Wheatley. Hogwarts. He needs ALL the luck.

"The name's Daxter. Mark Daxter. I'm a private Auror." That's how he would start his books. When he had adventures, he would write about them. He knew he would have them, because all private detectives had adventures, even the Muggle ones.

When Vernon Dursley tries to pass his baby nephew onto Aperture where he works he ends up a victim of GLaDOS when she activates but Harry survives and when GLaDOS senses his magic he is about to join a very unusual family. So when he goes to Hogwarts years later how will things change with him being raised by a mental AI and a loving but quiet woman.

When Harry Potter is left with the Dursleys, his name is written into Vernon computer. Meanwhile, a certain Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System is searching the globe for any trace of the children of Caroline, two girls who were put up for adoption after their mother's disappearance in 1987. Their names are now Lily Potter and Petunia Dursley.

The wizarding world learns of a boy who has been locked up in Aperture science's facility for 12 years. A boy who thinks with portals. AU, PLEASE REVIEW!

The sexah new goth gurrl finds her destiny at a school caled HOgwarts, an is later whisked away too the world of APERature Science Innovates

Voldemort doesn't know how he turned up here, but he doesn't like the sound of that voice taunting him for being an orphan. GLaDOS realizes that humans die the same. Total crack.