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Founder: Baroness Emma - Stories: 36 - Followers: 3 - Staff: 2 - id: 68755
Home of the funniest SP stories here on FFN. All types - AU, AT, OOC, IC. Poetry, parody, punditry, or crossover, it doesn't matter, if it's funny, it's all here. PM me if you think I missed one, or you are writing one and want it added.

The League of the ? by Belfast Docks reviews
"Oh, make no mistake, Sir Percy," Marguerite replied, a mischievous smile gracing her pretty mouth, "This is all your fault. You know it is." Fluff and fun, taking place after the novels.
Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,938 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Complete
Sir Percy's cravat by ladyblakh reviews
Percy and Marguerite's son is finally born. Percy states that he is the only one who will ever be allowed to throw up on his cravat, and the statement leads to a discussion that reveals some new things about our beloved characters.
Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Complete
The story of how Percy met Ffoulkes by ladyblakh reviews
This story is inspired by a passage in The life and exploits of the Scarlet Pimpernel in which we can read that Percy did not bear to see innocents suffer, whether they were humans or animals. The Scarlet Pimpernel to the rescue!
Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Complete
The Wife of Bath by Baroness Emma reviews
A rainy night in Bath...Sir Percy asks Marguerite to tell him a story...and snark, satire, humor and double-entendres ensue. Beware, O Gentle Reader, for 'tis rated T for a reason.
Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,293 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Complete
The Pimperneled Infirmary by Percy's Gadzooks reviews
My first story involving Sir Percy, Scarlet Pimpernel, and such. Sir Percy meets up with Chauvelin but gets tied up in unusual events at the completely wrong place at the completely wrong time. Please Read and Review!
Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,443 - Reviews: 19 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 7/17/2010
There Once Was A Frenchie by Cairistona reviews
Limericks on Chaubertin..er, pardon, Chauvelin.
Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: K - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
Margot at Bat by edleweiss reviews
An unbearly hot afternoon of cricket leads to a dispute between members of the League of the Scarlet Pimpernel that can only be settled by Lady Blakeney taking the field. Slightly OC, PercyMargot.
Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,846 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Complete
Taken for a Ride by Cairistona reviews
M. Chauvelkin has car trouble and SP takes him for a ride, quite literally. AU with cars.
Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Complete
In Jail with the Scarlet Pimpernel by SherlockianGirl reviews
Chauvelin has been arrested and sent to the Temple Prison where he gets a most unexpected cellmate...
Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Complete
Lord Tony and the Princess Snide by Baroness Emma reviews
Why does Chau-Chau rub his hands together? Why is the League ALWAYS "leaning forward expectantly"? What makes Marguerite testy? Do Percy and Donald Trump have anything in common? Find out in a "Lord Tony's Wife" parody. Now COMPLETE! Please R&R!
Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,763 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Complete
The League Sleepover by SherlockianGirl reviews
Exactly what does the League do when the Scarlet Pimpernel is off causing trouble without them?
Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,893 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Complete
The Truth About the Scarlet Pimpernel With Jokes by Jade9 reviews
An explanation of some of the inconsistencies that have baffled Pimpernel scholars for centuries.
Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Complete
Nightmare On Board the Day Dream by SherlockianGirl reviews
Sequel to "The League Sleepover." The League has set sail for England with three rescued aristocrats in tow, but what happens when Percy must stay in France and Lord Tony is put in charge of the voyage? Lord Hastings would rather forget the incident.
Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Up To Something by Rosethorn reviews
Marguerite should really just stop letting Percy out of the house. Post-book.
Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/12/2008
The Whole History of The Scarlet Pimpernel in 3000 Words or Less by Baroness Emma reviews
A drabble series that summarizes every book in Orczy's SP series. Comedy, in case you were wondering. Warning: Spoilers
Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,628 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Complete
Che cosa è amor by AMarguerite reviews
While on his Grand Tour, Sir Percy stumbles across an enchanted castle. He makes friends, gets terribly confused about love, irritates his valet, and gives into the fairy tale. Crossover with 'Beauty and the Beast' becase I'm insane like that
Crossover - Beauty and the Beast & Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,900 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Complete
Her Lover by Huntress of the stars reviews
At a ball hosted by the Blakeneys, a young countess approaches Marguerite and asks the hostess to describe her lover. Random fluff, oneshot. MargueritePercy
Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2005 - Complete
Falcon in the Rhyme by Baroness Emma reviews
Chauvelin Poetry. Limeriks. Be afraid. Be VERY afraid.
Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Complete
The Scarlet Pimpernel For Dummies by The Lark reviews
Well, what more can I say? It's the Scarlet Pimpernel for dummies. Hopefully good for a laugh or two.
Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,319 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Complete
The Madness of Maximilien Robespierre by Horrible Rhino Story reviews
Chauvelin isn't so sure he wants to work for Robespierre anymore, particularly when he develops a phobia of merpeople, hires singing clowns, and begins executing Disney princes. And then there's the matter of Charlotte Corday hanging around. Extremely odd
Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Complete
The Scarlet Pimpernel and The 21st Century by Baroness Emma reviews
A mysterious event lands Sir Percy Blakeney in the 21st Century, and only one girl believes him and his story. Is Sir Percy ready for 2009? Is 2009 ready for Sir Percy?
Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,822 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 2/6/2009
A Highschool Girl in the Scarlet Pimpernel's World by AlpineSheep reviews
Jen is failing history and her teacher offers her extra credit with a book review. Jen picks The Scarlet Pimpernel on a whim and gets more than she bargained for when an accident lands her in revolutionary France! It's the Scarlet Pimpernel to the rescue!
Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,634 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Complete
In Her Dreams by edleweiss reviews
Marguerite's dreams make it difficult for Percy to sleep. MargotPercy
Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Complete
Pointless Flood of Roses by Xx.Triple A.xX reviews
One grumpy goth girl. One manga loving tomboy. One gallant Sir Percy, one rather good looking Armand, and one crazed Chauvelin who’s out for revenge. Can the two girls stop him before it’s too late? Stick around and we’ll tell you.
Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 8/5/2007
The Fox Emerges by percyismine reviews
Things start to get a little weird during the PercyChauvelin duel as Chauvelin undergoes some changes... Now Complete!
Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,530 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/6/2005 - Published: 5/21/2005 - Complete
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