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H2G2 and Douglas Adams have inspired my style of writing. This story explores what I've pondered about other individual's encounters with the remarkable Guide. In this story, a man in prison is sent on a mission to embellish an entry for the Guide. This story involves unique characters from the series of books with only the Guide itself as the zen diagram overlap. Enjoy!
Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,427 - Published: 5/17
Universe, time and everything (except perhaps tea)
by The Corpse Maker reviews
It is largely believed that the Universe was created by a God who can't even prove His own existence. But what if the Universe was created by a depressive robot ? h2g2 fanfiction
Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 44 - Words: 13,239 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/7 - Published: 7/25/2014 - Arthur D., Ford P., Marvin, Zaphod B. - Complete
Almost, But Not Quite, Entirely Unlike Tea
by NMDSynthesiser reviews
Arthur Dent and Ford Prefect are extremely exasperated with the Nutri-Matic Drinks Synthesiser and tries to complain about it with the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation. However, the complaints division is too stuffed up and messy to do anything. They have to think up a better plan. By the way, share and enjoy!
Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 10/29/2014 - Arthur D., Ford P., Trillian, Zaphod B.
Ode To A Small Green Lump Of Putty I Found In My Armpit
by ladytilde reviews
If you don't know about Vogon poetry, this is just going to look like Theodore Geisel was working through a bad acid trip. If you do know about Vogon poetry it'll still look like that, but at least you'll understand what's going on.
Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/30
The Printer's Guide To The Galaxy
by BabelShift reviews
A unfinished adventure through space-time-comedy continuum. It involves some reference to 3d printing, but do not be scared, it's rubbish. Hope you enjoy it and DON'T PANIC.
Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/24 - Arthur D.
The Hitchhiker's Guide to High School
by sky.guinalie reviews
This is an AU where space travel and such is out of the question and the only thing our four favorite characters are trying to survive is the perils of high school, which is very much harder than it looks. For pairings there'll first be Ford/Arthur and Zaphod/Trillian, then Arthur/Fenchurch. Please review!
Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,341 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 7/6/2014 - Arthur D., Ford P., Trillian, Zaphod B.
Beta Rosemary Epsilon hates her job a burger joint in space, but she hates her boss more. A story written for my Creative Writing class, set in the universe of Hitchhiker's Guide. T for Language.
Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,194 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/14 - Complete
by Eira Lloyd reviews
Benjy mouse is not amused by the Earth being blown up. So he finds a way to undo it. One-shot.
Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/11 - Benjy - Complete
by thequillofimagination reviews
It is a curious fact that most planets developed the game of football independently... Guide entry, apropos of nothing really
Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/21/2014
by Cindar reviews
Some one-shots that are not related. If anyone wants to expand on them they are welcome to. I don't own any of this.
Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8/6/2014 - Published: 7/21/2014
by ATouchOfMadness reviews
A short joke which has no real purpose - just for fun!
Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/13/2014
by Gingehfish reviews
Random is lost and alone, wishing for a friend, wishing for a hand to hold. ONESHOT. Entry to the FroggyClan May 2014 Writing Contest.
Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,165 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/25/2014 - Arthur D., Random D., Trillian - Complete
The Marvelous Misadventures of Marvin
by Eoinda reviews
The story of Marvins Creation and miserable existance until he ended up on the Heart of Gold.
Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/14/2014 - Marvin
Marvin's got something to say
by The Corpse Maker reviews
This is a story about dolphins, mice, planets, universes, the Ultimate Question and many other things... Secrets are revealed, answers are given, new questions are asked. It begins very simply. It begins... with a robot.
Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,023 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/24/2014 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Arthur D., Eddie, Marvin, Zaphod B.
by Jiminy The Cricket reviews
During the final scene of Mostly Harmless, just as the world is about to be destroyed, Arthur looks at Ford just before everything ends. This is what he was thinking. (I do not own The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy) NO SLASH!
Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/8/2014 - Arthur D., Ford P. - Complete
by NeoJedi reviews
Ford is very eccentric and beyond out of tune with human emotions. So much, as a matter of fact, he simply can't show his love for his friend, Arthur, properly! Full of laughs. Enjoy this odd "pairing."
Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Arthur D., Ford P. - Complete
by randomplotbunny reviews
Ford learns something new about Arthur.
Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2014 - Arthur D., Ford P. - Complete
by Emily-Of-Midgard reviews
100 Word Drabble. The odds of Arthur Dent knowing that IKEA was actually a very popular store on Betelgeuse were very slim.
Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/23/2014 - Arthur D., Ford P. - Complete
H2G2 Alternate Phase: The Beginning, Part 1
Hey you, don't watch that, watch this! This is the heavy heavy monster sound, the nuttiest sound around! So if you've come in off the street, and you're beginning to feel the heat, Well listen buster, you better start to move your feet, To the rockinest, rock-steady beat of madness! One step beyond! First Post of the new Hitchhiker's: Alternate Phase on OngoingWorlds.
Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,500 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/8/2014
The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy Chapter 35 Remake
by jakstheGiganotosaur reviews
Chapter 35 reimagined. The final chapter seemed too rushed so I "fixed it". This was also an assignment from my english class during my senior year in high school. Enjoy.
Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Arthur D., Benjy, Ford P., Frankie - Complete
A Fairytale of Betelgeuse Seven
by MysteryMisti2 reviews
As well as being my favourite Christmas song, I've always thought 'A Fairytale of New York' perfectly fits Arthur and Ford's relationship in a lot of ways. Told over four Christmases, the one right before the Earth was destroyed and the three following it, this is their story.
Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,940 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/24/2013 - Arthur D., Ford P. - Complete
Eye to Eye
by MysteryMisti2 reviews
Arthur Dent had things pretty well figured out for a British man in his late twenties. Ford Prefect does a good job of changing that, and Arthur is surprisingly OK with this. Shameless fluff.
Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/24/2013 - Arthur D., Ford P. - Complete
Blue Pointy Man meets Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy589 | Page 1 2 3 4 11 .. Last Next »
First you always need to know where you towel is. Second DON'T PANIC! A fun story, well it was to write. And this is what happens when I haven't had a drink to inspire my writing. Which is just as well, 'cause I think my stuff is mediocre. But when I'm rdunk, craziness happens. And I'm the one who has to clean up in the morning. Damn plot bunnies! No help at all. On strike...
Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,335 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/16/2013 - Ford P., Trillian, Zaphod B., OC - Complete