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Someone's Dog by Blisterdude
Sooner or later, we're all someone's dog, Angua had once said. For her, this was truer than most. Edit: This is now going to be a collection of semi-short stories, although they will be connected in a broader sense.
Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,636 - Updated: 2h - Published: 5/20 - Angua, Sam Vimes - Complete
Lost Luggage by Weatherwax
Some friendships are for life, but what happens when a life ends? And what happens when one of the friends is a walking box?
Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Published: 23h - The Librarian, The Luggage, Mustrum Ridcully - Complete
A Pricking of Thumbs by jmsutherland
Something wicked is turning the citizens of Ankh-Morpork against its Omnian minority, with possibly murderous consequences, and it's not something the Watch can fight on its own. An alliance of witches, werewolves, dwarves, trolls, vampires, igors, pictsies - and the odd assassin might do it. If a crusading newspaper can band them together, and love doesn't tear them apart.
Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42,563 - Published: 5/17 - Angua, William de W., Tiffany A., Sally von H
Soldier, Sailor, Seamstress, Spy by Island Species reviews
My first attempt at a fanfic - it turned out quite...long... Mostly inspired by Who-la-hoop's 'Kisses Don't Last' Polly/Mal Monstrous Regiment fic over on Archive Of Our Own, with a nod to Adele Blanc-Sec (the comics), and a shameless use of Buffyverse as a deus ex machina because I'm bad at plotting. In conclusion - a hot mess.
Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,723 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/9 - Polly P. - Complete
Dragon's Egg Blue by penna.nomen reviews
Suppose at the end of Men at Arms a rare dragon's egg was delivered to the Sunshine Sanctuary. Carrot and Angua investigate the egg while navigating the rocky landscape of their new relationship. Guest appearance by an adorable, stubborn baby dragon. Characters: Carrot, Angua, Patrician, Drumknott, Wuffles, Magrat, Esk
Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,786 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/30 - Carrot, Angua, Vetinari, Magrat - Complete
Discworld Drabbles by femvimes reviews
A series of drabbles (old school, 100 words each) based around various Discworld characters-so far, involving Drumknott, Cheery, the Times gang, Tiffany, Preston, Geoffrey, the Vimes family, Annagramma, and Pastor Oates.
Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4/28 - Published: 3/2/2016 - Drumknott, Moist von L., Vetinari, Tiffany A.
Last Sektober by femvimes reviews
Sweetpea Hakim, the City Watch's newly-minted press liaison, has dealt with a lot of things in her life: racism, homophobia, and the death of her parents. Getting attacked while on the job and saved by a god that isn't her own is a new one. Seven-Handed Sek wants Sweetpea to be their avatar, but what are their motives? Combine this with Sweetpea's workplace crush, trying not to scr
Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,292 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/28 - Published: 3/8/2016 - Angua, Sam Vimes, Haddock
Promises Become Reality by Cleo Calliope reviews
Sequel to 'Lies Become Promises'. What now, when the con has left reality itself changed? Adora Belle Dearheart/Moist von Lipwig
Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,134 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/24 - Adora Belle D., Moist von L. - Complete
Lies Become Promises by Cleo Calliope reviews
When the con takes on a life of its own, can lies become true and gambles become promises? Adora Bell Dearheart/Moist von Lipwig
Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,473 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/24 - Adora Belle D., Moist von L. - Complete
Gap Year Adventures by A.A. Pessimal reviews
Going with the muse. Two recently graduated Assassins decide to take a Gap Year and tour the Klatchian/Howondalandian continent. Letters are sent back to Ankh-Morpork recording their progress. We begin in a place on the Circle Sea that may be suspiciously reminiscent of a certain Earth nation. But taken Up To Eleven. To be continued as two friends leave memories. And mayhem.
Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 235,641 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 1/13 - Complete
Sto Helits by Pandamoniam reviews
Susan's family was and is pretty weird. Especially the human side.
Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/11 - Mort, Susan Sto Helit, Ysabell
Who Watches the WATCH? by Steven McKinnon
Members of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch debate the merits of having their exploits televised, in this short story.
Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Published: 4/11
Facebook Shorts written for the Times by A.A. Pessimal reviews
Collected short pieces originally written for a Facebook group. To be added to as I retrieve them. A series (eventually) of very short chapters.
Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 12/21/2016
de la même portée by ylg
The Fifth Elephant :: Les Von Überwald ne formaient pas la plus aimante des familles, tous autant qu'ils étaient, et qu'Angua tienne à sa petite soeur n'a pas suffi.
Rated: T - French - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Published: 4/6 - Angua, Wolfgang von Ü - Complete
The New President by Kylestra reviews
Murcania has elected itself a new president and the most influential people in Ankh-Morpork must decide what to make of him.
Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23 - Mr. Slant, Vetinari, Mustrum Ridcully - Complete
Victory by Lovelyruthie
The Duke & Duchess of Ankh have a wonderful son, young Sam. Then quite by surprise a visit from the stork gifted them a daughter, Victory. And this is what she did.
Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,926 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 2/22
Death and Cats by Lovelyruthie reviews
A short one-off piece celebrating our relationship with Death and Cats. CATS ARE NICE
Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/14 - Complete
Electrickery by Francis Bolton
The story takes place at around the same time as Going Postal. Rincewind discovers a mysterious artefact and stumbles upon a mysterious stranger. Ponder Stibbons wants to change the Discworld using the artefact but the Wizards of the Unseen University have different ideas.
Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 67 - Words: 92,217 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/28 - Complete
The Feegle's Spog by Warner Hedgehog
A cautionary tale in poem form about the dangers of getting to close to the Nac Mac Feegle. If some intrepid soul fancies turning it into a folk song, they are welcome.
Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Published: 2/19
dickworld by Superpear8 reviews
fite me im bad @titels lol aanyway im reading mort im not even done and im already doin this shit lord help me
Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/11 - Death, Mort, Ysabell, Keli - Complete
Ankh Water by Alibi Nonsense
Is the Ankh really water? There is currently a debate about this... (Crack)
Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Published: 2/10 - Complete
The adventures of a Klatchian, a vampire, a clerk, and a clacks runner by Izzyfiredragon
Kent, a Drama queen aro ace vampire, Martha, a sassy Klatchian immigrant, and Jay, a flirty Pansexual clacks runner are on the run from the watch. With a senior palace clerk. That they may or may not have kidnapped. Which may or may not have happened by accident. But they're friends, so it'll be okay, right? -so yeah, writing with the ocs-
Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Published: 1/16
The Rite by Warner Hedgehog reviews
This story concerns one of the wizarding world's least popular (especially amongst the older wizards) practices and how it may have come about. It's a work in progress and hopefully will make more sense as it goes on. maybe. There's a bit in part four that doesn't make sense. It may need beating with a sycamore branch.
Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,617 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 11/22/2015 - Death, OC
There's nothing like a fresh pair of eyes, is there? by A.A. Pessimal reviews
I heard an old fondly remembered song from teenage years, and it gave me EXACTLY the right sort of inspiration to tie up a loose end dangling from "Nature Studies." A young student Assassin, blinded, receives new eyes. But at what cost? Pioneering Igor(ina) surgery combined with a music meme. Or two.
Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 93,861 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/30/2016 - Published: 12/7/2012
All That Glitters by I-AM-SiriusLOCKED reviews
Wilhelmina Turnip was a legacy, the daughter of a legend. Unfortunately, nobody had thought to tell her this until now. Being sent to the Bandits' Guild would be worry enough, but something has the highwaymen scared. "Your money or your life" is no longer mutually exclusive. There's an assassin teaching lessons. And it's only a matter of time before the ghost kills again.
Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,136 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/27/2016 - Published: 4/2/2016 - Vetinari, GrannyWeatherwax, Death, OC
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