Formerly known as Demon-sanLK511 or whatever XD

Name: Jason

Age: 17 going on 18 in a few months.

Hobbies: lots.

Likes: I like a lot of things.

Dislikes:i dislike a lot of things as well.

Dreams: One day I hope to become a great ninja, have a wife, 2 kids, protect Nippon, ultimately become its president, and bring in a new era of peace.

Stories:

Forever I'll Love You.

The Criminal.

Malicious One.

The Infected: Naruto Uzumaki (Will NOT be re-posted. Didn't like the way it came out, and has been abolished. It was not abandoned, a 1 chapter story can't be abandoned)

The Prototype Legacy: Naruto Namikaze (Regrettably, on a hiatus)

Naruto: Nature's Blessing:

(1)http://orin.deviantart.com/art/Naruto-Weathered-63909386

(2)http://orin.deviantart.com/art/Naruto-Within-63147299

(3)http://orin.deviantart.com/art/Naruto-and-Lee-65924142

Kyuubi's look

http://orin.deviantart.com/art/Kyuubi-Feeling-like-a-Woman-95623751

Translators: Well, i frequently use different translators. Like for Phonetic Jaanese (Romaji) i use http://www.freedict.com/ and select English to Japanese, or http://www.englishjapaneseonlinedictionary.com/ and choose whichever. For other translations, so it would be readable in the origin of language, i use http://babelfish.yahoo.com/translate_txt and http://translate.google.com

Update: 1/26/12

So I'm working on Naruto: Nature's Blessing, I'm thinking on how I want to do the fight scenes. Naruto is OBVIOUSLY gonna win the fight with kiba. But other then that, I am getting another idea for a story. I MIGHT post it, along with a surprise if you were a fan of me from WAY back in the day.

BIG UPDATE THAT WILL STAY HERE FOREVER AND EVER TO ALL MY FAITHFUL SUBSCRIBERS!!

For the record, if i havent updated the story in 2 weeks, it's nothing to worry about. 3 weeks, not so much. a month, if you want, message me and find out the details. 2 months, there's something wrong, and i would like you to message me and find out the details immediatly.

END OF BIG UPDATE THAT WILL STAY HERE FOREVER AND EVER TO ALL MY FAITHFUL SUBSCRIBERS!!

I like T.V. i also like to read ._. my reading level is really shocking for my age. i'm (Insert Age Here) with the reading level of a 48 year old O_O. when i was 6 in kindergarten i was reading and FULLY UNDERSTANDING 5th grade books. when i was in 3rd grade my reading level was that of a Senior college student. now i'm a freshman in high school and i have the reading level of a 48 year old.

And i agree with most people, Haku should have been a girl. bottom line. Which is why she'll be a girl in my story "The Criminal". And you probably know wh's gonna get with her xD. Actually, she'll be a girl in all my stories.

Why did they name the show Bleach, Bleach when they don't even use the stuff for there clothes? and also, there is no character named bleach. if you ask me, the show should be called Ichigo, or Shinigami, or Death God. Something that actually RELATES to the show.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list.The Fifth Rider of Armageddon,AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Novemberscorpion110388, Pinksakurablossom, Angelgirl18647, Winter Gallowsraven, Echizen Ryoma-san, Zaara the black, Dragoon321, Ranpuryu, Inazuma Kanji, The Fifth Rider of Armageddon, Yakurenazea,

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Finch told them it was uncool to breathe. If you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off at them, copy this and paste it to your profile.

