I will go through your story and find every tiny little grammatical mistake, and point it out to you and laugh. Sorry, no I won't laugh. That would be mean. I will also help you make your writing "flow" and sound connected and organized. If you want me to Beta for you (why would you want that? Maybe you're crazy. Or Ally), please don't bitch at me. I have responsibilities and homework. If I can't Beta your fic immediately, don't spam my inbox with "OMG Y U NO HELP MEH U SUK BITCH!" I will block you, and will no longer help you. However, feel free to send me a friendly message if you think I'm taking too long.

I am a grammar nazi. I am okay at making writing flow. I'm great at telling other people what to do to make their writing better. Honestly. Ask anyone. Great at writing things that make people laugh, so if you're bad at comedy, come to me. Descriptive writing is my greatest strength.

I can't make my own writing sound cohesive. I suck at dialogue. I occasionally get sidetracked. Sometimes I ramble. I occasionally write in run-ons. I skim.

Comedy and anything really descriptive

Lemon, extreme slash, anything with lots of dialogue.

Book A Wrinkle in Time Trilogy Book And Then There Were None Tv Angel Book Animal Farm Game Assassin's Creed Book Avalon series

Book Avalon Web of Magic Tv Bones Book Bridge to Terabithia Tv Buffy: The Vampire Slayer Book Chronicles of Narnia Anime Death Note

Tv Doctor Who Book Fablehaven Tv Glee Book Harry Potter Book Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Book Hunger Games

Game Kingdom Hearts Tv Sherlock Movie Sherlock Holmes Tv Supernatural Book Twilight

General Romance

Humor Mystery

Parody Supernatural

Sci-Fi Fantasy