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Forgiveness is a Two-Headed Axe by Knightcrawler reviews
Prequal to the events in Unseen Academicals. Pastor Oats encounters a young orc in Uberwald, and frees him with his two-headed axe. This is the tale of what happened next, with Pastor Oats, Mr Nutt, and Lady Margolotta, before Mr Nutt came to Ankh-Morpork and Unseen University.
Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,174 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/31 - Published: 4/12
Cities Apart ReMastered by Winter-Eyes reviews
Vimes needs sleep...and a drink he's not allowed. What he doesn't need is a meeting with Vetinari, with all that followed after. AU-alwaysplatonic Sybil/Vimes, Vimes/Vetinari slash Rewritten from the ground up, this story is the version I hoped to tell over a decade ago - I hope you will give it a try.
Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,420 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/29 - Published: 9/29/2014 - [Sam Vimes, Vetinari] Sybil R., Angua
Strandpiel, Book Two by A.A. Pessimal reviews
The continuation of the saga of interlocking families and friends, spread across at least two continents.
Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 499,401 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/28 - Published: 1/17/2021
After the Credits by Temple Cloud reviews
A few years after the events of Moving Pictures, Victor and Caspode meet again.
Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,099 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/20 - Gaspode, Victor T. - Complete
Lost Luggage by Zakalwe001 reviews
The Luggage has been causing trouble again. Gen, but with a hint of vetvimes.
Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,821 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/31 - Vetinari, Sam Vimes, The Luggage, Rincewind - Complete
Delusions of Grandeur by Zakalwe001 reviews
The Patrician and Vimes visit the Vetinari wing of the local hospital. Spoilers for Making Money.
Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/31 - Vetinari, Sam Vimes - Complete
A Night at the Opera by Zakalwe001 reviews
Vetinari meets Granny and Nanny Ogg at the opera; they talk about family, burning buildings, and Carrot and Oyster Pie. Slightly canon divergent missing scene from Maskerade - spoilers for Maskerade and Witches Abroad.
Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,720 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/31 - Vetinari, Nanny Ogg, GrannyWeatherwax - Complete
The Price of Flight by A.A. Pessimal reviews
In which flight-minded Witch Olga Romanoff gets a very big challenge. Can she fly this? A spin-off from "Strandpiel"
Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 340,674 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/4 - Published: 12/22/2018
Purga Tor by Temple Cloud reviews
What happens after Eric and Rincewind escape from Hell?
Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/15 - The Luggage, Rincewind - Complete
Death in the Library by ANGSWIN reviews
Death comes to collect a soul at the Unseen University.
Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/29 - The Librarian, Death - Complete
You do the job that's in front of you by Zakalwe001 reviews
You do the job that's in front of you. That's what Vimes always said, wasn't it?
Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/18 - Sybil R., Vetinari - Complete
Facebook Shorts written for the Times by A.A. Pessimal reviews
Collected short pieces originally written for a Facebook group ("The Ankh-Morpork Times - News of the Disc") To be added to as I retrieve them. A series (eventually) of very short chapters.
Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 21,220 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 12/21/2016
Balancing Act by Zakalwe001 reviews
Nobby slowed as he approached the cell. "Morning, sir!" he said brightly. "Morning, Nobby," said Vimes, as if he hadn't killed someone last night. - His Grace, the Duke of Ankh has had better weeks, and old feelings are making everything...confusing. Just how far will his loyalty stretch when he's pushed to his limit...? Vimes/Vetinari
Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,863 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/31 - Carrot, Sybil R., Vetinari, Sam Vimes - Complete
good little girls at Hogswatch by A.A. Pessimal reviews
Meant to be the Hogswatch 2023 tale but poor health got on top of me. Getting better, though! In which a Supernatural Entity demands of four little girls if they've been naughty or nice. Only... three of them attend the Assassins' School. And the fourth is a Witch. Hilarity ensues.
Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,258 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25 - Ponder Stibbons - Complete
There Once Was a Lady From Quirm by Hawki reviews
Poem: Suffice to say, there's no shortage of dirty limericks on the Discworld.
Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/11 - Death, OC - Complete
Sapient Constructions by caitsters reviews
In a world where magic and technology collide, an eccentric wizard named Archibald Blossomwell embarks on a daring quest to create Hex 2.0 - a sentient contraption that might just save Discworld from the looming chaos of cybernetic magick. Joined by his resourceful apprentice Millicent and their trusty construct, they must navigate treacherous marketplaces filled with cunning busin
Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,549 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2 - Complete
The Medusa Interview by Knightcrawler reviews
In the later Discworld books, it is mentioned that a medusa joins the Ankh-Morpork City Watch. This is a one-shot of Sam Vimes interviewing this medusa (and her snakes) about this position.
Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2023 - Sam Vimes - Complete
Malicia's Brilliant Idea by Chibieska
Malicia decides to write the adventures experienced by Maurice and his troupe of rodents, but the cat doesn't seem very happy with the idea.
Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Published: 10/2/2023 - Maurice - Complete
The First Witch by Clayton Overstreet 2 reviews
Tiffany meets the very first witch... and boy is she in trouble now.
Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,975 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2023 - Tiffany A. - Complete
Rincewind's Island by Moira Colleen
Alone on the island, Rincewind reflects upon the appetites that plague him. Drabble, co-written with my sister.
Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Published: 7/31/2023 - The Luggage, Rincewind
Waning and Weatherwaxed by Clayton Overstreet 2 reviews
Lily is trying to come back and Genua's new swamp witch so does not want the competition.
Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,552 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/31/2023 - Lily W. - Complete
Maurice and the Curious Incidence of his Amazingness by Knightcrawler reviews
This is the prequel to The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents, the story of Maurice's initial confusion at his sudden sentience, and how he meets the Changeling rats, and the stupid-looking kid, and starts his scams.
Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,812 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/31/2023 - Published: 7/5/2022 - Maurice - Complete
Tiffany and Preston by ynotlleb reviews
A prequel to my story "The Two Tiffanys", set 10 years after the end of "The Shepherds Crown." Everything belongs to the late great Sir Terry Pratchett.
Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,012 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7/5/2023 - Published: 7/1/2023 - Tiffany A., OC - Complete
Have You Caught Cold My Lord by ItsBiggerOntheInsideHP
For once Leonard's distractibility comes in handy.
Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Published: 6/18/2023 - Leonard of Quirm, Vetinari
Discworld: The Winds of Winter by Hawki
Poem: Once more, winter had come to the Discworld, and the Chalk would feel its touch.
Rated: K - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Published: 6/4/2023 - Complete
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