If you think Masashi Kishimoto is ruining Naruto and agree, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. The Fifth Rider of Armageddon, Hiroshima Namikaze, Zaara the black, desuta, Reikson, D-reaper X-20, blackstardragon624, chinoodin, The Silver Blossom, RasenganFin, Raidentensho, Knives91, Kingkakashi, DarkSamuraiX1999, THE HEE-HO KING, Wirespeed91, Naruto 21, GraityTheWizard, GuyverZero, durwin, Hakkyou no Yami, VFSNAKE, Yakurenazea,

Naruto for Rokudaime Hokage! If you also want Naruto to succeed Tsunade as the next Hokage, then copy and paste this to your profile page, and add your name to the list! Help Naruto achieve his dream!:KinKitsune01, adngo714, Temari Sabaku Nara, Unices, DemonTwins-Ichigo-Makuri, GrimmKitty94, The Fifth Rider of Armageddon, Yakurenazea,

Fanfiction survey (Gotten from Zendura, a very good writer. CHECK HIM OUT!! And not in the perverse way.)

How many fanfictions do you have submitted?

6

Which one has the most reviews?

The Criminal

Least?

Forever I'll Love You

Which fanfiction has the most words?

The Criminal

Which fanfiction has the most chapters?

The Criminal

What category are the majority of your fanfictions in?

Naruto

What do you like most in reviews: Quality or Quanity?

Quality

Have any of your fanfictions made it into at least one C2?

The Criminal/Malicious One/Forever I'll Love You/Naruto: Natures Blessing

Are any of your fanfictions on at least one person's favorites list?

Forever I'll Love You: 8, The Criminal: 53, Malicious One: 64, The Infected: Naruto Uzumaki: 12, The Prototype Legacy: Naruto Namikaze: 16, Naruto: Natures Blessing: 76

Are any of your fanfictions on at least one person's alert list?

Forever I'll Love You: 2, The Criminal: 46, Malicious One: 95, The Infected: Naruto Uzumaki: 12, The Prototype Legacy: Naruto Namikaze: 15, Naruto: Natures Blessing: 103

What genre do you most frequently write in?f

Romance

Do you leave comments before and after a chapter?

Yes

Do you update frequently?

Try too. I havent recently because i've been REEEEEEALLY busy o.o

Do you frequently use original characters?

I will be using my character Kazuki Santōryū on occassions, he is, after all, one of the main characters in my story, The Criminal. I will also be using Andrew, A.K.A, Greed in most stories with Kazuki. And by the way, as you may wind up reading, friends call him Ahndehru. If you call him that and your not a friend, he will kill you. Very, very, slowly.

Some of the character's i'll be using in the fic Malicious One are other people's OC's

Are any of your fanfictions based on things that happened to you in real life?

Nope.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you hate back stabbers, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would LOVE to know how Naruto's going to end, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are perverted and proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever done something completely stupid for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

if you watch abriged series of videogames or t.v. copy and paste this on you account and list your name

Hokage of Dragons, Yakurenazea

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine.

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

You have strange nicknames and can tell a detailed story about how you got them.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

The Stupid Test! Teehee. (put an x next to the one that is you, than in the end, add up all of the x's. if you have 18 or less, than u r not stupid.) p.s. this is not a real test, just something for fun!

() Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.

() Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.

(x) You have run into a glass/screen door.

() You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

(x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

~total= 2~

(x) You have run into a tree.

(x) It IS possible to lick your elbow

() You just tried to lick your elbow.

() You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm.

() You just tried to sing them.

(x) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

(x) You have choked on your own spit. (My sister did. Then she started singing this random song she called "Don't start choking on saliva" o.o Very dissturbing)

() You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.

() You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice

() You just looked at it.

() Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it.

(x) People have called you slow.

~total so far= 7~

(x) You have accidentally caught something on fire

(x) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.

(x) You have caught yourself drooling.

() You’ve fallen asleep in class

(x) If someone says “fart” you laugh.

() You just laughed.

~total so far= 11~

(x) Sometimes you just stop thinking

(x) You tell a story and forget what you were talking about

(x) People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you

(x) You are often told to use your “inside voice”.

(x) You use your fingers to do simple math.

~total so far= 16~

() You have eaten a bug.

(x) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important

() You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it

(x) You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc.

~total so far= 18~

() You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.

(x) You break a lot of things.

