"If you're calling to make death threats, please press 1. If you're calling to threaten my family, please press 2. If you need my address to send a letterbomb, press 3. For anything else, press 4 and leave a message after the tone." Alex has always given out his number to anyone that asks for it - terrorist, criminal, colleague, or random stranger. His life through voicemail.
Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/29 - Alex R./Cub - Complete