Poll: In recent days, I've felt an L/J oneshot coming on. First one in two years, I know, it's crazy. But what I'm curious about is...if I were to write it, would you guys even want to read it? Vote Now!
Author has written 132 stories for Harry Potter, Pirates of the Caribbean, Twilight, House, M.D., NCIS, New Girl, and Scandal.
Heyy, guys. Welcome to Zay's profile!
-- Quick Links:
@zayz on twitter
Translations by eselliebe:
Five Sketches, translated by sevelina: http://twilightrussia.ru/forum/205-11910-1
-- My Life:
3/4: So my L/J stuff was a bust. Sorry, you guys. I tried. But now I'm attempting an NCIS Victorian thing, so pray that that actually works out with this obnoxious muse of mine.
WORKING ON: these twisted games we play.
"I'm just your average, everyday, sane psycho."
I am Zay.
Harsh but vulnerable.
An open book.
The girl in the back corner of the room
Secretive around most people, honest on all paper.
And totally proud of it.
Loves: Harry Potter everything, The Dark Knight, Definitely Maybe, Moulin Rouge, Titanic, She's the Man, Enchanted, 500 Days of Summer, Miss Congeniality, Two Weeks Notice, Music & Lyrics, The Holiday, Freaky Friday, Stormbreaker, Notting Hill, Bridget Jones's Diary, The Princess Diaries, Pirates of the Caribbean, The Producers, Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind, Angels and Demons, The Da Vinci Code, Spiderman 1 & 2, Dan in Real Life, Legally Blonde, No Reservations, Juno, 27 Dresses, Crazy Stupid Love, The Help, and Becoming Jane.
Also loves: books, Hugh Laurie, House M.D., violin, screaming, children, rain, British/Australian accents, laughter, the Marauders, writing, chocolate, shoes, Ryan Gosling's abs, not being in school, chocolate chip pancakes, Steve Carrell, nachos, Italian food, fluffy pillows, reviews, and you.
-- A Guide to Zay's Fan Fiction:
Bolded things are things I like and think you should read if you're going to read anything here at all.
Most Popular L/J:
2007 L/J (read at your own peril):
2008 L/J (not entirely terrible):
2009 L/J (stick to the dramatic pieces):
2010 L/J (my last dying days):
2012/2013 L/J (my muse resurfaces):
House (H/Cu unless marked):
New Girl (N/J):
We're not going to talk about the Pirates stuff, or the random Twilight story. You go trek in there if you so desire, but I'm not giving you any roadmaps. These are not particularly attractive tributes to my imagination/writing skills.
So if you've been living under a Harry Potter fan-fiction rock, there's this story here that I've beta-ed:
As everyone likely knows already (or should already know) - Mina is amazing. QS (while on hiatus right now) is amazing. And you should read QS as well as everything else she has posted.
Watch out for Mina. She will be on the top of the NYTimes bestseller list some day. Girl is crazy awesome. She is the best beta and fandom-buddy and overall friend that you could ask for.
Find her on Tumblr.
If you read all of that, wow, I officially love you even more than I did before! It's one hell of a long, conceited profile; but hey, if you care, then you care. Take a virtual cookie for yourself on the way out.
But be wary; all the unworthy people who don't review when they're done reading get their cookies spat in. ;)
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