(x) Your friends know not to use big words around you

(x) You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused

(X) You have fallen out of your chair before

(x) When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling

~Total all together= 23~

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Girls are like hobo's. After a while, they get annoying and won't leave you alone.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

Life isn't passing me by, it’s trying to run me over.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?

As you make your way through this hectic world of ours, set aside a few minutes each day. At the end of the year, you'll have a couple of days saved up.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how you did it.

Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out

Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I loved you. I was doing fine till I ran out of stars.

To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world

It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional...

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

I'm not random, i just have many tho- OH A SQUIRREL!

· If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?

· What disease did cured ham have?

· Why do we say we “slept like a baby” when babies wake up every hour and a half?

· Why do alarm clocks “go off” when they start making noise?

· Instead of “All things in moderation,” shouldn’t it be “Some things in moderation”?

· Why do we yell “Heads up!” when we should be yelling “Heads down!”?

· Why is it called quicksand when it sucks you down very, very slowly?

· When French people swear, do they say, “Pardon my English”?

· Why is it called the Department of the Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?

· Why are they called marbles if they’re made out of glass?

· If everyone lost five pounds at the same time, would it throw the Earth out of its orbit?

· What color hair do bald men put on their driver’s license?

· How do you know when it’s time to tune your bagpipes?

· How do you throw away a garbage can?

· Why do we put our suits in a garment bag and our garments in a suitcase?

· When two airplanes almost collide, why is it a “near miss”? Shouldn’t it be a “near hit”?

· How can something be both “new” and “improved”?

· Why do we shut up, but quiet down?

· How did the “Keep Off the Grass” sign get there in the first place?

Stereotypes suck! They are so dumb! (some are true though) Not all of these are true about me but are examples, some are really mean!The onees in Bold apply to me

I am “POPULAR”, so I MUST be a rude stuck up brat
I'm AUTISTIC, so I MUST be mean and have no self control
I get STRAIGHT A’S, so I MUST be a weird
I'm a "NERD", so I MUST have mental issues
I am in BAND, so I MUST be a freak
I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST think I'm better
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshiping baby killer
I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish
I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's butt
I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or a suck-up
I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention
I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean
I haven't EVER HAD A BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be a unromantic
I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a BRUNETTE, so I MUST be a smart alec
I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a with a jock boyfriend
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I'm a METHODIST, so I MUST be lazy not caring person
I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports
I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time
I LOVE MY FRIENDS, so I MUST be giving them something
I'm SUSPICIOUS, so I MUST be an arrogant jerk
I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi
I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious
I have ADHD/ADD, so I MUST be a crazy-chick that you can't control.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible
I'm a REPUBLICAN, so I MUST support everything that Bush does
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid and stuck up
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I'm SHORT, so I MUST compensate with something else
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too (I also always call my brother gay even though I know he's not. It just bugs him. And that get's me by in the morning)
I'm IMPULSIVE, so I MUST be an idiot.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be dumb.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be prejudiced.
I WRITE, so I MUST be a loner.
I'm QUIET AND SHY, so I MUST be stuck-up.
I'm AWKWARD AROUND THE OPPOSITE SEX, so I MUST be a pimple-faced teen. (sort of. Depends on who it is.)
I'm FORGETFUL, so I MUST be doing it on purpose.
I sometimes SAY STUPID THINGS, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm TALL, so I MUST be good at basketball and volleyball.
I'm a GYMNAST, so I MUST be a wanna-be cheerleader.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST be hilarious.
I don't HAVE ANY FRIENDS, so I MUST be autistic

Stop sterotypes! Copy this into your bio.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!

1. Hidan

2. Naruto

3. Neji

4. Sasuke

5. Gaara

6. Hinata

7. Tenten

8. Temari

9. Shikamaru

10. Jiraiya

11. Ino

12. Kiba

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Yea

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Im not gay o.o

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Kiba got Temari pregnant? Well, from her experience he's an animal in bed, and gaara now goes on a rage with all his anbu going to kill him o.o

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

yea

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

HELL YEA!

