Dumbledore has died, and Harry is grieving. Before the funeral, though, a mysterious ritual is completed to choose the next Headmaster. The ritual picks the Giant Squid. But as always with Harry, that's just the beginning. Some deaths, a little swearing, and some possible futures. AU Crackfic for the TL Crack!Fic exchange, specifically Rose of the West and HeadlessHuntsman.
Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,247 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Harry P., Giant Squid - Complete