Read ch 4! It's the best! Pre Eclipse. Jake, upset with Edward's persistent presence in Bella's life, hires a hit man, er, a hit-moth, reasoning that moths are attracted to bright, shiny things, so what better to fight a bright, shiny vampire?
Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,724 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Jacob