raoul/Christine. -- The Phantom of the Opera. Raoul annoys me. Jacob/Bella. -- Twilight. I LOVE their friend relationship. Jacob/Renesmee. -- Twilight. Yuck yuck yuck. Sweeney/Lucy. -- Sweeney Todd. NO. Harry/Ginny. -- Harry Potter. -stabs Ginny- Snape/Lily. -- Harry Potter. stabs Snape- Ron/Hermione. --Harry Potter. -stabs SELF- What almighty I read and write: I love romance; whether it be fluffy or angst ridden, I'll read it as long as it's a couple I approve of and it's decently written. Occasionally, I'll read something other than romance or my favorite couples. About reviews/flames: "great job"s are nice, but I prefer critique or a constructive review on why you liked/didn't like my writing. And, if you flame me, I don't mind in the least and will actually take it into serious consideration as long as it's about something relating to myactual writing, not the pairing or something as silly as that. It just shows how stupid you are. And if it's about grammar, I will laugh quite a bit. Just a warning: copy and paste doesn't work on me, so if you want to "insult" me, personallyis the best way to go. And PLEASE do it correctly, as in, with proper spelling and grammar. Example of a good flame: "Your story honestly made me sick to the stomach. The characterization is the worst I've ever seen and your writing style really manages to convey how stupid you are. Please, for everyone's sake, just don't write anymore." Example of a terrible flame: "yur story suxs u shuld dye 4 rittin dis arty wuld never luv holly he belongs to MINERVA so axept dat. yur spelin is so teribel omg pleez dont rite n e mor." Now that you've, eh, furthered yourself by reading this, check out the stories below. Your assignment: read and review. | |||||||||||||
1. Cyan reviewsWilson buys a lovely new tie. What happens when House notices Cameron noticing it? Pure Hameron fluff, rated T for some mild sexual situations.House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-23-09 - G. House & A. Cameron - Complete2. Elevators reviewsHouse decides to avoid clinic hours by harassing Cameron. Throw in a slow elevator, and you get some... tension. Not bad tension, of course. House/Cameron pairing.House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-8-09 - G. House & A. Cameron - Complete3. The Scrapbook » reviewsA collection of short one-shots/ficlets. Mostly romantic and A/H, though I there are other pairings like H/T, A/M, J/H, etc. Nmbr 8 up - Juliet thinks puberty has given Artemis a vanity streak, because he's always looking in mirrors. Why is this? A/HArtemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,072 - Reviews: 66 - Updated: 3-2-09 - Published: 1-6-094. Dreaming reviewsMany years separate me from that night—that fateful night oh so long ago. In a time so distant it barely seems real. A past life, maybe. Or the phantom of one." Christine dreams every night of that past life, contemplating on her Angel of Music. C/PPhantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-21-09 - Complete5. Body vs Beauty reviewsIan knows the difference between Melanie and Wanda - even when they share a body. He knows it is Wanda he loves, and justifies his answer. My first piece for The Host, and my first sonnet.Host - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-13-09 - Ian O. & Wanda - Complete6. The Raven and the Dove reviewsTheir true colors are perfectly coordinated, making them a perfect match. She looks from afar, trying to find a single imperfection within the flawless pairing, and realizes that in their case, it's not actually what's inside that counts. AH AMArtemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-1-09 - Artemis F. & Holly S. - Complete7. Pondering reviewsHe ponders over many things... but mainly her. Three drabble-like sections inspired by three amazing songs. AH in my mind, but it doesn't have to be.Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-5-08 - Artemis F. - Complete8. I'll meet your eyes, I mean this forever reviewsPost-TTP. Artemis, thinking of what he did, starts to feel the guilt he's buried deep from all the wrongs he's done to Holly. Holly comes at precisely the wrong moment, and gets more than she bargained for. Serious conversation ensures. Some AH.Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,594 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 9-7-08 - Artemis F. & Holly S. - Complete9. The Aphrodite Scandal » reviewsBecause she is bored, Aphrodite sends Cupid to shoot his arrows. However, it seems like she's seen everything before. So when she finds a totally unique relationship, she decides to play with it. Chaos and drama ensured. Better summary inside. AH AMArtemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,890 - Reviews: 89 - Updated: 8-12-08 - Published: 12-4-07 - Artemis F. & Holly S.10. Sunset reviewsHe wants the sun, and he wants her. He can't have either of them. AHArtemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-23-08 - Artemis F. & Holly S. - Complete11. Gone reviewsThey have not yet returned, and every day I have to live with the