Vimes has a daughter. He also has unfinished paperwork. His daughter doesn't like that. ONESHOT

recueil de ficlets sur Vimes, avec apparition de Sybil, Vetinari et le Guet :: 14ème vignette : Vimes, souvenir de Keel. 15e: Guet de Jour et Guet de Nuit. 16e: Vimes, Trolls et Nains. 17e: Vimes, loisirs de la Haute. 18e: des recrues chez le fourrier. 19e: Vimes/Sybil et l'alcool. 20e: Cimetière des Petits Dieux. 21e: Reg, flic zombie. MàJ,22e: en décalage. ::gen::

The year is 2015; Crimea has fallen to Russia recently, the United States is about to enter an unusual election, SpaceX has become an Internet sensation, and the good author has passed on...and, wait, is that a big turtle carrying four elephants on its shell and a big flat world going across the skies?

A girl with a foot in two continents and how she responds to dual nationality. Glimpses into the later life of Bekki Smith-Rhodes-Stibbons and her wider family.

It's the beginning of the 1970's, Apollo 11 has landed on the moon, Apollo 13 went disastrous, the Vietnam conflict had begun to go south, and a big turtle had been spotted across the skies...wait, what? (A sort of comical alternate history) A/N: Technically complete but certainly up for revisions in the future.

Collected short pieces originally written for a Facebook group. To be added to as I retrieve them. A series (eventually) of very short chapters.

A ploughman sues Death for making a take his wife

It's time for Sam Vimes to say farewell.

Ysabell loves crappy horror movies. Mort's terrified of them. Modern au

Teatime's resurrection had worked, just not enough to go chase after Susan right away. Or leave the Unseen University at all. And, after making a few revelations that are vitally important for the advancement of natural philosophy, that might be ok. Teatime/Stibbons

Moist is dragged to a meeting with Ventari.

NC "DEATH" AT chap. 15! The Tarot Pack is either a neat psychological tool, or it offers genuine portals to the world of The Other, or it's a good way for plausible bluffers like me to earn 20 quid a reading. Or it could be about Discworld characters...NOW WITH MINOR ARCANA! (building slowly but surely.)

What if the Nac-Mac Feegles' fairy kingdom was a bit different? "Nae King, nae Quin, nae Laird, nae Master. We willna' be fooled again!"

Tiny story about one Death's job done. My bow to the late translator of Terry Pratchett's novels.

Commander Vimes has a revelation. Or does he ?

Shortly after Terry Pratchett's hard drive is flattened by a steamroller as per his last wishes, two fans with familiar(ish) names try to get their hands on the lost unfinished novels. A somewhat tongue-in-cheek tribute that I hope he would have found amusing.

It starts with a crime, but so do many things in Ankh-Morpork. What's different is how deep it goes – and how far. Of course the Watch becomes involved, of course the stakes are high and, of course, it all goes pear-shaped. On the plus side, Sam, Sybil and Angua travel to new places and cause new problems. Cheery gets to run the Watch and as for what happens to Fred and Nobby ...

Monstrous Regiment :: on dit que l'Armée est une grande famille, que le sergent Jackrum était un père pour ses hommes, ses petit gars. Finalement, Polly suivra t elle son exemple ? ::drabble, gen::

Les événements extraordinaires sont coutumiers sur le disque monde, qui traverse l'espace porté par 4 éléphants eux-mêmes portés par une tortue géante. La magie y côtoie les pins comptables, on peut croiser la mort à n'importe quel carrefour… Mais les disparitions de crayons peuvent tout de même admettre une explication rationnelle. [Juste après la fin de Monnayé]

les Deux-Epées is the best choice for the newly-vacant Master of Arms position. The only problem is it turns out she's a woman, and about to be married off besides.

Prosthetics require regular care that needs to be honed over many years. Especially true if you've got Discworld's erratic magic shoved into your head. Slow-burn fic exploring Teatime's life from admission from the Guild to (final) death. Inserted Chapter: #5

A boring hogswatch night with Inigo being forced to spend the holiday season in solitude at the Guild of Assassins, again. Yet there is a lucrative task, which might attract other people's attention. Belated Holiday special.

When Jocasta Wiggs doesn't return, Ms Alice Band has to head out to collect her student. Rewrite of Night Watch.

It's Hogswatch Night. A letter has been left out for the Hogfather, expressing a wish for a very... interesting... holiday present.

Tension is rising in Ankh-Morpork, its population slowly realising that all it takes to get rid of unwanted neighbours is getting someone else to form the mob. William de Worde has a vague, transparent, not-quite-there outline of what generous people might call a plan, but he might as well be the man struggling to move a giant rock uphill. You know the one.