This is pure crack-fic dreamed up by my silly brain at an inappropriate time in the middle of the night when I should have been doing something sensible, such as sleeping. Completely non-canon. OOC-ness as hilarity ensues. Total irreverent universe filled with Foppish!Lucius, gender-bending Hermione and probably cake. Actually, scratch that, lots of cake. The really decadent sort.
Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,479 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/6/2017 - Published: 7/20/2017 - Hermione G., Severus S., Lucius M., Reg C.