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Very, Very Improbable by Maerlyn of Miria
an alternative universe romp based on the second series of the Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy Radio series. Gaze into the total Perspective Vortex, learn the secret of the bird People, use a body debit card, discover how throwing a cup can have an impact on civilization, find out how many clones are too many and what can be done about it, wait 900 years for paper napkins!
Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,030 - Published: 10/30 - Arthur D., Eddie, Ford P., Gag Halfrunt
Ode To A Small Lump of Green Putty I Found In My Armpit… by ShinyThings44
This is my idea of what the poem "Ode To A Small Lump of Green Putty I Found In My Armpit One Midsummer Morning", mentioned in "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy", says. Yes, it's suitably gross. Fair warning to those who don't want to be grossed out!
Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Published: 10/29 - Complete
Fifty-three More Things to do in Zero Gravity by ShinyThings44
This is my idea of what the book "Fifty-three More Things to do in Zero Gravity", mentioned in "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy", says. It agrees with "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" canon but I'm not trying to make it the official canon, it's just my idea and others can have theirs.
Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Published: 10/29 - Complete
The Hitchhiker's Anthem by poketroubadour
Songfic set to 'Journey of the Sorcerer', the classic theme music from the radio series, TV series and movie. The original instrumental music was composed by Bernie Leadon and performed by The Eagles, the lyrics that follow are mine. R&R if you enjoyed!
Rated: K - English - Poetry/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Published: 4/17 - Complete
Hitchhiker's Article - Reading by r.gii55447 reviews
This is what the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has to say about reading.
Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/10 - Complete
100! by ImGonnaWriteAFanfic
The Hitchhiker's Guide characters find another truth about the universe!
Rated: K - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2020 - Arthur D., Ford P., Trillian, Zaphod B. - Complete
A not-so-good day by carlosignacioarboleda
Rupert Rupertson, from Fleetwood, is about to find out that alien abductions are not as fancy as he thought...
Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Published: 7/3/2020 - Arthur D.
babel fish out of water by embraidery reviews
Trillian's life in space.
Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/25/2020 - Trillian - Complete
42! by ImGonnaWriteAFanfic reviews
The Hitchhiker's Guide characters find the truth about the universe!
Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/26/2020 - Arthur D., Ford P., Trillian, Zaphod B. - Complete
The Impossible Insertion - The Untold Truth between Chapters 13 and 14 by ArtOfTheTaco reviews
This story was born from a stupid shower thought, "what would happen if you input a probability of zero into the Infinite Improbability Drive". A stupid question deserves a stupid answer, which I've tried to provide while honoring the humor and style of Douglas Adams. The result is a 14 billion year diversion from the main story which has no impact in the end. Well sort of.
Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,728 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/7/2020
The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Version 4 by amiddle reviews
The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy is a wholly remarkable book, of which version 4.0 is a wholly remarkable excerpt from which, for copyright reasons, all Guide entries authored by field researchers other than amiddle811879, have been deleted.
Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 57 - Words: 27,508 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/29/2020 - Published: 2/26/2008
Twelve Days of Christmas: Joyeux Noel by Brightness Wordweaver reviews
The Heart of Gold crew makes a detour, and Arthur and Trillian have a talk. Part of my Twelve Days of Christmas ficathon.
Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2019 - Arthur D., Ford P., Trillian, Zaphod B. - Complete
Not Sally and the Agents of DUCK by glenjamin.franklin
Did I mention, this adventure is not for everyone. It does contain silliness, more than a normal obsession with the sound a duck makes, inside jokes and an occasional lack of cohesion. At no time were any septapi, platypus, or other semi-aquatic poisonous egg-laying mammals harmed in the writing of this story.
Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31,241 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2019
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Screenplay The Primary Part by RedwallFan42
Arthur Dent is trying to prevent his house from being bulldozed when his friend Ford Prefect whisks him into outer space. It turns out Ford is an alien who has just saved Arthur from Earth's total annihilation. Ford introduces Arthur to his myriad friends, including many-headed President Zaphod Beeblebrox and sexy refugee and astrophysicist Trillian.
Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,071 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2019 - Arthur D., Ford P., Trillian, Zaphod Beebebrox IV - Complete
On the 125th Story by Random Guise reviews
Arthur Dent has another encounter with Benjy and Frankie Mouse shortly after arriving with his group at Milliways. I don't own these characters, and even if I did I would still follow good advice and Don't Panic.
Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,571 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/1/2018 - Complete
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Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16 - Published: 7/17/2018
Time Travel by JaguarTheRavenclawRainWing
Arthur comes up with an alternative way to discover the Question to the Answer of Life, the Universe and Everything.
Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/22/2018
In which Zaphod is bored by sadly just human
Zaphod's bored. Pretty much a pointless thing for towel day.
Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/25/2018 - Ford P., Zaphod B. - Complete
Waiting for the Earthman by mahmfic reviews
Ford waits for Arthur to come home during winter. Can be read as gen or pre-slash. This was written in 2008 and I guess I wasn't into fact checking back then.
Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/15/2017 - Arthur D., Ford P. - Complete
Aimlessly Selected Guide Entries by ColinCeption reviews
The title says it all really. I don't even have to be here to summarize it. I guess i'll just rest a while then. Wake me up when my services are needed again.
Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/5/2017 - Published: 10/28/2017
On Prehistoric Earth by nitilia reviews
Set at the beginning of Life, the Universe, and Everything. The sofa disappears, leaving Ford and Arthur still stuck on prehistoric Earth. Arthur realises that he doesn't want to be alone again. Ford disagrees.
Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,176 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2017 - Arthur D., Ford P. - Complete
Heart Too Cold by Erik Sax
After Zaphod stole the Heart of Gold, They went after him, but there were a few ... false starts
Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,006 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/4/2017 - Complete
2 Minuten by Godot003
Bruthe ist ein ein ganz normaler Barmann. Er hat jedoch das Pech im Universum von "Per Anhalter durch die Galaxis" auf der Erde zu leben. In dieser sehr kurzen Fanfiction erfährt man, wie seine letzten 2 Minuten auf dem schönen fast-handgemachten Planeten Erde verliefen.
Rated: T - German - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,594 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/29/2017 - Arthur D., Ford P. - Complete
Mostly Regretful by Lewot reviews
A conclusion to the Hitchhiker book series (excluding/replacing "And Another Thing..."). Very specifically the book continuity rather than any other version. It can serve either as an end to the series or a jumping-off point for new adventures. Basically just ties up all the loose ends.
Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,784 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/9/2016 - Published: 11/15/2015 - Arthur D., Ford P., Zaphod B., Trillian - Complete
A Puff of Logic by John Matthew Chanaud reviews
This is either a very short story, or the first chapter of another H2G2 novel with which I've been struggling for some time...
Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2016
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