Want an action-packed, hilarious, dramatic story? Check this out, you won't regret it! It's got anger management male housewife's, perverted machete owners, cow-obsessed ditzes, The Cat Hunter and the Seven Idiots, and much more! Meet the Canadian HOTD! Rated T for swearing, humor, and Eric being... Eric.
Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,549 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Complete