Johnny discovers the pile of trash known as Twilight...and heads to Arizona to end this madness once and for all! T for heavy violence and light cursing. Rating might change later. TWILIGHT FANS, DO NOT READ! Don't say I didn't warn you!
Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,617 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Johnny C., Edward