"Why, Captain, would a young, well dressed youth be on the top of the University? Is he an Assassin?" "Well, I wondered about that as well, sir, but if he were an Assassin then he probably wouldn't have toppled forward and landed in the duck pond face-first, sir." Artemis comes head-to-head with Ankh-Morpork's finest, and Vetinari has a hard time not laughing.
Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,744 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/1/2015 - Angua, Vetinari, Sam Vimes, Artemis F.