PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE! All my readers. Read the following:

I am in the process of deleting all of my old stories and coming out with newer and better ones. More Fem!Naru and better quality of writing. SINCE I'VE LEARNED A LOT. I AM NOT abandoning my account in ANY way shape or form. I just thought I'd start out with newer and better fics since I can't continue my old ones. The fics that are staying are:

99.9 Percent Guaranteed

Narubob Rasenganpants

AND

My completed fics (NOT including oneshots).

Yeah, which means I'm going to be coming out with better stories! In Cell Seven, is going to be the one I first come out with, because I started it, hated it and deleted it, but I think the idea has potential...so we'll see.

NOTICE: YES I'M BACK, BACK AGAIN. YEAH I'M BACK. BACK AGAIN!

To my friends I'm known as Asplosion Rainbow, Rai-chan, and Hey You. You can call me Tarra.

Gender: LOL. Well I think I'm a girl...'.

Age: Well I am -CENSORED- years old.

What I Like To Do: Being Random, making puns about toaster strudel, writing fan fiction, making Sasuke seem like a bastard, hit my brother with text books.

Sexuality: Straight. Yeah...

Backround: Irish, Chinese, Cuban. (My STEP-grandma is Japanese though, and my Great-step-uncle collects ninja swords.) Sadly I know more Japanese than Chinese- I blame T.V.

lol.

THIS PERSON HAS EXPERIENCED DEJAMOO

You: WTF's DejaMoo?

Me: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

What I Love

Naruto

Yaoi, BL, Shonenai.

Death Note

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Naruto

Gaara (@.@)

Neopets (8D)

PARINGS I LOVE

SasuNaru- Can't imagine Sasuke with anyone else.

GaaNaru- Can't imagine Gaara with anyone else.

NejiNaru: I have seen the light of that is Neji!

LeeSaku- Can't explain it...

KaKaIru- DUH! Who doesn't like the Scarecrow and Dolphin pairing? Okay maybe YOU don't but I do!

HinaKiba- Awww... They're such a sweet couple

NaruHina: Err.. It's not as top as Gaara and Sasuke because I can picture her with Kiba easier. But I still appreciate the couple lots!

NejiTen- Well, it's a bit awkward pairing but who else is Neji going to be paired with?

ShikaTema- OMG DON'T GET ME STARTED! They are meant to be!

ItaNaru- O.O

AsuKure- Well... You can't exactly NOT like this couple! Canon pairings, FTW.

NaruHarem- Sweet, but the Harem CANNOT include Sakura. -shudder-

ShikaNaru- I have an odd attraction to this couple...

SaiNaru- MY FAVORITE COUPLE AS OF LATE!

Previews Of Stories To Come (STEAL MY IDEAS, YOU DIE!!)

In Cell Seven- Naruto. Framed by Orochimaru and sentenced to five years with no chance of parole. What happens when he shares a cell with a rapist, a murderer, a burglar, and a crooked cop? Well you'll have to find out!

If Only I was Him- Sai wishes to be Sasuke, so she sent him to a world where he was Sasuke, but it turned out things were different than he wanted it.

Warm Oblivion- Captain Uchiha leaned closer to the trembling young lady, she tried to run but the chains kept her there. His eyes gleamed with amusement, "How much?" he asked the shop keeper.(Fem!Naruto)

Secrets That You Find- "I don't see why I shouldn't just kill you right here, right now, now that you know our secret." Sasuke Uchiha said. "Oh no! Please I'll do anything you want!" a terrified Naruto Uzumaki cried out. Sasuke smirked, "Anything you say?" (Slave-fic)