1.) I hate it when people use an accent too much...like waaaayyyy over the top to the point where it's just ridiculous
example: "Oh mein gott! I didn't know zhat zis vas going to go zhat vay! Vhat a twist!"
2.) If you don't know how to write...like have never been a good writer and you have issues, I'm sorry but I can't help you. I can't handle poorly written stories...even if your plot is good, presentation is all that matters. You could have the lamest plot in the world and it could turn out great if you can write well and vise versa. You could have the best plot in the world and it could be terrible because of how it's
3.) 3rd grade sentences. No. I won't do it. If you write sentences with like 5 words, barely describing anything or just putting everything too blunt, I think I might hit you.
example: The dog is sitting down. He is a good dog. The dog's name is Fred.
No. Don't do that! Be more descriptive! Be more...I dunno, interesting!
4.) OCs are like my worst nightmare. I don't hate OCs, I really don't but I really hate it when they are a main character. I just have issues imagining them when I know what everyone else is like and how they look/talk/mannerisms/etc. But when the OCs is in the story a lot, I feel like it ruins the fanfic because I just feel that it doesn't go good with the characters anyways. I'm fine with background OC characters, like ones that come in every once in a while and/or have small parts but I can't handle it if they're a main character.