| YaoiYuri-chan |
Author has written 8 stories for Naruto, and Eerie Queerie. Hi there! For your own safty I suggest you do not read any further unless you want to be scarred for life... still reading? Sick people. But I was just kidding, you pass! Don't ask what, I have no clue. But, I do know I should be telling you something about myself... let's see. I love manga and anime, drawing, screaming like an idiot in random places like the mall or on a city bus. I live in New Jersey and that's all I can think of right now. Oh, I also love talking with people and making new friends! So feel free to e-mail me any time! Hope you all enjoy me stories! Loves! ~Poke-chan P.S: Here are some more details about me, enjoy: Fave Manga: Battle Club Fave Anime: Naruto Fave Color: Lime Green Fave Food: Snowballs (yummy choco cake w/ mashmellow & coconut outside) Fave Hobby: Drawing Chibis Fave TV Show: Avatar The Last Airbender Personality: Fun and hyper. Mainly I'm happy but I have a bad temper when provoked. I am also very protective of my friends and family. I hate people who think that they are better then everyone else , because that's impossible, I'm better than you! j/k! lol! But I really do hate people like that. I have lots of friends and love making more. I'm single and looking for a girlfriend. When I write stories I really don't care if people flame me, I almost like it. But, if you flame by saying: I hate Yaoi/Yuri, You best believe I'll be messaging you. Orientation: In case you missed it up there, I'm gay. Random Crap About me: My Name is Ryssa, but I like to be called Poke-chan. I have red hair and hazel eyes. I'm not very pretty. My birthday is August 16, 1991, I'M A NINJA BITCHES! I can kill you if I know your full name and face (cookies to whoever guesses what manga that's from). I like stories that make me go into a fan-girl squeel fest. OOC-ness is okay if it leads to fluff or other types of cuddly-ish-ness. Oc's should not be the image of perfection. I'm a ninja. | |||||||||
1. Seven Minutes in Heaven Makes Every Sleepover Fun reviewsThe boys are caught in the act of sneaking a peek at a slumber party being thrown by our Nin-gals. Their punishment? Seven minutes in a closet with another one of the guys. Will they keep their hormones in check or get lost in the moment? LOTS 'O YAOINaruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 2-19-082. Figure You Out » reviewsKankuro has been sneeking off to a strip club in the dead of night. And he's fallen in love with his favorite one. But there's something not quite right about her. Why does she look so much like Inuzuka Kiba? What's he going to do when he finds out?Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,357 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 2-13-08 - Published: 8-6-07 - Kankuro & Kiba I.3. Of Crossdressers and Gangs » reviewsSabaku no Gaara is no average student. A Suna tradition has forced him into Konoha High, undercover. His mission: stir up trouble for anybody he can. What happens when he begins to form bonds with the students there? A story worthy of a soap opra! GaaLeeNaruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,515 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 2-12-08 - Published: 12-14-07 - Gaara & Lee R.4. Why Him? » reviewsNaruto and Sasuke love each other. And love concores all, right? Can their love stand up to demons, plotting fan girls, and anything else Fate wants to throw at them? I hope so. sasunaruNaruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,336 - Reviews: 47 - Updated: 2-11-08 - Published: 7-27-07 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U.5. High School Crush reviewsGaara has his first crush, on Lee. But he has no clue how to deal with it. Temari and Kankuro give him some advice. Will it help out? Will he even need it? [AU] [GaaLee]Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,509 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 9-22-07 - Gaara & Lee R. - Complete6. Hotel of Love reviewsSakura and Ino are bunking together for the night in a hotel. Pissy moods and hot sex, sounds fun right?Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 38 - Published: 9-4-07 - Sakura H. & Ino Y. - Complete7. Make It Go Away reviewsSasuke had left Konoha, and Naruto. After returning from the 'rescue' mission our favorite blonde baka is deep in depression. So Kiba comes to help him out. By any means necessary! [KibaNaru]Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,744 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 8-30-07 - Kiba I. & Naruto U. - Complete8. Rock, Paper Lube? reviewsWe left off with Hasanuma and Mitsuo trying to choose the Uke and Seme. How better to go through with this than Rock Paper Scissors? Lemon and smexyness ensue! In the bath!Eerie Queerie - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-27-07 - Complete