The time has come for the final invasion of Earth. The combined forces of the galaxy are in orbit above the besieged planet, surrounded by Reapers. But Commander Shepard has grown sick of war. He is tired of the fighting, the horror, and the endless poetry. He wants out. He wants to avoid the final push to Take Back Earth by any means possible. Doing so may not be so easy.
Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,264 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Shepard, Kaidan A., Conrad V.