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Fruit Ninja by Clell65619 reviews
A Potterized classic Python Sketch
Crossover - Harry Potter & Monty Python - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
The Tale of Sir Harry by erbkaiser reviews
Sir Harry, Knight of the Gryffindor Table, is on a quest. Crackfic set in fourth year.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Monty Python - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/28/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Parvati P., Lavender B.] - Complete
Seeing Death Eaters by erbkaiser reviews
Harry is transported to a graveyard following the Third Task of the Tournament, and finds a creative solution to survive the fight with Voldemort and his minions.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Monty Python - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Tolkien's Flying Circus by The Grimreaper PT reviews
I doubt there are many who remember this story from the first time round (2000/01) but if there are it has changed quite a bit since then. I started this fic at the age of 14 and at that time it was written in script format. I am re-writing it in story format while trying to keep the original feel of it. Basically it is Tolkien crossed with Monty Python and my weird brain. Enjoy
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Monty Python - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,975 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 12/8/2012
You're The One by Lilah T reviews
The song "You're The One" has found it's way to Hogwarts. Read what Harry thinks about the song. songfic.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Monty Python - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The New Improved Dead Voldemort Sketch by JustJeanette reviews
Monty Python look out. This is a blatant parody of the dead parrot sketch, you have been warned. Extended version of the original Dead Voldemort Sketch now with filking of I'm A Lumberjack. This is pure farce and I accept no blame for damaged keyboards. Enjoy.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Monty Python - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,991 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Voldemort - Complete
The knights of Ni by Hamfast Gamgee reviews
A crossover between Monty Python and LOTR. Please read and review,thanks to iggy for bettering, Ham
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Monty Python - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,708 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Complete
The Wand Shop Sketch by NothingPretentious reviews
"Do you have any wands?" - "Well," Ollivander exclaimed, "I'm afraid we don't get much call for them around these parts, sir." - "Not mu-? they're the most popular tool for casting spells in the world!" - "Not round these parts, sir," Ollivander smiled.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Monty Python - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/18/2011 - G. Ollivander - Complete
A Python Blocks The Way by Gojirob reviews
The Trio find that their new home at Hogwarts is not what they expected, to say the least. Set to the tune of 'Knights Of The Round Table' from Monty Python and The Holy Grail
Crossover - Harry Potter & Monty Python - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Complete
The Meaning of Life? by MammonDaughter reviews
Songfic- Arceus does not know why he created the world. He does not know why he made life and what he as the creator, must do. He wants to know one thing, what is the meaning of life. Is there really a point to it all? Better then summary.
Crossover - Pokémon & Monty Python - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Arceus - Complete
No Mad Axe Men by Haruko-Mizumi reviews
There were no mad axe men waiting for Harry and Ron when they left Christmas dinner in their third year. However, something else lay in wait... Rated for some mild language.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Monty Python - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Complete
Verses: The Eldar Elf Song by Ioga
This piece combines the Lumberjack sketch with an Ancient Anguish guild of elves, imaginatively called The Eldar.
Crossover - Monty Python & Ancient Anguish - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Complete
Verses: Knights of Ducat tables by Ioga reviews
This piece is about the complicated life of the Knights of Drin. They frequent the Golden Ducat inn, where the tables are - of course - round.
Crossover - Monty Python & Ancient Anguish - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Complete
No More BritComs by emw314
Xander really should have stuck to the soldier outfit.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Monty Python - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Xander H. - Complete
Selfdefence a bit differently by Huehuetecti reviews
It's an exciting day at the Master's lair. The Scourge of Europe have come around for a visit and Master Spike has offered to give self-defence lessons to all the fledges. Everyone's lining up to learn how to defend themselves against... fresh fruit?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Monty Python - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Spike - Complete
Trouble at the Mill by Malteaser reviews
It's torture, Jim. Just not as we know it.
Crossover - Star Trek: 2009 & Monty Python - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/4/2010 - J. Kirk - Complete
Spamalot: Transformers by Blip-chan reviews
When a potent Monty Python space virus infects both the Autobots and Decepticons, the only thing that can be done is preform a musical.
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Monty Python - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2010
DADA with Snape by P.L.S reviews
Snape finally is teaching DADA- His topic of choice- fruit. His class today- 7th year Gryffindors. And you thought Umbridge was bad. One of the HPMonty Python crosses.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Monty Python - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,376 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/26/2005 - Severus S. - Complete
Draco Malfoy and the Rack by P.L.S reviews
Just a simple morning until Draco and company hold their version of the Spanish Inquistion. Part five of the Potter-Python set.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Monty Python - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/25/2004 - Draco M. - Complete
The Zambini Pet Shope of Hogwarts' Halls by P.L.S reviews
The third in the Potter-Python mix. Blaise runs a sort of pet shop between classes in Hogwarts, but one of his customers has a complaint about a parrot. And you thought the Lumberjack Song was odd.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Monty Python - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/25/2004 - Blaise Z. - Complete
The Lumberjack Song by P.L.S reviews
Harry is still stuck on Monty Python, McGonagall makes the mistake of asking Harry just what he wants to be when he grows up, and this comes after Run In.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Monty Python - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
RunIn by P.L.S reviews
Harry is into Monty Python, Ron is too, and Snape is just getting confused and annoyed with his two least favorite students.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Monty Python - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/20/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
On Second Thoughts by Jenny08 reviews
Pirates of the Caribbean and Monty Python crossovers
Crossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & Monty Python - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/22/2004 - Published: 1/1/2004