The Batlord 's Beta Reader Profile
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since: 01-18-14, id: 5464299
Author has written 5 stories | Batman, and Batman Begins/Dark Knight.
β : The Batlord is a registered beta reader and is currently accepting beta reading requests.
Beta Description
Beta Bio: general description as a beta reader
I will beta read anything, but you have to be okay with me doing it while drunk off my ass (which I am quite regularly as a proud drunk), because that's the only time I ever want to beta read. I will critique your godawful grammar, I will shit on your terrible writing, and I will tell you that you should go fuck what you've written and flip burgers. I will be constructive and highly detailed to a point that will leave you wondering why you ever thought you could construct a sentence, and I will pull absolutely no punches or consider your pansy ass feelings, cause fuck you tbh. I'm just hear/here for the yucks and accolades. And yes I am drunk. Eat drokk.

Kisses.

My Strengths: beta, writing, or reading strengths
Dialogue (or at least I like to think so). I like snappy banter, and can hopefully give you pointers on a conversation that needs help with pacing or needs that perfect one-liner. I'm also good with bizarre, left-field ideas, so if you're stuck, I might just be able to throw something random at you to get your juices flowing. I have a decent-to-good grasp of grammar and whatnot, so if you need a bit of help, I can proofread a bit (assuming you haven't sent me something that you haven't proofread yourself, otherwise I'll just send it back to you with one of those full-page text graphics of a middle finger).
My Weaknesses: beta, writing, or reading weaknesses
I'm quasi-decent with (at least critiquing) action (or at least I like to think so), but it's not something I'm confident in, so don't expect any miracles with that. And while I love me some long fics, I don't really have the critical eye for the big picture that will let me dissect in detail exactly why your story is falling apart plot/pacing-wise. That being said, I'd like to think that at the very least I can point out just where your story started to lose focus. I may not be able to fix your problem, but I'm not entirely useless in that regard.
Preferred: types of stories I prefer over others
Give me your tired adjectives, your poor sentence structure, your huddled characters yearning to break free.
Would Rather Not: I do not beta for these stories
Just send me shit. I'll quickly tell you if you're a garbage writer not worth my valuable time.
Beta Preferences
Language: English
Content Rating: Fiction K » M
Categories: categories in black are ones this beta has authored for
Book About a Boy
Tv Angel
Tv Arrow
Movie Avengers
Anime Azumanga Daioh
Comic Batman
Movie Batman Begins/Dark Knight
Cartoon Batman Beyond
Cartoon Batman the Animated Series
Cartoon Batman/Superman Adventures
Game Batman: Arkham Asylum
Cartoon Batman: The Brave and the Bold
Tv Battlestar Galactica: 2003
Anime Berserk
Book Bible
Movie Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure/Bogus Journey
Anime Black Lagoon
Movie Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Tv Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Tv Burn Notice
Movie Cabin in the Woods
Comic Calvin & Hobbes
Book Carmilla
Tv Carrie Diaries
Tv Castle
Movie Clerks
Game Command & Conquer
Book Conan series
Cartoon Conan the Adventurer
Movie Conan the Barbarian/Destroyer
Anime Cowboy Bebop
Movie Crank
Book Cthulhu Mythos
Tv Daredevil
Movie Dawn of the Dead
Comic DC Superheroes
Comic Deadpool
Tv Dexter
Tv Dirty Sexy Money
Movie Dogma
Book Dracula
Movie Dredd
Game Dynasty Warriors
Tv Elementary
Anime Elfen Lied
Anime Escaflowne
Anime Evangelion
Movie Evil Dead/Army of Darkness
Movie Expendables
Game Fallout
Movie Fight Club
Tv Firefly
Tv Freaks and Geeks
Anime Full Metal Panic
Cartoon Futurama
Tv Game of Thrones
Cartoon Gargoyles
Movie Godzilla
Tv Gotham
Tv Grimm
Movie Guardians of the Galaxy
Anime Hellsing
Tv Heroes
Book Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Book Hobbit
Tv House, M.D.
Movie Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Game Jedi Knight
Movie Jurassic Park
Comic Kick-Ass
Book Kingkiller Chronicle
Book Lord of the Rings
Movie Mallrats
Comic Marvel
Game Mass Effect
Movie Matrix
Cartoon Men in Black, The Series
Movie Monty Python
Movie Night of the Living Dead
Book Nikki Heat series
Tv Once Upon a Time
Tv Once Upon a Time in Wonderland
Movie ParaNorman
Movie Pineapple Express
Movie Pirates of the Caribbean
Tv Power Rangers
Movie Princess Bride
Movie Raid: Redemption/Serbuan maut
Anime Record of Lodoss War
Movie Red Dawn
Tv Revenge
Movie Robin Hood: Men in Tights
Anime Ronin Warriors
Cartoon Roughnecks
Game Saints Row
Game Samurai Warriors
Comic Sandman
Movie Serenity
Tv Sex and the City
Movie Shaun of the Dead
Book Shogun
Book Silmarillion
Comic Spider-Man
Cartoon Spider-Man: The Animated Series
Movie Star Wars
Movie Starship Troopers
Cartoon Teen Titans
Anime Tenchi Muyo
Tv Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles
Tv That '70s Show
Game Tomb Raider
Comic Ultimate Marvel
Comic Watchmen
Tv Weeds
Book Wheel of Time
Comic X-Men
Cartoon X-Men: Evolution
Tv Xena: Warrior Princess
Cartoon Young Justice
Genres: genres in black are ones this beta has authored for
Humor
Parody