fact that my stupidity is why I can’t have him yet." Minerva contemplates on her impatience for Artemis to return, and why he's so important to her. 100 words. AMArtemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 3-23-08 - Artemis F. & Minerva P. - Complete12. Fences reviews[songfic] Third in my songfic series, Riot! Artemis and Holly are supposed to be demonstrating fairyhuman cooperation, but there's a catch...THE SONG FENCES IS OWNED MY PARAMORE, NOT ME. And Artemis Fowl is owned my Eoin Colfer. [You'll go out in style]Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-6-07 - Artemis F. & Holly S. - Complete13. Let the Flames Begin reviews[songfic] [AH] To Paramore's song Let the Flames Begin. Second in Riot!, my series of sonfics. Sort of hard to explain, but it's from Arty's POV. Talks about his and Holly's relationship. Rated because it has a little bit of dark!ness.Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-29-07 - Artemis F. & Holly S. - Complete14. Misery Business reviews[Songfic] [AH] [Not for AM lovers] First in my series of songfic, Riot! Holly's reflection on a certain Mud Girl genius. She LOVES to gloat. Holly, that is. To Paramore's song Misery Business. Rated for language.Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 9-19-07 - Holly S. & Artemis F. - Complete15. Randomness » reviewsTitle self explanitory. Funny, I hope. Rated T for a few reasons. Err, you might not want to read if you adore Minerva...Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 9-10-07 - Published: 7-11-07 - Artemis F. & Holly S.16. Untouchable and Other Pabbles reviewsPabbles are a cross between poems and drabbles. A whole bunch of random pabbles relating to AF. Mainly random ideas that popped into my head that I put down on paper. Have fun!Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-22-0717. Of Roses and Kisses reviewsYes, a Valentine's day fic in the middle of July. Lot's of fluff. Artemis gives roses to the females in his life, and recieves something in return.Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 41 - Published: 7-16-07 - Artemis F. & Holly S. - Complete18. Artemis Fowl and the Scroll of Unity » reviewsPreviously called Artemis Fowl and the Destined Love. AFHP crossover. Spoilers! Post TLC HBP, pre DH . There is a scroll that can unify the world and Arty and Holly must save the world again. See profile for full summary [Adventure] [Romance] [AH]Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,267 - Reviews: 58 - Updated: 6-26-07 - Published: 4-19-07 - Artemis F. & Holly S.19. Dreams of Two Girls » reviewsArtemis has been dreanming a lot lately, especially about two particular girls. . HollyArtemis some MinervaArtemis. More HA, of course. I might change rating later. SPOILERSArtemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 6-16-07 - Published: 5-3-07 - Artemis F. & Holly S.20. He's a Very Smart Boy reviewsDrabble about how smart Artemis is. This is really different from my other stories, mainly becouse it isn't a romance.Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-11-07 - Artemis F. - Complete21. Birthday Licks reviewsWhat Holly and Artemis do when she visits him on his birthday. Random drabble like thing. They're quite OOC, so I'm sorry. Done when I was bored.Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 5-31-07 - Artemis F. & Holly S. - Complete22. Who Would You Rather Date reviewsButler and Juliet question Artemis and Holly on who they would rather date. Small AH. Something random that I came up with. TRIVIA CLOSED! WINNERS ARE XxTotallyObsessedxX and Serenity Cathedral a.k.a. Serena429. It was too easy.Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 5-27-07 - Artemis F. & Holly S. - Complete23. 11:30 at the Ancient Oak reviewsWhat happens when Holly and Artemis agree to meet at that special oak tree? Will anything...happen? TLC spoilers AHArtemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 47 - Published: 5-18-07 - Artemis F. & Holly S. - Complete24. I Could Have Loved Her reviewsI could have loved her. But things changed. I changed... A poem that I wrote. Doesn't rhyme but it's poetry just the same. Artemis talks about how he could have loved Minerva, but why he doesn't. Artemis's POVArtemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 5-8-07 - Artemis F. & Holly S. - Complete25. The Day Juliet Wanted to Beat Something Up reviewsWeird drabble about how Juliet really wanted to beat something up one day. Unless you read TLC, you won't know who Minerva is. 214 words!Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 5-1-07 - Juliet B. - Complete26. Artemis Fowl and the High School Incident » reviewsArtemis Fowl goes to high school, but it's not what he expected. His classes suck as expected but then there's a murder and Artemis Fowl is blamed! So Artemis must call on his fairy friends to help him clear his name. AH On hold for the moment! Sorry.Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 4-28-07 - Published: 4-9-07 - Artemis F. & Holly S.
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