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Beetlejuice is offended on Lydia's behalf; Lydia is amused.

One of the obligations of friendship.

When Lydia is threatened, Beetlejuice gets angry. After all, you stand up for those you . . . um . . .

Lydia's 70th birthday and their 50th anniversary. This is a wrap-up of the history of the Beetlejuice and Deetz families and is Story #200.

When Beetlejuice gets pranked, a furious Lydia gets revenge.

An accident leads to communal guilt.

First there was Beetlejuice; then there was another Beetlejuice; then yet a third Beetlejuice - all similar, but all very different.

A discussion of what to name their possible children and why.

What's fair, what's not? What's right, what's wrong? Sometimes it takes an expert to tell.

A few thoughts and emotions inspired by a bowl of popcorn.

The most evocative sense is often the most under-rated. Or, have you ever wondered what these two smell like to each other?

To save her, Beetlejuice agrees to never see Lydia again. Lydia ain't having it.

Married in the Neitherworld, still believed to be merely engaged in the human world. How do they cope?

There are other meanings to just about everything you say.

Lydia's pregnancy starts to become more difficult.

Actions and reactions.

Parents never think they're doing their best with their children. But oftentimes, they're wrong about that.

Truth and consequences at a slumber party.

Lydia sees someone else kiss Beetlejuice. Sometimes even the language of the heart needs a little translating.

We all have a flair for something. Some of us might have more than one.

Lydia starts acting strange and refuses help, Beetlejuice is forced to watch from the sidelines as his best friend clings to life by a thread. Mentions of eating disorders and self hatred.

A discussion of the sincerest form of flattery.

A chance word, a different perspective – but the rose is still a rose. Sometimes it just takes a while longer to come into full bloom.

Jacques and Ginger are married in the celebrity wedding of the year. (It might be helpful to read 'Ghostly Presents' first.)