| XxEviexX |
Author has written 27 stories for Artemis Fowl, Host, Phantom of the Opera, House, M.D., and Harry Potter. You've obviously made a mistake by coming to this particular profile. But now that you're here, stick around for awhile. You might come across something to spark your fancy. Name: Evelyn, but I like Evie :) Gender: Because I'm sure there are lots of males named Evelyn out there. -sarcasm- Age: A lot older now than I was when I first started out on this site Prevalent Fandom: Artemis Fowl. :D Favorite shows: Law and Order SVU, House MD Favorite books: (No particular order) Harry Potter series (JKR), Artemis Fowl series (EC), The Host (SM), Stephanie Plum series (JE), and there are many more that I can't think about right now Warning!: Read anything from 2007 and early 2008 at your own risk. It's not great, but I keep it for archival purposes. Apology!: I'm sure you've all realized by now that all chaptered fics are abandoned ^_^ It just isn't me. I'll be sticking to oneshots. OTPs (Yes, more than one!): Artemis/Holly -- Artemis Fowl. James/Lily -- Harry Potter. Like: Root/Vinyáya. Trouble/Juliet. Mulch/Juliet. -- Artemis Fowl Harry/Hermione. Voldemort/Bellatrix. Neville/Ginny. Draco/Ginny. Draco/Hermione. Ron/Luna. Remus/Tonks. -- Harry Potter Cameron/House -- House MD Benson/Stabler -- SVU Jacob/Leah. Bella/Edward. Bella/Jacob. The Cullen couples. Charlie/Sue. Garrett/Kate. -- Twilight Ian/Wanda. Melanie/Jared. Kyle/Jodi/Sunny. -- The Host Dislike: Artemis/Minerva. Trouble/Holly. -- Artemis Fowl. House/Stacy. House/Cuddy. -- House, M.D. Jared/Wanda. -- The Host. Jacob/Renesmee. -- Twilight. Ron/Hermione. Harry/Ginny. Snape/Lily. -- Harry Potter What I read and write: I love romance; whether it be fluffy or angst ridden, I'll read it as long as it's a couple I approve of and it's decently written. Occasionally, I'll read something other than romance or my favorite couples. Now that you've, eh, furthered yourself by reading this, check out the stories below. Your assignment: read and review. | |||||||||
1. Through the Years reviewsSeverus Snape reflects on Lily Evans and their changing relationship throughout the years. One-sided S/L, mentions of L/J.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-15-10 - Severus S. & Lily Evans P.2. The Scrapbook » reviewsA collection of short one-shots/ficlets. Mostly A/H, though many ships explored: AM, HT, JH, FH, etc. Nmbr 10 up: He gazes down at her. "Raine." She smiles warmly. "Julius." 9 and 10 contain Atlantis Complex spoilers.Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,557 - Reviews: 83 - Updated: 8-18-10 - Published: 1-6-093. Cyan reviewsWilson buys a lovely new tie. What happens when House notices Cameron noticing it? Pure Hameron fluff, rated T for some mild sexual situations.House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-23-09 - G. House & A. Cameron - Complete4. Elevators reviewsHouse decides to avoid clinic hours by harassing Cameron. Throw in a slow elevator, and you get some... tension. Not bad tension, of course. House/Cameron pairing.House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-8-09 - G. House & A. Cameron - Complete5. Dreaming reviewsMany years separate me from that night—that fateful night oh so long ago. In a time so distant it barely seems real. A past life, maybe. Or the phantom of one." Christine dreams every night of that past life, contemplating on her Angel of Music. C/PPhantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-21-09 - Complete6. Body vs Beauty reviewsIan knows the difference between Melanie and Wanda - even when they share a body. He knows it is Wanda he loves, and justifies his answer. My first piece for The Host, and my first sonnet.Host - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 2-13-09 - Ian O. & Wanderer/Wanda - Complete7. The Raven and the Dove reviewsTheir true colors are perfectly coordinated, making them a perfect match. She looks from afar, trying to find a single imperfection within the flawless pairing, and realizes that in their case, it's not actually what's inside that counts. AH AMArtemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 1-1-09 - Artemis F. & Holly S. - Complete8. Pondering reviewsHe ponders over many things... but mainly her. Three drabble-like sections inspired by three amazing songs. AH in my mind, but it doesn't have to be.Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-5-08 - Artemis F. - Complete9. I'll meet your eyes, I mean this forever reviewsPost-TTP. Artemis, thinking of what he did, starts to feel the guilt he's buried deep from all the wrongs he's done to Holly. Holly comes at precisely the wrong moment, and gets more than she bargained for. Serious conversation ensures. Some AH.Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,594 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 9-7-08 - Artemis F. & Holly S. - Complete10. The Aphrodite Scandal » reviewsBecause she is bored, Aphrodite sends Cupid to shoot his arrows. However, it seems like she's seen everything before. So when she finds a totally unique relationship, she decides to play with it. Chaos and drama ensured. Better summary inside. AH AMArtemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,890 - Reviews: 97 - Updated: 8-12-08 - Published: 12-4-07 - Artemis F. & Holly S.11. Sunset reviewsHe wants the sun, and he wants her. He can't have either of them. AHArtemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-23-08 - Artemis F. & Holly S. - Complete12. Gone reviewsThey have not yet returned, and every day I have to live with the fact that my stupidity is why I can't have him yet." Minerva contemplates on her impatience for Artemis to return, and why he's so important to her. 100 words. AMArtemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 3-23-08 - Artemis F. & Minerva P. - Complete13. Fences reviewssongfic Third in my songfic series, Riot! Artemis and Holly are supposed to be demonstrating fairyhuman cooperation, but there's a catch...THE SONG FENCES IS OWNED MY PARAMORE, NOT ME. And Artemis Fowl is owned my Eoin Colfer. You'll go out in styleArtemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 10-6-07 - Artemis F. & Holly S. - Complete14. Let the Flames Begin reviewssongfic AH To Paramore's song Let the Flames Begin. Second in Riot!, my series of sonfics. Sort of hard to explain, but it's from Arty's POV. Talks about his and Holly's relationship. Rated because it has a little bit of dark!ness.Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 9-29-07 - Artemis F. & Holly S. - Complete15. Misery Business reviewsSongfic AH Not for AM lovers First in my series of songfic, Riot! Holly's reflection on a certain Mud Girl genius. She LOVES to gloat. Holly, that is. To Paramore's song Misery Business. Rated for language.Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 9-19-07 - Holly S. & Artemis F. - Complete16. Randomness » reviewsTitle self explanitory. Funny, I hope. Rated T for a few reasons. Err, you might not want to read if you adore Minerva...Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 9-10-07 - Published: 7-11-07 - Artemis F. & Holly S.17. Untouchable and Other Pabbles reviewsPabbles are a cross between poems and drabbles. A whole bunch of random pabbles relating to AF. Mainly random ideas that popped into my head that I put down on paper. Have fun!Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-22-0718. Of Roses and Kisses reviewsYes, a Valentine's day fic in the middle of July. Lot's of fluff. Artemis gives roses to the females in his life, and recieves something in return.Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 43 - Published: 7-16-07 - Artemis F. & Holly S. - Complete19. Artemis Fowl and the Scroll of Unity » reviewsPreviously called Artemis Fowl and the Destined Love. AFHP crossover. Spoilers! Post TLC HBP, pre DH . There is a scroll that can unify the world and Arty and Holly must save the world again. See profile for full summary Adventure Romance AHArtemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,267 - Reviews: 63 - Updated: 6-26-07 - Published: 4-19-07 - Artemis F. & Holly S.20. Dreams of Two Girls » reviewsArtemis has been dreanming a lot lately, especially about two particular girls. . HollyArtemis some MinervaArtemis. More HA, of course. I might change rating later. SPOILERSArtemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 6-16-07 - Published: 5-3-07 - Artemis F. & Holly S.21. He's a Very Smart Boy reviewsDrabble about how smart Artemis is. This is really different from my other stories, mainly becouse it isn't a romance.Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-11-07 - Artemis F. - Complete22. Birthday Licks reviewsWhat Holly and Artemis do when she visits him on his birthday. Random drabble like thing. They're quite OOC, so I'm sorry. Done when I was bored.Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 5-31-07 - Artemis F. & Holly S. - Complete23. Who Would You Rather Date reviewsButler and Juliet question Artemis and Holly on who they would rather date. Small AH. Something random that I came up with. TRIVIA CLOSED! WINNERS ARE XxTotallyObsessedxX and Serenity Cathedral a.k.a. Serena429. It was too easy.Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 5-27-07 - Artemis F. & Holly S. - Complete24. 11:30 at the Ancient Oak reviewsWhat happens when Holly and Artemis agree to meet at that special oak tree? Will anything...happen? TLC spoilers AHArtemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 50 - Published: 5-18-07 - Artemis F. & Holly S. - Complete25. I Could Have Loved Her reviewsI could have loved her. But things changed. I changed... A poem that I wrote. Doesn't rhyme but it's poetry just the same. Artemis talks about how he could have loved Minerva, but why he doesn't. Artemis's POVArtemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 5-8-07 - Artemis F. & Holly S. - Complete26. The Day Juliet Wanted to Beat Something Up reviewsWeird drabble about how Juliet really wanted to beat something up one day. Unless you read TLC, you won't know who Minerva is. 214 words!Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 5-1-07 - Juliet B. - Complete27. Artemis Fowl and the High School Incident » reviewsArtemis Fowl goes to high school, but it's not what he expected. His classes suck as expected but then there's a murder and Artemis Fowl is blamed! So Artemis must call on his fairy friends to help him clear his name. AH On hold for the moment! Sorry.Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 4-28-07 - Published: 4-9-07 - Artemis F. & Holly S.