formerly known as "Openings of Discworld novels as yet unwritten…". This became not just an opening but a fully realised tale in its own right. In the aftermath of "Snuff", there is darkness in the heart of Howondaland. Ankh-Morpork sends in an expeditionary force to tie up loose ends. witness flying elephants, machete mayhem and even a romance or two!
Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 83,851 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/26/2015 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Ponder Stibbons, Wee Mad Arthur, Buggy S., Vetinari - Complete