Taylor Hebert just can't get a break. She retired to a peaceful alternate Earth after the horror show that was Golden Morning, but Contessa didn't bother making sure she lived to reach old age. And someone seems to be pulling strings behind the curtain, because this definitely isn't the afterlife...

This is a Crackfic, meaning the story is not intended to be taken seriously. Ancient Legos is written for laughs and humor. A Self Insert story, Weldon is a teenager living in Brockton Bay on Earth Bet. Somehow without triggering, he starts getting... Ideas. Features Lego Spaceships. T because of light, Worm-style swearing and a comfy chair joke.

What if a SI from our world was transported into Earth Bet as an Alteran with tinker!alteran powers? Read through her struggles of building up and meeting stupid humans. Stargate/Worm CYOA

We know what happened to the Odyssey. The bubble timeline never occurred and Teal'c saved the day by sacrificing decades of his life. Or do we? Tampering with time is rarely that simple. What happens when reality shatters and the Ascended have to pick up the pieces? A bullied girl in a locker becomes one of the most advanced ships imagined. Rated T for Worm-style swearing.

Taylor's trigger event occurred worse than in cannon and with a different power. What will she do with the powers and technology of the Alteran's while being mentally unstable?