"I am awesome, mon capitaine!" It's the 21st Century, and Prussia has no reason to live. But since he's not allowed to die, the cosmos compromise and turn him into an omnipotent pan-dimensional being. Now eating a bathtub, morphing into a seal, farting out the sun, and exploding Germany's kitchen are everyday activities... after the laundry gets folded.
Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 49 - Words: 116,434 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/20 - Published: 5/19/2020 - Germany, America, Prussia