A cowboy walks into a bar and orders a drink... No, not the start of a really bad joke, but the beginnings of a really bad fanfiction! Wherever Philly goes, trouble follows so he can never let his guard down. Luckily, the immortal outlaw has a nifty trick to sober up quick! Rated T for language/violence, but nothing worse than in the show.
Rated: T - English - Humor/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,949 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2019 - Philly The Kid, OC - Complete