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Non of the above o.o

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? X3

If tenten walked in on Naruto having sex with Kiba, she'd have a major nosebleed and go flying o.o

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
Neji got ahold of Jiraiya's newest Icha Icha paradise book. Now he want's to "Learn" from the best. Nejira. o.o I think i just scared myself there o.o

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

I highly doubt there's a Hidan/Temari, but i think i should just randomely look that up now.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Tenten/Kiba. I could probably do that. "I Can't Go On Anymore." I think thats a cheap ass title, but so what? I don't see you comin up with anything!

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

I think hidan would kill sasuke o.o

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

I dont know.

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Yea probably

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Six/Seven?

I probably would xD GIGGITY!

15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? X3

TOO MANY THINGS!!

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Desert Rose or some shit xD

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Hidan/Hinata/Kiba. Warning: NO LEMON! JUST COMPLETE RANDOM JOKES THAT MIGHT NOT EVEN BE FUNNY!

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

You want me to drag mah sack across your face?

THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? Hidan, Naruto
2. What is your favorite pairing(s)?NaruHina, JiraTsu, ChoIno, ShikaTem, NejiTen, ShizuIru, KakaKure, KureAsu, KakaRin, ObitoRin.
3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? HENTAI FTW!

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? nope

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: nothing. Except a few drawings xD That suck ass xD

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? Tenten xD And Hinata xD
7. NaruHina or KibaHina? NaruHina.
8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SasuSaku

9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7, and Team Gai.
10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) I don't just support it. I guaren-good-god-damn-mother-fuckin-tee it!!
11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? READ THE MANGA! IT'S TRUE!

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? HIDAN FTW Even though he killed Asuma.
13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? pro I guess
14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? Stopped watching it because it was taken to slow, so i read the manga.
15. Have you read all the chapters so far? Yep
16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? yes.

17. Sub or dub? Sub, but i still stopped watching it.

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? pro

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? funny
20. Do you even know who Tobi is? Hell yea

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? eye twitches Uhh neither. He's worse o.o
22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? Rock Lee. HE'S ALREADY HALF WAY THERE!

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? Awesomefulnesstedess.

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? Kiba. Without a doubt. He's too fuckin funny xD

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? Do i even have to ANSWER This?

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? ...

27. Do you like lemons? Not the fruit, The Lemon's in the stories that are rated M: Yes.
28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? Nope.

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? Yep
30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? Yep

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? Yep. 1.

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? Yea. At first they were like "Are you drawing a monkey?" And i said "No it's Kiba" and they were like "From naruto?" And i was like "Yea!" and he was like "Awesome!" and then the teacher yelled at us for screaming o.o stupid substitutes .
33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?' Yep
34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? no.
35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? no.
36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? FUCK YEA!!

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? Nope. Akat leader was already revealed.
38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery. I draw them, but I don't have an account
39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? Not gay.

