An "elf", a "dwarf" and a large foreigner go for a walk in the woods... where they encounter an elf, a dwarf and a large foreigner. Pairings that my brain demanded, particularly the sword fight. If anyone else is amused by this I shall be happily shocked!
Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Kurt W./Nightcrawler, Zevran A. - Complete