PAIRINGS & ROMANCE:
—No Incest. (Even accidental, such as when the couple don't know they're related.)
—No Slash or Femmeslash.
—No Limes or Lemons—nothing sexually explicit whatsoever.
—No Adult/Teen pairings—and by this, I of course mean a couple with a large age difference, not an 18 and 17-year-old. (Immortals don't count.)
—Rebecca/Desmond; Lucy/Shaun; OC/Altair; OC/Ezio; OC/Ratonhnhake:ton.
—Stories mentioning the Purge, Daniel Cross, or George W. Bush as a Templar plant and Al Gore as the Assassins' presidential candidate.
—The First Civilization playing a major role.
—Desmond dying in a situation other than an epic fight against Templars.
AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER:
—Stories involving "The Legend of Korra".
—Stories whose titles were thought up in thirty seconds or less.
—Divergents, or mentioning them in any way, shape, or form.
—Involvement (or mention) of the War on Abnegation. (Most pointless war in the history of pointless wars.)
—Stories set after "Divergent".
—Involvement of the Genetics Bureau. (Or is it the Bureau of Genetics? Ah, who gives a crap. . .)
—The factions don't exist, and-or the characters are in high school.
—Stories in which Beatrice and Tobias switch places, and she's Marcus's abused daughter, et cetera.
—Stories that introduce a female OC in an attempt to explain why Eric turned evil. (Because feminism sucks.)
—Hermione/Draco; Hermione/Harry; Hermione/Tom; Luna/Harry.
—The Canon characters move to, are transfer students to, or visit America.
—A transfer student comes to Hogwarts from -anywhere-.
—No Girls-Come-to-Camp-Green-Lake stories. Kthnx.
—Katniss/Peeta; Primrose/Cato; Not-Annie/Finnick; Not-His-District-12-Girlfriend/Haymitch.
—Mention of the destruction of District 13, and-or their nuclear weapons industry.
—Anyone from District 1 or 2 thinks there's a possibility of them being reaped -and- going into the arena.
—This year's Career tributes are simply the first ones to say, "I volunteer as tribute."
—Involvement of a Katniss clone who hunts and-or trains illegally.
—Tributes are given powers.
—Tributes are brought back to life/were never actually dead.
LEGEND OF ZELDA:
—Zelda/Ganondorf; Saria/Link; Navi/Link; Epona/Link.
—Sheik as a separate person from Zelda.
—Not based on OOT and MM. (No offense toward the other games—I just don't know them well enough.)
—Chell/Wheatley. No. No no no no no no NO! Ahem. . .
—Not-Isabella/Edward; Caius/Isabella; Alec/Isabella.
—The word 'Renesmee' or 'Nessie' isn't immediately followed by: 'was aborted'; 'was used as fireplace fuel'; 'was now the Volturis' personal football'.
—Isabella is abused by Charlie. . .and-or turns goth/emo. . .and-or self-harms. . .and-or joins a band under the name 'Izzy'.
—Isabella is Aro's daughter. . .and-or the "Volturi princess". . .and-or the most powerful vampire ever.
—Isabella doesn't have normal newborn instincts and bloodlust.
—Isabella is a half-human, half-supernatural hybrid.
—There is a race of supernatural beings aside from vampires and werewolves—i.e. witches, angels, etc.
—Edward leaves Isabella pregnant in "New Moon". . .and she lives.
—Victoria or Laurent change Isabella during "New Moon", simply because. . .she needs to be a vampire for the story to work.
—Involvement of a vampire hunter who isn't a werewolf.