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since: 07-06-07, id: 1318741, Profile Updated: 11-30-08
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Author has written 11 stories for Harry Potter, Hannah Montana, Hoot, Twilight, D N Angel, and Batman.

NOTE: I USED TO BE DRAGON SLAYER 4 EVA. I AM NO LONGER THAT!!

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1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

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OMG, call me slow, but i just got that they were being sarcastic...hehe.

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1. Harry
Scripts for a half hour "TV" show taking place between the events of BOOK SEVEN and the EPILOGUE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,544 - Published: 3-7-09
2. Calling Card reviews
Why so serious?
Batman - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-27-08
3. Landscape reviews
It started with the landscape, and ended with a kiss. Yaoi SatoDai
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-23-08 - Daisuke N. & Satoshi H. - Complete
4. Lemme Look Into Your Eyes: REWRITE »
This is the rewritten version of Lemme Look Into Your Eyes, so I will make the story line smoother, and edits, etc. Miley is Hannah Montana, and only her close friends know that, but will the world find out? Worse, Luann is up to something. Oh the drama!
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,984 - Published: 9-4-08
5. Till Death Do We Part reviews
ONESHOT - Jacob comes to crash Bella's wedding. What more can I say? - this one is to see if I can rile up the Twilight, Team Cullen, fans! Haha, so far it's working!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-1-08 - Complete
6. The Sorting Hats New Songs » reviews
A collection of Sorting Hat songs I wrote. There are to be three, more may be added.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-7-08 - Published: 3-21-08 - Complete
7. Next Door » reviews
COMPLETE! Read it. When the JoBros move in next door to Miley Stewart, after their relationship with her last summer, everything is twsited, warped and....idk. still, read!
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 8,434 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 3-17-08 - Published: 9-15-07 - Complete
8. Hopefully You Don't Need Me » reviews
Roy wants to be more then friends with Beatrice, then she is attacked at a party. What will happen when this sparks a chain of events? Currently rated T, subject to change. WRITTEN WITH: Havah Kinny.
Hoot - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,135 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 3-5-08 - Published: 2-3-08
9. When You Wished You Weren't The Star » reviews
Chapter 5 is Up! Jake sees a shooting star, and wishes he were normal. What trouble will come, and will he ever get his real life back? Created by: ForbiddenxMelody. PLEASE READ AND REVIEW, much better then the summery.
Hannah Montana - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,923 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 12-24-07 - Published: 10-26-07
10. Let Go: A Ficlit » reviews
Nothing is what it seems. HHr. A Happy Fluffish story. Read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,016 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 9-12-07 - Published: 7-10-07 - Complete
11. Lemme Look Into Your Eyes » reviews
Miley is Hannah Montana, and only her close friends know that, but will the world find out. Worse, Luanne is up to something. Malibu may never be the same. nick.miley.jake love triangle, with lily.oliver
Hannah Montana - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 6,693 - Reviews: 53 - Updated: 9-11-07 - Published: 8-13-07 - Complete
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