40. Do you have a Naruto OC? Yep. Kazuki in my story The Criminal. Check it out!

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Maybe o.o

Characters

Favorite: Hidan, Naruto
Least favorite: Masashi Kishimoto. HE COUNT'S!
Crush: Tenten, Hinata, Ino, Temari, Shion, Kurenai, Anko, Haku. (THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY HAKU IS A BOY! GIRL! SHE IS A FUCKING GIRL!!)
Favorite girl: Tenten
Favorite boy: Hidan
Favorite Kage: Kazekage cause he fuckin rocks
Favorite villian: Hidan
Least Favorite Villian: Masashi Kishimoto. HE COUNT'S!
Person most like you: Hidan. We both have a religion, and if you piss me off, i'll fuck you up!!
What you think of Choji: He's cool o.o sometimes o.o
What do you think of Ino: Hot.
What do you thik of Sasuke: Retard who left his village.
What do you think of Lee: HIS FLAMES OF YOUTH BURN BRIGHTLY FOR THE VILLAGE!!
What do you think of Neji: His fate has determined him to be awesome.
What do you think of Naruto: Definetly is going to become hokage...BELIEVE IT!!
What do think of Oro: RUN! IT'S A GAY PEDOPHILE TRYING TO MOLEST YOU!!
What do you think of Sakura: Kinda cute o.o
What do you think of Hinata: Sexy.
Ino or Sakura: Ino
Kiba or Shikamaru: Shikamaru!
Neji or Lee: Neji
Tenten or Temari: Tenten
Naruto or Saskue: Naruto
Gai or Kakashi: Kakashi
Hinata or Hanabi: Hinata
Sasuke or Itachi: Itachi
Sharingon or Byakugon: Sharingan
Mind or shadow control: Shadow
Fire or Water: Fire
Air or Earth: Air
Favorite Element: LIGHTNING MOTHER FUCKER!
Summon frog, snake, or snail: IM TIRED OF THESE MOTHER FUCKIN SNAKES, ON THIS MOTHER FUCKIN PLANE!!
Genjutsu, Ninjutsu, or Taijutsu: ninjutsu
Weapon: 3 swords, can't say the next weapon cause it will ruin the plot to my story, and DEFINETLY exploding shuriken. That's right, i just created my own ninja weapon. You jealous.
Chidori or Reasagon: Neither, Raikiri FTW
Shadow clone or Transformation: Kage Bunshin.
Who should Naruto be with: Hinata
Sakura: Sasuke or Lee. Or nobody. But I have read some decent NaruSaku.
Sasuke: Depends. but I have read some decent SasuFemHaku, SasuSaku.
Ino: Chouji, or Shikamaru, but I have in rare cases seen good NaruIno and ShIno...Depends.
Choji: Ino. It seems weird to see him with anyone else, but I have seen one with an OC.
Shikamaru: Temari or Ino, Depends.
Kiba: OC xD, or even a FemHaku (Thank you RasenganFin!)
Hinata: Naruto. No one else...Ok there is maybe 1 or 2 good HinaKiba's out there, and 1, ONE, HinaNeji. Only reason I approved of it was because it was in an awesome fic (Mizukage by Dragon6)
Shino: OC, or Fuu, but she's dead so it doesn't matter...Hate to see this, but I have seen a good ShinoAyame, and a halfway decent ShIno one.
Neji: Tenten...As I said with Hinata, only 1 HinaNeji I approve of.
Lee: Sakura. Or nobody. Depends...Well there is a good LeeTenten out there so that's okay.
Tenten: Me, Lee, or Neji...HAHA, I RHYMED!!!
Are Ino and Sakura too obbsessed with Sasuke? FUCK YEA!
Best Sensei: Jiraiya.
Should Sasuke die: In manga, yes, in Anime, yes, in my story, that depends.
Which girl looks better post-timeskip: Tenten and Hinata
What girl looks worst post-timeskip Sakura
What guy looks best post-timeskip: Shino. The fuckin matrix look o.o All mysterioous and crap.
Which guy looks worst post-timeskip: Kiba
What's the best episode: Hmm. The episode when Naruto Leaves.
What's the worst: When Naruto comes back. No no! Jk xD When Sarutobi dies. Both sarutobi's. They were cooooooool ;_;
Funniest: When Naruto gets a monkey on his back.
Wierdest: Rasengan saga o.o
Do Fillers suck: HELL YES!
Dubs or orginal: Original
Anime or Manga: Either, but i prefer manga (ONLY until The final battle between Naruto and Sasuke.)
Favorite manga chapter: Kakashi Gaiden.
Least: All of the chapters when Naruto was post-timeskip.
Have you seen the movies: Yea.
Are you a Narutard: yup
Have you cosplay-ed, if so, as who: nope
If not, do you want to, and as who: Hidan, Itachi, Kakashi, or Jiraiya...Maaaaaybe Sasuke. Only because I can do a good Sasuke voice.
Do you own any Naruto items: nope
Have you read every manga: Yea
Have you watched every anime: no
Was this quiz troublesome: answering this question is too troublesome.
Did you understand that "joke": Hell yea.

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