House and Wilson end up aboard the USS Enterprise. Wilson panics, House angers people. Repeatedly. Meanwhile, Cuddy, House's team, and Amber try to figure out where they went. No slash, sorry folks. Rated for language. Please R&R!
Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,434 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 12/10/2008 - G. House