Karkat Vantas was a lot of things. Petulant, loyal, brutally honest, and as of late- In a substantial amount of pain. But while he knew what he WAS, he also knew what he WASN'T. And he WASN'T a magical fucking pansy who went prancing all over the place wielding a wand like a thin, festering dildo. THAT was Ampora's thing, not his. Which led to the question- Why him?
Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,424 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/7/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Karkat V.