Con Air Crossovers
He's Got the Whole World in his Hands by The Cheshire Cheese
Seymour has been scorned, and now everyone's going to pay. Because his name isn't actually Seymour; it's Garland. Garland Greene. (Crack-fic cross-over, to entertain people who hated "Ghost World" as much as I did.)
Crossover - Misc. Movies & Con Air - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Published: 11/11/2014 - Garland G. - Complete