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A Momentary Distraction (Can Seal Your Fate) by Zyzyax reviews
Alex is finally rescued from his creepy stalker (cough, Yassen keeps following him, cough). Alex has never been more terrified of an old lady with a cane. Major Character Death.
Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 14h - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G. - Complete
Annual Agony by Zyzyax reviews
Alex's annual review is coming up again. He has to write a short summary of his achievements for the year. Apparently "feeding a supervillain to alligators" doesn't count - that doesn't seem fair!
Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/23 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
A Retire by Zyzyax reviews
Alex Rider has torched many places before but he never deliberately locked the doors and windows until now.
Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/21 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Actor: Synonymous with liar and Tom Harris by LlamaRaffie04
Steph never thought she'd have to sign an OSA. She didn't know that her husband had already signed too many to count. She didn't know how good Tom was at acting. She certainly didn't know he could, let alone would, lie to her. Right now, she isn't too sure what to think. But all will be revealed...
Rated: K+ - English - Family/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,426 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/19 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H., OC - Complete
Unconventional by Zyzyax reviews
Some organizations have a list of goals. SCORPIA has a copy of the Geneva convention.
Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/19 - J. Rothman, Major W. Yu, Zeljan Kurst - Complete
The School of Hard Knocks by Zyzyax
Donna Treat has been sent undercover as a supply teacher. Unfortunately she failed chemistry. This is going to be a disaster. Alex can't stop watching.
Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/17 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
A Difference Of Time by Zyzyax reviews
Alex Rider dies and makes a deal to go back and fix everything with a suspicious figure...surprise! It works. Now he is back four years before the day his uncle dies. Can he train and pass as his age without raising suspicion? Good thing keeping up a front is what he was trained for... Note: Rating may increase. Updates are aimed at once a month, and never more than two apart.
Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 81 - Words: 524,053 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 5/15 - Published: 3/11/2017 - Alex R./Cub, Jack S., Yassen G., OC
Awful Airplane Rides by Zyzyax reviews
Can you please do something where Alex deals with an airplane hijacking, but he's annoyed at the fact that it was his flight that got hijacked? [This a fanfiction that parodies airline hijackings with a side of satire. Please read at your own discretion.]
Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/15 - Alex R./Cub, J. Crawley, OC - Complete
The C in Scorpia is For Corruption by Zyzyax reviews
Malagasto gets inspected by the Italian education board for OSHA reasons. How large is the bribe going to have to be?
Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13 - Complete
There's No Place Like Home by StarStepper reviews
Alex Rider is sick of people dying because of him, so he does the only thing he can-he becomes someone else. 19 year old Matthew Smith passes Selection and joins the SAS, but not everyone seems to appreciate his company...at first. Maybe these people he swore he wouldn't get close to will become the family he needs...unless his enemies are closer than he thinks. K-Unit and OCs!
Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 56 - Words: 351,429 - Reviews: 1348 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 5/11 - Published: 2/27/2019 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox, Wolf, OC
Framed in Fuencarral-El Pardo by Zyzyax reviews
An electronic remote for the newest supervillian device blows up. Right in front of Alex's salad! He knows that there is no way in hell this guy won't believe it's him.
Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Nautilus by pongnosis reviews
MI6 never had a good track record when it came to Alex Rider. When his most recent mission goes predictably off the rails, it takes ten days without contact before anyone in London reacts. In retrospect, MI6 should probably have looked a little sooner. Or: Alex becomes an accidental supervillain. Mostly fluff by Alex Rider standards.
Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,104 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/10 - Alex R./Cub
Point of Divergence by pongnosis reviews
In one world, Cossack heard about Albert Bridge and looked the other way. In another, John Rider found a stray assassin on his doorstep. An AU told in snapshots for the Alex Rider Big Bang. Updates irregularly as real life allows.
Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 159,956 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 5/8 - Published: 1/31/2019 - [Helen R., John R.] Alex R./Cub, Yassen G.
A Disruptive Date by Zyzyax
Supervillian blind date where they destroy a city together to see how compatible they are as a couple. Hint: This does not turn out as well as Brendan Chase thought it would.
Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Published: 5/7 - J. Rothman - Complete
When light returns by ProcrastinationQueen99 reviews
After a hard year with a poor ending, Alex Rider is starting to slow. Retired from 6 and living in foster care, he was starting to loose sight of the light of life. But maybe, all it takes to get back on track is the right people. The right family. Now with new content and (semi) regular updates.
Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,418 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 5/6 - Published: 10/5/2015
Just Another Man by Zyzyax reviews
A suit and a clipboard will get you a lot of places no questions asked. And there are accidents that need to be arranged.
Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5 - Complete
Dungeons and Drag-ins by Zyzyax reviews
Alex goes to a bar and somehow manages to join a D&D adventure group. Fuck this, fuck them, and fuck his life.
Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3 - Alex R./Cub, OC
Raucous Rainbow by Zyzyax reviews
Alex accidentally acquired a fifty foot fire breathing snake named "Rainbow" that he set loose in a jungle. Suddenly, Rainbow decides to find him while he's at Malagasto.
Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/1 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Pressure Points by an-amalgamation-of-things
Ian gets kidnapped by Scorpia on his way home from work and Dr Three is delighted at the opportunity to torture him.
Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,524 - Published: 4/29 - Alex R./Cub, Ian R., Mrs. T. Jones, Tom H. - Complete
Memorable Messages by Zyzyax reviews
"If you're calling to make death threats, please press 1. If you're calling to threaten my family, please press 2. If you need my address to send a letterbomb, press 3. For anything else, press 4 and leave a message after the tone." Alex has always given out his number to anyone that asks for it - terrorist, criminal, colleague, or random stranger. His life through voicemail.
Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/29 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Don't Disturb the Sound of Silence by InfiniteFeather reviews
Collection of one-shots for Febuwhump 2022.
Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 25,657 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/27 - Published: 2/1 - Alex R./Cub, Ian R., Tom H., Yassen G.
Alexander the Confessor by Zyzyax reviews
Alex can make anyone confess to their crimes with a single touch. And once they stop, they just don't stop. They just keep confessing. That's what it means to be a confessor. Doctor Three has no idea what to make of his new student's ability to ruin an agent forever.
Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/27 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Australian Animal Adoptions by Zyzyax reviews
Alex was told that Australia was a hellhole. He doesn't get it - look at all of these animal friends he made!
Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/25 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G., OC - Complete
Back to the Beginning by The Sky At Midnight reviews
Jack Starbright goes back in time, and Alex's future indeed looks brighter.
Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/24 - Ian R., Jack S. - Complete
Decompressing Dates by Zyzyax reviews
Alex and Sabina finally have the chance to go on a date. Fluff! No explosions! Happy Unicorn Land!
Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23 - Alex R./Cub, Sabina P. - Complete
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